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Chapter 168 Dubai Episode 18: Oh, Hello, Brother 3!



Chapter 168 Dubai Episode 18: Oh, Hello, Brother 3!

168 Dubai Episode 18: Oh, hello Indian brother!

Mu Qing had her hair tied in a high ponytail and wore a pair of leather goggles.

Barrage:

(Ahhhhhh, my Muqing baby!!)

(Following a star is not just a simple liking, but a grand self-redemption; when she stands there, we have a direction to strive for.)

Jiang Shuyi: It's a pity I'm no longer a guest star, sob sob. I suddenly miss the days of slacking off on the variety show, joking around with Director Luo, bragging about Director Ma, and sneaking bites of Director Ma's beef jerky every now and then... Give me another chance, even if I'm in a group with Fu Jingnian, I'd be willing!!

Tang Sanzang uses Pantene to wash his hair: Judging from the last sentence, it's clear this guy really wants to go back to variety shows.

Fu Jingnian: Don't touch me, I refuse.

Fu Jingnian: You used to ignore me, but now you can't afford to be near me.

Introverted elementary school student: Wow, this guy is so impressed with his show-off act.

Li Shao from the Beijing Circle: They kicked Jiang Shuyi out of F3; he's just there to get himself killed.

Director Ma: You bastard, no wonder you two were giving each other weird looks back then, you were talking about me behind my back! It made me sneeze all the time, especially my beef jerky, my favorite! You're dead meat!

Jiang Shuyi: Hey, I'm in the country.

Jiang Shuyi: You can't hit me now, right? Hehehe~

The sycamore-lined avenue was bathed in sunshine and gentle breeze.

Jiang Shuyi held her phone with both hands and typed furiously.

He walked forward with his head down.

At this moment, he uttered those vile words and became smug.

"Whoosh—".

Jiang Shuyi's feet suddenly gave way, and he was gone.

...

...

"Mu Qing, Mu Qing, Mu Qing!!"

The staff cheered in unison.

Mu Qing's smile instantly turned shy. She was wearing a patchwork distressed linen trench coat with a metal chain around her waist.

Her studded boots swayed lightly as she walked, her red lips curving into a radiant smile.

"Hello everyone, my name is Mu Qingzi."

"From the local water resources group, Mu's."

Mu Qing introduced herself.

"Sure, it's hot and dry here, so water resources are very important."

Shang Xu analyzed.

Comments in the live chat:

The climate here is hot and dry, with an average annual rainfall of only 42 millimeters. It is one of the world's most water-scarce regions, and its water resources mainly rely on seawater desalination.

"So what does your family do?"

Xia Yu glanced at him.

"That's someone important."

He kept it a secret and didn't say anything.

"whispering sound."

Xia Yu: <(`^′)>.

"Xu Jiannian, what about you?"

She looked at Xu Jianian, who was looking around.

"Yes, Jianian, what about you?"

Mu Qing tilted her head, curious.

"Ahem, please call me Xu Jiannian."

He still installed it there.

"His voice is so hoarse now."

"I guess I'll get phlegm stuck in my throat when I get old."

Shang Xu's words reached his ears.

"If you can't speak properly, then don't speak at all, okay?"

Xu Jianian rolled her eyes at him.

Barrage:

(These two are about to start arguing again; I guess only when Fu Jingnian is around can they be united against a common enemy.)

(Yes, this shows that Fu Jingnian plays a very important role. I suggest that Director Ma appoint him as a princess for a political marriage and place him between the two of them to achieve harmony among the three.)

(Upstairs, this suggestion is like thinking of pig intestines, isn't it?)

"I come from England, and I am the famous Prince Alexander."

Xu Jianian spoke with a tone full of pride.

"Ugh, the pressure is immense."

Shang Xu's expression was ambiguous, neither smiling nor frowning.

"Please do not interrupt me."

"Are you okay?"

Quotient order: ╮( ??w?? )╭.

The three smiled silently and handed the stage to him.

Barrage:

Luo He: Haha, our brother Jianian is getting into character.

Shang Xu's dog: Prince, please don't talk about our Shang Bao, are you okay?

