nucmednet Chapter 47 Dong Qing laughed until her stomach hurt.
Chapter 47 Dong Qing laughed until her stomach hurt.
The three relationship counselors are: Dong Qing, who is elegant, intellectual, and composed; Meng Fei, who is experienced, humorous, and sharp; and Le Jia, who specializes in delivering distorted and outlandish arguments.
Dong Qing, who was in the center position, opened the folder and said, "Let's begin. The first part is 'Know Yourself.' Who wants to go first?"
Le Jia's eyes darted around, scanning the eight guests.
So far on, the three most controversial figures on the show are Mai Lin, Li Shen, and Yang Zi.
Of these three, Li Shen and Mai Lin are far ahead of Yang Zi in terms of popularity.
As netizens have said, no matter how hard Yoko tries, she can never beat the chosen one!
Le Jia raised her hand to indicate, "Yangzi, would you like to go first?"
Yoko nodded: "Okay."
Dong Qingdao: "[Knowing yourself]: This includes how others see you, and how you see yourself."
Now, all guests, please describe Yoko in three words. Please write down your descriptions. Yoko, you also need to describe yourself in three words.
After everyone finished writing, they turned their answers face down on the table.
Dong Qing looked at Mai Lin: "I'd like to see Mai Lin's answer first. What's your answer?"
Merlin opened his answer sheet, which read:
Parents, knowledge, and a sense of security!
Upon seeing these three words, Li Shen's lips turned down, Tian Xiwei silently lowered her head, and Liang Song tried hard to suppress his laughter...
Huang Shengyi: Shu Qi's question mark emoji.gif.
Dong Qing squinted at her: "Please provide your explanation!"
Mai Lin praised, "Yang Ge often shares profound knowledge with everyone, and he also patiently helps Sheng Yi with life planning. I think Sheng Yi must feel very secure..."
Yoko leaned back, beaming with delight at the compliment.
Next:
Liang Song's answer was: businessman, busy, and male chauvinist.
Li Hangliang's answer was: self, sense of responsibility, optimism.
……
Apart from Merlin's answer, the other answers, while maintaining a necessary level of decorum, still contained some criticism of Yoko.
Meng Fei had been observing Li Shen for a long time. He found that Li Shen was a very quiet person who didn't talk much, but he always listened.
He gestured to Li Shen: "Li Shen, I want to see your answer!"
Li Shen lifted the answer sheet, which read:
[618][11.11][12.12]!
"Pfft!" Meng Fei gave a thumbs up. "Brilliant!"
"Haha!" Le Jia clapped her hands.
Dong Qing smiled gently and gracefully raised her hand: "Li Shen, please explain."
Li Shen: "Does this even need explaining?"
[Yangzi: I'm either selling products, or on my way to selling products!]
[Li Shen is going to win big, haha!]
[That's spot on! Sharp!]
[This is the first time I've ever felt that numbers could be so aggressive, haha!]
……
Yoko shook her head and smiled wryly, "Sigh, Fukako doesn't understand me!"
After everyone's answers were announced, it was Yoko's turn to announce hers.
Yoko flipped open the answer sheet, which had three words on it:
[Father] [Husband] [Philanthropist]
Huang Shengyi looked at these three words and felt they were very familiar, but when she looked up and saw Yangzi, she didn't recognize them anymore.
Yoko explained, "As a father, I want to give my child the best education and future... As a husband, I want to raise Shengyi in a sweet and loving environment..."
I'm a man, I have my responsibilities and obligations. For this family, I've given my all, sometimes not going home for months at a time, working hard outside... So, I can't stop striving."
[Yoko is amazing! She found a perfectly plausible reason for not going home for months!]
[Is someone outside, Yoko?]
[Yoko, how many homes do you actually have?]
……
Dong Qing asked, "What about [public welfare workers]?"
"Oh! I love doing charity work, and I recently adopted a baby. Let me explain why I didn't hand in my phone on the first night: the baby missed me, and she wouldn't feel safe if I didn't say goodnight to her."
"A 30-month-old baby, or a 300-month-old baby?" Li Shen couldn't help but blurt out.
"Hehe~~~ Hmm!" Dong Qing gritted her teeth.
"Uh..." Yoko's lips curled up slightly. "You can't joke like that!"
[Li Shen's mouth is laced with venom!]
[Is Yoko feeling guilty?]
[Could Li Shen have unintentionally hit the nail on the head?]
……
The third person to participate in the "Know Yourself" segment was Mai Lin.
The three words that Merlin wrote for himself were:
[Given][Lost][Anxiety]!
She said she had sacrificed so much for this family, giving birth to two children for Li Hangliang, managing the entire household, losing her own career, and being bogged down in trivial family matters every day...
After a five-minute-long lament, Mai Lin was overcome with tears.
