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Chapter 169 Dubai Episode 19: Even after being cured, this kind of treatment still makes people droo



Chapter 169 Dubai Episode 19: Even after being cured, this kind of treatment still makes people droo

169 Dubai Episode 19: Even after being cured, this kind of treatment still makes you drool.

“My family runs a vast, diversified business empire that encompasses the spice trade, jewelry manufacturing and sales…”

Fu Jingnian's delivery was as rigid and fluent as reciting a text.

Barrage:

The water gun was filled with urine and everyone screamed: Damn it, he got tricked. I bet he was so proud of the script last night that he didn't sleep all night and memorized it. Even though his skin was tinted black, his dark circles were still quite noticeable.

Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: Pfft, Hua Hua is so good at describing things!! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. In just one sentence, a few words, she knocked out Brother Fu's self-proclaimed noble status.

So handsome that the person he likes pursues him: Yeah, yeah, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts.

Scammed out of 250 million by Xiaomei: Seriously, who gave him the nerve to keep yelling like that? He's got guts. Does he have to memorize the whole script?

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"Okay, okay, I got it."

“Pass.”

"Next person."

Xia Yu impatiently interrupted him, inviting the next guest.

He looked over with displeasure, pursed his lips, and said nothing.

Who told Xia Yu to have two formidable people standing behind her?

Brainless and unhappy.

"Let's see who our next guest is!"

As soon as Sister Lele finished speaking, the sound of footsteps on the sand could be heard.

Hi everyone~.

Shen Youyou's distinctive voice rang out, drawing cheers from the audience who were looking forward to "Rock Sugar Pear".

Barrage:

The rock sugar pear soup is real: \(`Δ')/ Oh my god, I almost forgot about this lady.

Tang Seng uses Pantene to wash his hair: That's normal. It's normal to watch commercials to watch "Skate Into Love," but the question is, can this woman walk a little faster??

Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: (?.?) I just wish I could fast forward the live stream, but I don't want to quit.

(You guys shouldn't be so fond of Shen Youyou, okay? She didn't do anything to you, she just made a normal appearance, and you all act like you're judging her.)

(Yeah, yeah, I guess they're not as good as our Youyou. They're just a bunch of people who look glamorous online, but are actually like rats in the ground, full of jealousy, using it to belittle others and elevate themselves. I hate these kinds of people the most.)

(Some people even said Shen Youyou was faking it. You've been so blatantly attacking her, and she's been so kind as not to send you a lawyer's letter. You should be grateful. Instead, you keep chasing after her in her live streams saying that if she ever actually ends up in jail, I'll be the first to applaud.)

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Shen Youyou was wearing a short, metallic jacket.

The irregular metal plates interlock, giving the impression of being pieced together and welded from discarded mechanical parts.

Her face was radiant with a smile, and she moved with small, quick steps.

Xia Yu and the others all looked at her with disdain as she slowly dominated the camera.

Fu Jingnian sighed, thinking to himself: Youyou, this is... this is too obvious, it's a bit too much.

Shen Youyou was still immersed in the joy of seeing people in the bullet comments speaking up for her and fighting against the negative comments.

OS: Things change every thirty years, and I've slowly become famous, okay?

Guests who appear on dating reality shows only see their popularity increase.

Especially after the international edition, their popularity skyrocketed.

Although Shen Youyou has many haters, she has a clear persona. She often posts on Weibo about doing charity work, studying hard, and enjoying cooking and housework, presenting herself as a virtuous wife and loving mother, which attracts a lot of fans who are sports students.

"Dementia?"

"Even if this is cured, it will still make you drool."

"He looks a bit mentally challenged."

"More than that..."

Xia Yu and Shang Yu chirped away, one after another.

They all have microphones on their collars, so they can communicate openly and honestly without covering their microphones.

Shen Youyou dawdled for five minutes on a journey that should have taken less than a minute.

"Youyou, over here."

Lele went up to urge them several times.

"Some fans asked me why my skin is so good. Actually, it's not that good. Just use electronic devices less, go to bed early, don't eat junk food, and spend more time in nature to soothe your mind..."

She pretended not to hear and kept watching the comments and interacting with fans.

Can't you walk?

Duan Xiaotang's tone was full of speechlessness.

Li Yan followed beside him as they made their entrance together.

The screen was cleared of comments, all praising the rock sugar pear.

Duan Xiaotang wore a distressed cowboy hat with rows of wild animal fangs hanging from the hatband.

The brim of his hat was pulled low, covering most of his face, revealing only his smiling thin lips and chin.

Underneath her jacket was a tight-fitting white cropped top that revealed her slender waist.

She paired it with a knee-length leather mini skirt with an irregular hem and a ring of metal gears along the edge.

Li Yan was wrapped in a worn-out linen robe with embroidery, the edges of which were roughened by the wind and sand.

The leather belt around her waist was inlaid with brightly colored gemstones, and she wore loose-fitting work pants that were covered in stains and patches.

The caption reads: "The above is the distressed effect. We didn't dress Teacher Li Yan in dirty or worn clothes. All the teachers are dressed in brand new clothes with a distressed effect, a custom-made version by a master."

Barrage:

(Ahhhhhh, you're so beautiful, baby!!)

(Li Yan, as long as you don't sing and dance, you will be our eternal god!)

(When I see rock sugar pears standing together, I immediately picture a movie with a wonderful atmosphere.)

(Director Luo, you can start writing the script now! We've got the subject matter! This is guaranteed to be a box office hit!)

The farmer's three punches hurt a little: hahahahahahahaha~

College student staying at home: The production team is showing a strong desire to survive, but the props team really put in a lot of effort!!

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"Sister Xiaotang!"

Shen Youyou wanted to go up and try to get closer to him.

Duan Xiaotang completely ignored him.

Wow, welcome to our rock sugar pear soup!

Lele is so happy.

Shen Youyou's gloom immediately turned into sunshine.

"Sister Lele, it's been a long time."

I miss you!

Duan Xiaotang affectionately hugged Sister Lele.

Li Yan stared at him with a smile in her eyes.

The neglected Shen Youyou stood to the side like a clown.

Fu Jingnian was surprised; the female host was actually Sister Lele.

"Brother Fu."

Shen Youyou slunk over.

"Brother Fu?"

She called out a few times and found Fu Jingnian staring blankly at Duan Xiaotang.

"Well, you're here."

His nonchalant manner made Shen Youyou feel that he didn't take it seriously.

"Huahua, Qingqing."

Duan Xiaotang whistled at them.

Xia Yu Mu Qing: ξ( ?>??).

"Wow, a new skill I've learned."

Li Yan joked.

"What a perfect couple!"

I'm a huge fan of Sister Lele.

"Tell me who you are, and introduce yourselves."

Li Yan gestured for Duan Xiaotang to go first.

"My name is Duan Xiaotang, and I am the heir of the Candy family."

She gave a brief introduction and then glanced at Li Yan.

“I am Li Shijian, you can also call me Shijian, I am the CEO of CCS.”

Li Yan smiled brightly, seemingly quite pleased with his identity.

OS: It's been so hard, finally it's not that nickname "Li Datou" anymore.

Barrage:

Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little: Big Head, don't think I'll forget you just because you changed your name.

Tang Sanzang uses Pantene to wash his hair: It's good that he has a big head, he's not just a prince or something...

College student who stays at home: It seems the two people upstairs really want to get punched three times.

When someone fills a water gun with urine, everyone shouts: "Great! Everyone's finally here! We can start having fun! I'm so excited!!"


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