nucmednet Chapter 207 Like a Dragon, Like a Sparrow
Chapter 207 Like a Dragon, Like a Sparrow
The lineups for both sides are as follows.
Wolves' top laner: Ma Chao (Sprint).
Mid Lane: Haiyue. (Flash)
Development Lane: Gongsun Li. (Berserk)
Support: Zhang Fei. (Healer)
Jungler: Cao Cao. (Smite)
HG's side.
Confrontation Lane: Sikong Zhen. (Berserk)
Mid Lane: Wang Zhaojun. (Flash)
Development Lane: Sun Shangxiang. (Flash)
Support: Zhang Liang. (Flash)
Jungler: Kayle. (Smite)
Qinglong was very annoyed. If he didn't play well this time, he didn't know what that damned Gu Lin'an would say.
He began to direct: "Our strategy for this game is to wait for Zhang Liang to reach level four, and then roam and gank with me."
"So you must not play too aggressively in the early stages, understand?"
The others were used to Qinglong's command, but Xuanwu frowned slightly.
Before the match, the coach clearly said that we should follow his instructions in this game, so why is Qinglong giving instructions instead?
The Azure Dragon did not hear the Black Tortoise's reply, so it asked, "Black Tortoise, is there a problem?"
"The Vermilion Bird is gone. I'm the only one capable of carrying the team this round. You should be fine following my commands, right?"
Xuanwu is a very honest person and did not compete with Qinglong for command.
They started arguing about this as soon as the game began; it was unnecessary.
Although this idea is rather pessimistic, in Xuanwu's view, HG without Suzaku is a complete mess and has no hope of defeating the Wolves.
He just needs to do his job well.
For the first few minutes, things were calm for both sides. HG avoided team fights in order to wait for Xuanwu's ultimate skill.
Wolves have been trying to find weaknesses in HG, but it has to be said that Xuanwu is truly professional in defense.
Every time Little Fatty hides in the bushes, Xuanwu uses its skill to find him, which annoys Little Fatty a lot.
Seeing the stagnant atmosphere at the match, Gu Lin'an began, "HG is avoiding team fights now, but to be honest, they're playing rather conservatively."
"HG heroes were so strong in the early game, they should have made an impact, but now they're playing very timidly."
Tianyun nodded: "They are probably waiting for Wang Zhaojun and Zhang Liang to team up. Qinglong is playing jungler Kai, which is a rather clumsy hero, so it's not easy to catch people if you want to.
"If this lineup wants to take the initiative, it can only rely on Zhang Liang's ultimate skill and Wang Zhaojun's second skill."
"But HG's mid laner Wang Zhaojun is not very good, to be honest. The hit rate of her second skill is only 40%."
Gu Lin'an noticed that the audience was getting sleepy, so he had a sudden inspiration.
"I feel like we're still a long way from team fights, so let me tell you a story."
"What story?" Tianyun asked curiously, never learning her lesson.
Gu Lin'an chuckled.
"Legend has it that in ancient times, there was a man named Silong who obtained the Gluttonous Gu and the Blame-Shifting Gu and established his own tribe."
【? ? 】
[Holy crap, there's more to this?]
[The author has added an extra chapter! Wuhu is taking off!]
[As a bookworm of ten years, I swear, this is the most enjoyable book I've ever read.]
"One day, he sat on his throne and, out of boredom, began to ponder the ultimate questions of life."
"Where do I come from, and where am I going?"
"He was stumped by the question, so he began to inquire about the Gu worms inside his body."
He said, "This world is really amazing, that we even exist. But where did we come from?"
"At this moment, the Gu worms inside his body began to respond."
"Legend has it that there is an old man at the top of the mountain. If you want to know where you came from, go find him."
Si Long nodded. Now that his strength has greatly increased, where in this world can't he go?
"So he went alone over the mountains to find the old man."
Gu Lin'an's story piqued Tianyun's interest, so she asked curiously, "Did Silong find that old man?"
Gu Lin'an continued, "After overcoming countless hardships, Si Long finally reached the top of the mountain."
"He finally met the old man that the Gu worm had mentioned."
"Guess what that old man is doing?" Gu Lin'an chuckled.
Gu Lin'an's story captivated the audience so much that they forgot to watch the match between Wolves and HG.
"What are you doing?"
He was blowing his nose.
“Every time he blew his nose and then flicked the snot onto the ground, little people would appear on the ground.”
"Si Long immediately became anxious and asked, 'Is this how I got out?'"
"Who can bear the thought that they are a manifestation of this thing?"
The old man glanced at Silong, shook his head, and said, "You are not a manifestation of snot."
"Si Long breathed a sigh of relief."
"While he was talking to Si Long, the old man blew his nose hard and threw a bunch of snot on the ground."
"Perhaps he was distracted by talking to Silong, because the little man he transformed into this time had a very swollen face. He slowly opened his eyes and found that his face was different from others, so he slapped himself in the face to restore it to its original state."
The old man named the little boy "Si Que" (meaning "like a sparrow").
[Like a dragon, like a sparrow, wow, this story about calming the mind is outrageous!]
I came to watch the game, why are you bringing this up?
【I have a question, what is that dragon-like creature made of?】
Gu Lin'an slowly said, "The old man glanced at the Azure Dragon and replied, 'The thing you transformed into is unique in the world. Do you want to know? I'll take you there.'"
"Under Si Long's expectant gaze, the old man led him to a septic tank."
The old man pointed inside and said, "This is where you were born. I only have this one septic tank, and it can only give birth to you."
"When Si Long heard this, the sky seemed to have collapsed."
[I get it now, An Shen really hit the nail on the head here. The pot-bellied man, like a dragon—so that's it! Hahaha, so much foreshadowing! It's a shame An Shen isn't writing novels.]
[Is Zhuque streaming right now? Slapping people in the face repeatedly is something Zhuque does all the time. I'm going to check out his stream.]
Let's go see my virtual pet.
A large number of netizens flocked to Zhuque's live stream.
Zhuque was watching HG's match when he heard Gu Lin'an's words, which made him so angry that he turned red on the spot.
"Damn Gu Lin'an, you wait and see if I don't skin you alive next season."
As they were talking, someone in Zhuque's live stream suddenly sent a message with "Douyin No. 1".
"Thanks, Xiaodu, for sending me this Douyin video when I searched for information about the 'Like a Sparrow'..."
Before he could finish speaking, Suzaku froze on the spot.
Xiaodu's voice came from the side.
"I am here."
Are you looking for information about the spittoon?
"Like a sparrow, it is rumored that he is from South Korea and is now the marksman for the Honor of Kings HG team, Zhuque."
"He was banned by the authorities for repeatedly using his hands during the competition despite repeated warnings."
"Besides playing with his hands, he also likes to slap his face. It is said that when Si Long was trying to find out about his origins, he distracted the old man, which made his small face look chubby. So he had to slap his own face to keep it the same."
There are many famous scenes about him, but I won't go into them all here.
"A live broadcast of a large-scale liquidation operation is currently airing. Would you be interested in watching?"
Zhuque trembled with rage and roared, "I'll see what you do!"
"Okay, we are now showing you today's KPL match live."
The scene shifts, and Gu Lin'an is smiling directly at the camera, his expression seemingly mocking Zhuque.
"Aaaaah! Gu Lin'an, I'll kill you!"
Suzaku felt a buzzing sound in his ears and his brain was spinning.