nucmednet Chapter 206 Nobody understands me, I'm so lonely.
Chapter 206 Nobody understands me, I'm so lonely.
Holy crap, a critical hit right at the start?!
[An Shen's words are always lifelike.]
[This is incredibly calming and perfect; it's exactly the kind of storyline I've been waiting for!]
[The official team understands us. I'll never curse you guys again. Yuan Ge doesn't need any buffs; he deserves to be a hero fragment.]
[This hero has mobility, crowd control, and burst damage; why the hell would they buff him? This show can just stay on.]
[Fine, fine, you're so great, so high and mighty, you're using Yuan Ge as a scapegoat just to curry favor with the authorities.]
Tianyun frowned slightly, then stomped hard on Gu Lin'an's foot, making Gu Lin'an wince in pain.
But he still smiled and said, "Haha, I misspoke. Just take it as me praising Qinglong."
"Don't stir up trouble in the comments, I'm a neutral commentator."
[Haha, I believe it.]
Gu Lin'an chuckled and asked, "Tianyun, what's your prediction for this match? Which team will win?"
Tianyun was stunned for a moment. "Wait, which of us is the special guest?"
How can you not distinguish between primary and secondary issues? Is that something you should be saying?
Shouldn't I be the one asking you this? Generally speaking, special guests are usually quite reserved when they give their first commentary. Why is Gu Lin'an acting like a seasoned veteran?
Tianyun said, "Both teams are very strong, but due to special reasons, Zhuque did not play, so I support the Wolf team."
"Wolves should win 2-1 against HG."
Recently, Qinglong's critics have become much more restrained, so Tianyun is not afraid of their attacks at all.
Gu Lin'an nodded, a mischievous grin on his face, and said, "Tianyun, are you a hater of HG? Why don't you support HG?"
Tianyun: ? ?
You little brat, you've set a trap for me, haven't you?
Revenge? Gu Lin'an must be taking revenge on himself.
So he said angrily, "Can you predict which team will win this round?"
Gu Lin'an replied, "I would never say such a thing. It's useless. If I predict it wrong, wouldn't I just be contradicting myself?"
"If I get excited and post a little essay or something, I'll be completely embarrassed. I'm not as thick-skinned as some people."
Gu Lin'an started another group fight, and Tianyun instantly felt sweat pouring down his back.
[Haha, An Shen really doesn't lose out at all, doing Yin Yang on Qinglong and then on Li Mao, that's a bit impolite, isn't it?]
This isn't an invited commentator; this is a showdown on the spot. Now it's my turn!
[And what about Suzaku? I'd like to hear what Anshin has to say about Suzaku.]
[How come An Shen's mouth is so long? If I had An Shen's mouth, would I have let my boss manipulate me? I would have fought back directly.]
After commenting on Li Mao, Gu Lin'an began to talk about Zhuque.
"Wait a minute, I remember HG has a player from South Korea, why didn't he show up today?"
Gu Lin'an patted his head and said, "Look at my memory, I forgot, he should be at home playing with his hands right now."
"Remember this lesson: don't play with your hands in competitions anymore. If you want to play with your hands, go home."
Tianyun couldn't stand Gu Lin'an's mouth any longer, so he interrupted, "The Wolves and HG teams have now entered the final battle."
"Wolves chose Ma Chao for the top lane, but HG countered with Sikong Zhen."
"When these two heroes fight, HG clearly has the advantage."
"Moreover, HG mainly focused on the mid and top lanes in this game, and the mid laner they picked was very strong in the early game. I feel that if Wolves don't avoid fights in the early game, they will be in danger."
"HG's mid laner Wang Zhaojun and support Zhang Liang are very strong in combos. If they gank with the jungler, they can easily catch everyone."
Gu Lin'an replied with great agreement: "HG's draft picks were indeed excellent this game, but Tianyun, you forgot one thing, which is..."
He paused deliberately, and just as Tianyun was about to say the word "Qing," he suddenly covered his mouth.
I almost blurted out the big shot's name. Oh well, it's a professional habit. When I work with others a lot, I always unconsciously chime in.
Gu Lin'an laughed and said, "You still say you're not a hater? I know you're shy, so let me ask you a question."
"Which of the following contestants is related to the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties?"
A: Azure Dragon.
"B: Xuanwu (Black Tortoise)"
C: Vermilion Bird.
Tianyun was a little confused. Weren't we just talking about the Azure Dragon? How did we end up talking about dynasties again?
What is the relationship between these individuals and the dynasty?
Tianyun's intuition told her that Gu Lin'an was up to no good, so she pretended to be confused and said, "I don't know."
Gu Lin'an smiled and said, "No rush, take your time to think about it. Netizens can also think about it."
Upon hearing Gu Lin'an's words, netizens began to speculate.
[Without a doubt, it must be the Azure Dragon; this is the daily Yin-Yang principle for calming the mind.]
I know it's the Azure Dragon, but what is the connection between the Azure Dragon and these dynasties?
[The methods for calming the mind are becoming increasingly sophisticated; I honestly couldn't have guessed it. It's too difficult to grasp in a few words.]
[Anshen, just tell me already, stop keeping me in suspense.]
Gu Lin'an waited for ten seconds before revealing the secret: "I believe everyone has already guessed it, just like Tianyun guessed, it is the Azure Dragon."
Tianyun: (⊙﹏⊙)?
She was about to explode. "When did I guess?!" she thought. How could I get caught in the crossfire without saying a word?
Please don't slander me!
"That's right, this person is Qinglong."
"Because this player, after giving away all the candy, instead of reflecting on his own shortcomings, he just raged in a state of impotence."
"He always blames his teammates for his own mistakes. That's Qinglong for you."
Holy crap, An Shen really doesn't seem to have any creative blocks; he can connect things that are completely unrelated.
[Haha, that's so mean! Too bad Qinglong can't hear it because he's wearing headphones.]
[If Qinglong hears this, what will happen? The match is off; let's call 120 first.]
I hereby declare that An Shen is the number one commentator in the KPL, without a doubt.
[With all those catchy rhymes, is An Shen really not planning on taking the postgraduate entrance exam?]
Gu Lin'an said with a serious expression, "Actually, the hero that Qinglong is a contestant is Sun Wukong. Do you know why?"
Tianyun was about to say she didn't want to know when Gu Lin'an answered to himself, "If you want to know, then fine."
"Because he's like a monkey on Mount Emei; if you give him something, he'll eat it, and if you don't, he'll snatch it."
"So, picking up where we left off, the Wolves have it in the bag this time. Even Teacher Ge's jinx won't work, I told you so!"
[The wrath of Tianyun, host's hand speed +0.1 +0.1 +0.1]
[He just said he wouldn't make predictions, tsk tsk tsk, men's mouths!]
Tianyun stared intently at Gu Lin'an, as if to say, "Is this how you promised me?"
Gu Lin'an smiled slightly, and the little bear shrugged, "I was born this way, there's nothing I can do about it."
He sighed inwardly, "Big Socks has no choice. I have an insatiable Dead Bell above me and a bunch of teammates who are desperately needing milk. If I don't have Yin Yang Azure Dragon, how am I supposed to feed these people?"
"I can't share this secret with anyone yet. I have a lot of suffering to share, and it's too painful to keep it inside."
"I am so lonely."