nucmednet Chapter 16. You won't laugh, but you won't die either. I'm in a difficult position.
Chapter 16. You won't laugh, but you won't die either. I'm in a difficult position.
"Next..." Yu Feng deftly placed a card in his hand into the monster zone. "I Normal Summon—[Killer Clown]."
A flash of light, and another clown appeared in the arena, dressed in a colorful costume and with pale, oil-painted makeup! It toyed with several sharp daggers in its hands, its eyes were sinister, and the grin on its lips was even more chilling than that of the [Dream Clown].
Killer Clown
Dark attribute/Four-star/Warrior race
Attack: 1350 / Defense: 0
"Another...clown?!" Lei Meng's pupils shrank, and his heart felt as if it had been gripped tightly by an icy hand!
Now, just hearing this name gives me PTSD.
"Enter the battle phase directly."
Without any hesitation, Youfeng waved his arm, issuing a concise and ruthless command.
"First, [Dreamy Clown], directly attack the opponent!"
"Hehehe—!!" The Dreamy Clown let out its signature shrill laugh, and with a flicker of its body, it appeared as if it had teleported to within inches of Lei Meng!
A flash of cold light!
"Ugh!!" Lei Meng only had time to let out a short cry of pain before his body trembled violently, as if an invisible blade had slashed through his chest!
-1200LP!
[Raymond LP: 7900 → 6700]
"Next, [The Reversed Flame Spirit], attack directly!"
The little fire sprite leaped to its feet, brandishing its short staff. This time, what erupted was no longer the small flame as before, but a blazing, condensed beam of fire!
The scorching heat slammed into Lei Meng's body!
"Aaaaaah!!" Lei Meng screamed again, feeling as if his flesh was being burned, and his health plummeted like a flood breaking through a dam!
-1100LP!
[Raymond LP: 6700 → 5600]
【The Flame Spirit That Reverses】Attack Power: 1100 → 2100!
"Finally, [Murderous Clown]—" Youfeng's voice tolled like the final judgment bell, "Direct attack!"
The next moment, Lei Meng felt a chill under his ribs, as if he had been bitten by the fangs of a venomous snake. The intense pain, accompanied by the cold sensation of death, spread throughout his body!
[Raymond LP: 5600 → 4250] (-1350!)
The three rounds of attacks came like a relentless storm!
Lei Meng's health plummeted from 7900 to 4250 in just a few seconds!
Almost half of his health points vanished!
He staggered back a step, barely managing to stand, his face ashen, cold sweat pouring down his forehead, and he was panting heavily.
Although the pain of being repeatedly attacked was a simulation on a mental level, the sense of damage faithfully reflected by the duel system, along with the psychological despair and humiliation that accumulated, almost made him collapse.
Inside and outside the venue, all was silent.
Only Lei Meng's heavy breathing and the suppressed gasps of excitement from some of the people in Luoshen Village could be heard.
"Damn it!! Why do these clowns have the right to attack me?!" Lei Meng had completely lost his mind and roared, his blood pressure about to explode.
Youfeng couldn't help but laugh: "Dueling is a very enjoyable thing."
"You won't smile, but you won't die either, it's putting me in a difficult position!"
This statement takes the concept of "killing someone by destroying their spirit" to its extreme.
Lei Meng was so angry that he clutched his chest and almost fainted.
This is truly a case of qi and blood attacking the heart!
If anyone is to blame, it's his narrow-mindedness and arrogance.
Seeing that his goal had been achieved, You Feng didn't say anything more.
I was afraid that if I continued talking, this guy would really die of anger in Luoshen Village, which would be troublesome.
"At the same time, the [Nightmare Labyrinth] effect applies during the end phase of the turn."
【Dreamy Clown】 switches to Defense Position, 【Swimming Flame Spirit】 switches to Defense Position, 【Murder Clown】 switches to Defense Position.
"Alright, it's your turn to play Yu-Gi-Oh! again. Go ahead and play."
After Youfeng finished speaking,
Lei Meng couldn't help but want to punch him.
play!
What the hell are you doing!
"My turn! Draw a card!!"
"Next! I'm going to Special Summon [Divine Soul]!"
"This card cannot be Normal Summoned. It can be Special Summoned by banishing 2 LIGHT monsters from your Graveyard."
"I don't believe you can stop my attacks every single time!"
Lei Meng unleashed his final offensive roar.
Take a picture with a card.
"At the same time, summon the [Thunder Emperor God] again!"
"Two monsters with an attack power of 2000!"
"I'm going to slaughter all the monsters on your field!"
Lei was breathing heavily, his eyes darting around in red veins.
You Feng shook his head, then laughed and said, "That's it?"
"Open the other card face down!"
"Activate the Continuous Trap Card - [Guardian of Light]!"
"You need to pay a multiple of 1000 base points to activate this." Youfeng's voice carried a resolute edge, and his health points plummeted. "The amount I choose to pay is—4000 points!"
Youfeng grunted and paid out 4000 health points in one go.
Whoosh—!
A massive wall of light, far more solid and substantial than the [Light-Sealing Sword], seemingly constructed from the pure laws of light, suddenly rose up in front of Youfeng Field!
The wall of light stood tall and imposing, its surface flowing with mysterious runes, radiating not sharpness, but absolute isolation!
"As long as this card is on the field," Yu Feng said, pointing to the wall of light, "any opponent's monster with an attack power of 4000 or less that I paid cannot attack."
"Unfortunately, all the monsters on your field have an attack power of less than 4000. Therefore, you cannot declare any attacks during this battle phase."
"What?!" Lei Meng's expression was completely distorted. He looked at the wall of light that seemed like an insurmountable barrier, and then at the two monsters on his field that had power but could not cross the barrier. He felt a surge of hot blood rush to his head, and his vision went black.
Here we go again! Here we go again!!
Invalid! Block! Stop!
Just how many more of these disgusting things does this guy named Youfeng have in his deck?!
This is not a duel! This is bondage! This is suffocation! This is torture!!
"WDNMLGB!!" Lei Meng was so angry that he was trembling all over, pointing at You Feng, and he couldn't even speak properly.
He felt like he wasn't playing a duel against a duelist, but rather fighting a maze filled with countless disgusting traps, with every step he took stepping on shit!
His chest heaved violently as he looked at the monster he couldn't attack and at Youfeng's still faintly mocking smile.
A tremendous sense of powerlessness and rage almost consumed him.
"Damn it!!!" He let out a roar of utter despair, but forced out the humiliating words through gritted teeth, "I... I'm ending the battle phase! Entering main phase two... No, that's it! I'm ending... ending my turn!!"
"Whoa! This isn't a duel!"
He practically yelled "End round!" before abruptly turning his head away, not wanting to look at You Feng's face again, afraid he would lose control and rush forward.
However, his unwillingness to watch doesn't mean the matter is over.
This situation was almost certainly a death sentence for him.
Lei Zhen clearly noticed this as well, and slowly stood up.