nucmednet Chapter 55 I'm NOOB!
Chapter 55 I'm NOOB!
Huya, Danking's live stream room
On the screen, a black-haired man wearing a red TyLoo team uniform and a red wired in-ear headset is sitting in a gaming chair.
He was frantically running his fingers through his hair.
He muttered to himself:
"It feels like every time a domestic team goes out to play, either they collapse right from the start, or they win the pistol round and then inexplicably collapse."
"They can't get any points after losing an anti-eco round. Their ability to adjust is just like that... I'm not just talking about TyLoo's problems. Domestic teams used to be like this too. Sometimes they lose because of that one eco round by the other team. They didn't search a point, or someone rushed to the special area, and their rhythm was disrupted."
"but!"
The egg suddenly plummeted downwards.
"TyLoo played absolutely perfectly today! After winning the pistol round, they were turned around during the anti-eco, but they adjusted incredibly quickly and immediately retaliated!"
"It's fair to say that today's performance by Tianlu has shattered my preconceived notion that they're weak in international battles!"
At this point, Egg leaned back tactically and shamelessly began to claim credit:
"Anyone with eyes can see that the tyrant deserves the greatest credit today! But very few people can see that it is thanks to my discerning eye that I discovered Kun Kun, this potential star, in the vast sea of people."
Who are you? What's it to you?
[Old Nine is right! By bringing the tyrant into Tianlu, all his past crimes are wiped clean!]
[The streamer is such a good analyst, he must have won a Major championship!]
Several hurtful comments flashed by, and Dan Meimei's mood immediately soured.
He continued stubbornly, saying:
"Tianlu is almost at its full potential. If Xiaoju gets in a better state and replaces Kaze with me, I honestly can't even imagine how dominant this team will be!"
[You dare to try and pick a fight with Asia's top sniper? They only let a few Black Tigers go this round, and what about you? Are you still playing professionally?]
[A classic example of mocking bad food while eating!]
【Empty Sorrow!】
Seeing these comments, Dan was already prepared to have a three-hundred-round battle with them.
However, the broadcast switched to post-match interviews instead.
It's the white path!
Egg's attention was immediately drawn back, and he leaned in to listen.
We should respect our brother's interview.
I'll confront these haters after the interview.
"First of all, congratulations Tyrant! This is your debut in an international tournament, and a resounding victory at that. I'd like to ask, how did you manage to turn the tide on the Anubis map? Did you devise any special tactical arrangements during the timeout?"
In the video, a blonde, blue-eyed female host wearing a black off-the-shoulder evening gown is smiling and looking at Bai Dao while holding a microphone.
"Okay, you know, nothing is impossible. Hamburger is CN Nico, Xiao Ju is CN Ropz, Mo Siyu is CN Hunter, Kaze is CN Zaiwu..."
Facing the live broadcast cameras of countless people across borders, Bai Dao showed no stage fright and calmly answered in English.
He paused, then shrugged at the camera:
"And me? I'm NOOB!"
Upon hearing this, the female host looked surprised.
Egg's lips twitched: "This kid's not being honest! Excessive modesty is just hypocrisy! If I were him, I'd say: 'Just move the crosshair over the other person's head and press the left mouse button, it's that simple, right!'"
[People flatter each other! Kun Ge's magnanimity is off the charts!]
【What the hell?! I'm a noob! You, a monster with a rating of 1.91, are pretending to be a noob?!】
[I never expected the tyrant to be so fluent in English! It's completely changed my perception of college students!]
[Case solved! Based on my frame-by-frame slow-motion replay of the tyrant's eye movements, I discovered something! He didn't actually understand what the host was saying; he just recited what he had memorized from his script! That tyrant is incredibly cunning!]
[Tianlu 520: 5 strong athletes, 2 swimming coaches, 0 normal interviews]
No wonder you can't beat Monte; your comment shows such low emotional intelligence!
Egg deeply agreed with what Frame Watcher said. But upon closer inspection, what did what Bai Dao said have to do with what the host asked?
But when he saw the last comment, someone actually dared to question his low emotional intelligence, which immediately angered him.
Just as I was about to argue with the comments, I heard Bai Dao continue speaking on the screen:
"Wait! Wait! Listen!"
Huya 10188 Egg God is amazing! Douyu 6657 is awesome at playing with machines! Huya 123321 Ma Xixi Mo is awesome! Bilibili Lao Jiu Mei Mao! Douhai Beer Kun is awesome! Yeah, thanks!
"Holy shit!!!"
"Thank you for the tyrant's grand gesture!"
Egg God immediately underwent a dramatic change of expression, comparable to a veteran actor from the Shanghai Theatre Academy, instantly beaming with joy and even standing up to bow to the camera:
"Thank you so much! Thank you for calling all the way from Sweden, Brother Kun!"
[The King of Hell is calling in!]
[Boss Qu has no prestige!]
At the same time, in Ma Xixi's live stream:
"Hahaha! Thank you, thank you! Thank you... for the tyrant's attention!"
Ma Xixi grinned so hard her back teeth were showing. "I absolutely have to add her on WeChat this time, send her some rice crackers... um, let's go for drinks!"
[Sigh! Xixi's gotten temperamental!]
[Little mouth!]
My mouth feels like I ate some burnt rice!
Douyu streamer 6657, playing with machines (live stream):
"Holy crap, I heard my name! Where's Tyrant streaming?! When he gets back, guys... Of course, I hope they can stay there a little longer, right? We have to make arrangements when he returns!"
[You fake idol! Kun Ge is live streaming on Douyin! His sister is currently doing the live stream for him!]
[Quickly search for "Beer Kun" on Douyin! His sister's voice is amazing!]
The machine user, with a sharp eye, quickly spotted several useful pieces of information amidst the barrage of comments.
"Sister hosting the live stream? Is that even possible?"
To play with the machine, immediately open Douyin on your phone and search for "Beer Kun".
I clicked on it.
……
Douhai, Beer Kun's live stream room.
Bai Jiangyue, who had just won a big prize, was enjoying a mango pomelo sago dessert while watching his friend's post-match interview.
When she heard her brother call himself a "noob," she secretly pursed her lips.
That's so hypocritical!
He doesn't know what kind of person her brother is?
You must be having an amazing time right now!
It's not easy to hold back laughter!
Then she was shocked by the surge in the number of people and the unexpected pile of gifts!
[User "Playing Machine CSGO" is giving away 1 Carnival item!]
As soon as this eye-catching ID entered, the number of viewers in the live stream skyrocketed, from just over 10,000 to 25,000!
"Wow, thanks for the carnival, Brother Wan!"
Bai Jiangyue looked at the screen, her cool, mature voice naturally carrying a hint of sweetness.
Although she doesn't play games, how could she possibly miss this top commentator who created countless memes when she was catching up on CS memes?
While their livestream data might not be as impressive as Dan and Ma Xixi's, their audience perception is definitely higher.
It has to be this one.
"Brother, you're too kind. My brother often mentions you to me, saying that when he's under a lot of pressure, he likes to watch your commentary and videos."
[User "Playing Machine CSGO" is giving away 1 Carnival item!]
[How to get your favorite player to send out two carnivals in five seconds with just one sentence!]
[You've become a beast!]
……
Jönköping, the venue for the competition.
11:30 local time.
After finishing the interview and packing up his things, Bai Dao finally had a moment of peace.
He was very excited at that moment.
It's not that I knew I'd given him two Carnivals for playing games.
Instead... I finally had time to open the package!
That's right, just after the match ended, the system gave him a surprise without him even realizing it.
[Win an offline event to receive a random reward: 2023 Jönköping Challenger Cup Commemorative Pack x1]