nucmednet Chapter 183 Uncle 9 Goes to the Brothel Alone
Chapter 183 Uncle 9 Goes to the Brothel Alone
"Hehe, the one with the hand that can generate electricity, don't even think about killing people. The underworld has an endless number of ghost officials. If you kill one, there will be 100,000 of them. If you kill our Black and White Impermanence, there will be Ox-Headed and Horse-Faced Impermanence, Yaksha and Rakshasas. There are 480 trillion evil ghosts in the underworld. How many can you kill?"
Bai Wuchang smiled.
Unless Sun Wukong appears, who would dare to cause trouble in the underworld?
"Let's talk it over, I'll pay you back."
Wencai said hurriedly.
Uncle Jiu’s kindness to Wencai is as great as a mountain.
It’s just ten thousand gold. Half a ton of gold is not much. It’s not like I can’t afford to pay it back.
As he spoke, Wencai took out a dozen gold bricks weighing ten pounds each.
The gold coins were taken out, and with a snap, more than a dozen legendary gold coins were taken out.
The gold coin sparkled, with an unusual purple hue.
The front is printed with the image of the Jade Emperor, and the back is printed with the image of Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
Gold coins and gold bricks were piled together in the space, with some gold coins falling on the top dozen or so gold bricks.
Wencai took out the gold bricks and accidentally brought out the gold coins as well.
Hei Wuchang picked up a gold coin and his eyes suddenly widened.
"Merit money, it's actually merit money, Xiaobai, come and see."
Bai Wuchang immediately rushed over and picked up a gold coin, lowering his head and saying to Hei Wudao: "Not bad, this luster and this feel, I met a man who had done good deeds for ten lifetimes before, who used it to buy the right to be reborn as the top scholar. Being a good man for one lifetime can earn you ten coins of merit money, and ten lifetimes will earn you exactly one hundred coins, and one hundred coins can buy you a place in the top scholar list."
Hei Wuchang also whispered: "Here are thirteen coins. Ten of them can buy a house in Fengdu and a 160-year-old young ghost concubine."
Doing good deeds for ten lifetimes can earn you a hundred coins of merit, which can be exchanged for becoming the top scholar in the world.
Only by doing good deeds for hundreds of lifetimes can one become a heavenly soldier.
Wencai has more than two thousand merit gold coins. If it were a normal person, he would have to accumulate virtue and do good deeds for more than two hundred lifetimes.
In ancient times, the average life expectancy was low, with one lifetime lasting an average of forty years.
One has to do good deeds from the primitive times 8,000 years ago to the Republic of China to accumulate more than 2,000 gold coins of merit.
Of course, being a good person and accumulating merits all your life is a stupid way for cattle and horses.
The monks and gods who are above you who want to gain merit have plenty of ways to do it.
For example, if you act in a play to learn Buddhist scriptures, you can earn tens of millions of merits and money at one time.
For example, if you plot to cause chaos and misery in the world, and then come down to earth as a savior, you can earn tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of merit coins.
Black and White Impermanence held the gold coin and muttered to one side. Then White Impermanence held the mourning stick and said to Wencai, "Friend, if it's convenient for you, please spare me a moment to talk."
Wencai followed Bai Wuchang to a corner of the house, and Uncle Jiu and Shi Jian pretended to hear the two talking.
The ghost had no bad intentions and was straightforward. He came up and asked, "Friend, how many gold coins do you have?"
Wencai said, "About a few dozen."
When Bai Wuchang heard that Wen Cai had dozens of them, his eyes lit up and he said, "Friend, these gold coins are only worth one or two ounces of gold when converted into money in the human world. It's really not worth it. How about this? I, your brother, will help you with this matter. If you agree, Lao Hei and Lao Bai will be your dearest friends from today on."
Wencai remained silent, while Laohei rubbed his hands, looking a little anxious: "Brother, give me a word, give me a word. If you have relatives or friends who want to come up to play, just let me know. You can play as long as you want."
Bai Wuchang said, "If you don't agree, forget it. In fact, this money is not of much use. We brothers just like to collect stamps, coins and cards. We also want to play with rare things with this money."
Wencai said: "Okay, I can trade, but you have to tell me what the money is for?"
Hei Wuchang blurted out: "It can be exchanged for life, reincarnation, buying ghost servants, and also..."
Before he could finish his words, Bai Wuchang slapped Hei Wuchang in the face.
"It's really useless. Collect it. This is a commemorative coin issued by the underworld."