All I see in Yuguang's view is you: Please don't block our Yubao's camera, are you okay?

Jiang Shuyi: I don't understand. Your Highness, there's an old saying in your country: "A wise man submits to circumstances." If you don't love her, please don't hurt Mu Qing. Are you okay?

(??w??)Q.

People on the live stream were eager to imitate it.

“I… this prince is not only a member of the royal family, but also the heir to the family business.”

“Our family business has… has… has in the international business arena.”

While pretending, Xu Jianian suddenly got stuck and forgot her lines.

“Bird shit.”

I don't know who mentioned it.

Xu Jianian was subconsciously led astray.

"Yes, bird poop..."

"What the hell are you?"

He was convinced; a flash of inspiration struck him.

OS: Luckily, I was quick-witted and prepared in advance.

"Cough cough."

He pretended to cough, but secretly peeked at the cheat sheet he had written in his palm half the night before.

"Oh my god, the cheat sheet was stolen!"

Xu Jianian: ???Gah?

The three of them were ashamed.

in front of the monitor.

"Why does Xu Jianian look so mentally challenged?"

Director Ma fell into deep thought.

"It might not be as it seems."

Love was munching on beef jerky.

"Wasn't this kid pretty cocky before he went on the show?"

"He got into a fight with a hater or a sasaeng fan in an underground parking garage, then spent a few days in a detention center, and was on your dating reality show as soon as he was released."

He still vaguely remembered the incident that had been trending on social media for a week.

A fan responded in the live chat:

Jia Nian is genuinely happy to be on this show, and that's why she seems so easygoing and a little silly. That's just how it is when you're playing and having fun with your friends.

Before he could finish his introduction, the next guest arrived.

Everyone looked towards the sand dune, assuming it was Duan Xiaotang or Li Yan.

Those expectant gazes went out the moment they saw Fu Jingnian.

Fu Jingnian was wearing a black leather jacket paired with multi-pocket cargo pants.

Wearing combat boots and a rugged necklace around her neck.

She has striking features with sharp eyebrows and bright eyes, but her skin has been given a darker complexion due to special effects makeup by the makeup artist.

Barrage:

Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: That's amazing! He turned the wasteland style into a beggar's style, it's unique, no wonder he's called "Brother Fu".

The water gun filled with urine spray makes everyone scream: It has a bit of an Indian vibe, but it matches "Brother Fu" quite well.

"Yawning without blush": Alright, you two meticulous teachers, no need for quotation marks anymore, everyone knows it's a term of endearment.

...

...

"Welcome to Jingnian."

Sister Lele went up to greet her.

Fu Jingnian didn't recognize who this person was and ignored him.

He walked past arrogantly, and Sister Lele followed him, following the script, and asked him a few questions.

"Hello everyone."

“I am a high-caste prince from an ancient Indian kingdom, and my name is Fu Buzhengjingnian.”

“My family belongs to the Brahmin caste, which is the highest caste in the caste system.”

Fu Jingnian tightened his jawline, his brows revealing arrogance.

It's completely different from the feeling that Xu Jianian exudes.

He genuinely believed it to be true, and was as confident as if he were a prince.

"Oh, hello Indian brother."

Xia Yu described it lightly.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

The business continues to generate output, and people laugh heartily.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

Xu Jianian roared, increasing the firepower.

Mu Qing scoffed; the effect wasn't strong, but the mockery was.

Barrage:

The farmer's three punches hurt a little: My brother Fu does three things every day: eat, take a bath, and tighten his jawline.

A user named "YiDianYiSiA" commented: "My YuBao is really funny, it made me laugh so hard (I almost got recycled by Zhuanzhuan)."

Scammed out of 250 million by Xiaomei: Everyone's identities are quite interesting. But now there are two princes. Are we going to have to buy them in bulk later?

Fu Jingnian: ……

OS: Don't bother arguing with ignorant rats.

(Fresh Mango's inner monologue: &\(`Δ')/Let me see, who hasn't given me a book review yet? Sir, please give me one, please give me one. A book review only requires a few clicks of my lucky hand. I can only see the book review if it has comments~)


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