Bai Wuchang is very cunning.
You can give someone fish, but you cannot give someone the fishing net.
However, Wencai had already obtained some information from Hei Wuchang's few words.
"Okay, I'll change."
Wencai took out a dozen more gold coins and collected thirty coins and gave them to the Black and White Impermanence.
The two took the gold coins, and Bai Wuchang said, "We are friends from now on. If you have any problems, just look for my brother. If you meet other ghosts, don't forget to tell us our names."
As he spoke, the Black and White Impermanence disappeared in a flash.
"Alas, you said you were a friend, but you didn't even leave me a contact number."
Wencai sighed, this friend is too fake.
Uncle Jiu, on the other hand, was an honest man, and he was willing to help Wencai solve the problem as soon as he saw it.
He was about to kneel down, but Wencai held Uncle Jiu back.
Uncle Jiu’s worship of Wencai is no different from a father worshipping his son. This will be struck by lightning.
"From now on, my life, Lin Jiu, will belong to Taoist Mao."
"You're welcome. Actually, I am also responsible this time. Anyway, everyone is happy now and everything is fine."
The one who got into trouble this time was the Mushroom-Headed Wencai from this world.
Although Mushroom-Head Wencai's soul is not a time traveler, Wencai's soul has traveled through the original owner's body, so naturally he has to bear the original owner's cause and effect.
After solving these problems, the plot of Zombie Supreme has actually ended.
Shi Jian and his son are not dead.
Shi Jian still looked down on Uncle Jiu, but still regarded him as his junior fellow apprentice.
He even helped Uncle Nine this time.
Shi Shaojian is now a well-known and successful person in Qingtian Town. He is married and has no intention of doing evil.
Uncle Jiu is still working as the boss of the underworld bank, so he should be living a more comfortable life than before.
As for these three people, the plot is over.
But for Wencai, only one copy mission was completed.
What's left is to help Shi Jian establish the Tiandao Sect and help the Nine Sects marry Lian Mei.
A few days later, Uncle Jiu planned to move out of Qingtian Town.
After hundreds of ghosts injured people, the villagers in Qingtian Town would spit when they saw Uncle Jiu and his disciples.
"Monster, get out of here now."
Uncle Jiu was too embarrassed to stay after being spat on in front of the villagers.
The master and his two disciples decided to take refuge in Renjia Town where Qiu Sheng's aunt lived.
Before Uncle Jiu moved, he came to say goodbye to Wencai.
"Master Mao, I have to go to Guangcheng to do some business, and then go directly to Renjia Town."
After hearing what Uncle Jiu said, Wencai suddenly remembered that after the plot of Zombie Supreme, Uncle Jiu went to Guangcheng for two days and was drunk all day after he came back.
Wencai had not thought much about it in the past, but now that he thought carefully, he felt that Uncle Jiu must have been hurt in love in Guangcheng.
"It just so happens that I'm also planning to go to Guangcheng for some work, so why don't we go together?"
"There's a car tomorrow morning at seven."
"No need, I'll drive, let's go!"
Wencai turned around and drove out.
Only then did Uncle Jiu remember that Wen was the one who had a car.
Qingtian Town is not far from Guangcheng, and it only takes two or three hours to drive there.
That night, the two found a hotel in Guangcheng to stay in.
Originally, Wencai wanted to stay in a big hotel, but considering Uncle Jiu's financial situation, he chose to stay in a small inn which cost a dozen copper coins a day.
In fact, Wencai could pay for Uncle Jiu's stay, but considering Uncle Jiu's self-esteem, he could only stay with Uncle Jiu in a dirty and shabby little hotel.
Guangcheng was quite lively during the Republic of China. Wencai originally planned to take a walk and see if he could save a goddess or something, but he thought that Uncle Jiu must have something to do at night, so he kept an eye on him all day.
Sure enough, when the lights came on, Uncle Jiu dressed up carefully, sprayed some perfume, and then sneaked out of the room.
Wencai used the invisibility technique to secretly follow Uncle Jiu.
Uncle Jiu came to an attic with two big red lanterns hanging on it and walked in quickly.
That’s why they say big red lanterns are hung high, and heroes and beauties are rolling around.
This is a brothel, or to put it more politely, a whorehouse.
The brothel is called Nuanxiang Pavilion and it looks quite large.
"I never thought that Master actually had such a refined hobby. When I return to Shanghai more than ten years later, I will invite Master to play with me in the Seventh Heaven and give him a double flying dance. This will be my filial piety to him."