[Sister Xinpa, please have mercy!]
Please stop crying, dear sister!
[My nodules are about to burst!]
[I'm so angry, damn it!]
[I can't listen to this anymore!]
[Brother Dog, my Brother Dog, please save the child!]
[Hey Dog Bro, don't stay silent!]
[Look, Li Gou, who's been holding back for so long, is about to burst out laughing!]
Dong Qingshang said, "Actually, post-marital anxiety is a common problem for many housewives. In fact, solving this problem is very simple: just find a job. Who would mind having an extra income for the family?"
"Merlin minds!" Li Shen said.
Tian Xiwei secretly pinched Li Shen's thigh.
Dude, shut up!
Meng Fei slammed his hand on the table: "Haha!"
Dong Qing maintained her smile, her right hand hanging down as she secretly scratched her thigh.
Mai Lin hurriedly said, "But what will happen to the children if I go back to work? What will happen to Liangzi?"
"Don't you have a live-in nanny?" Li Shen bluntly exposed.
Merlin forced a smile: "I..."
Meng Fei exclaimed in surprise, "You have a nanny?"
Le Jia said, "Your family is at least comfortably well-off, so I also suggest that you go out and work, not for the money, but for the comfort of everyone."
Dong Qing said, "I agree with Le Jia on this point. When a woman has a job, it is a great relief for her mindset."
Mai Lin: "But I can't leave my baby and Liangzi at home, so I can't go to work."
Li Shen waved his hand: "No, you're just afraid to go to work. Otherwise, you'll find that once you go out to work, you won't be able to do it well, and this family won't need you."
"Shinko, why are you targeting me? I've had such a hard life, it's been so tough for me."
"I know you've had a tough life, but the audience's lives matter too!"
"Hahaha!" Dong Qing scratched his thigh, finally stopping his laughter, but the smile was still on his face.
The top presenter's ability to control his facial expressions instantly failed.
Meng Fei slammed his hand on the table, his glasses tilting as he laughed, thinking to himself, "This is brilliant!"
[Thanks, Dog Bro!]
[Dog Bro, I love you!]
[Yours sincerely!]
[Dog Bro's love knows no bounds!]
[Dog Bro's fan increased by 1!]
……
Merlin said, "Shenzi, I know you've always felt that I'm not good enough for Liangzi."
Li Shen nodded: "It's good that you know!"
"Because you have a problem with me, you refused Liangzi's offer to be his best man!"
Li Shen apologized: "I'm sorry, I'll definitely do it next time."
"Hahaha!" Dong Qing lowered his head under the table, laughing so hard that tears streamed down his face.
The last time someone laughed so hard on stage was when a guest imitated a person from country H.
"Shenzi, I was also very outstanding when I was young, and many people pursued me, but I still chose Liangzi. One of my suitors is now worth hundreds of millions. If I had been with him instead of Liangzi, I would be living in a mansion and living the same life as Shengyi by now."
If I were with that person, I would have avoided eight years of taking unnecessary detours!
Li Hangliang sighed: "What Mai Lin said is indeed true."
Everyone looked at Li Hangliang in surprise.
[Is this idiot Liang being manipulated by Xinpa Jie?]
[Stupid Liang, you're actually blaming yourself?]
[What kind of bizarre statement is this?! Holy crap!]
……
Li Shen suddenly felt his thigh being lightly patted twice.
This time, instead of pinching, I gently patted her twice.
Li Shen turned his head to look at Tian Xiwei, who then patted his thigh twice.
As a sign of encouragement?!
Li Shen said, "If I had known Bitcoin would skyrocket, I would have sold my house and gone all in over a decade ago. If I had known gold would skyrocket, I would have sold everything I owned to buy at the bottom. Stop talking nonsense."
Also, being with that person saved you eight years of hard work, but being with Brother Liang saved him eight years of hard work!
"Hahaha~~~" Dong Qing buried her head under the table and nudged Meng Fei, indicating that Meng Fei should take control of the situation, as she was no longer able to handle it.
Meng Fei laughed heartily, nudged Le Jia, and gestured for her to take control of the situation.
Le Jia clapped her hands, fanning the flames: "Speaking the truth is harmless, continue!!"
Meng Fei: "???"
"I gave birth to two sons for Li Hangliang, so I'm the biggest contributor to this family, right?"
"I must correct a misconception: legally, the pregnant woman has the sole right to decide whether or not to have a child, whether during pregnancy or childbirth!"
Therefore, your opinion that you want to have a son for Li Hangliang cannot hold him hostage.
"You...you...that child's surname is Li, right? It's a tradition passed down for thousands of years, why is he taking the father's surname!"
"Husband and wife in harmony, supporting each other and raising children, living in perfect harmony and mutual respect—these are all Chinese traditions. Why don't you abide by them?"
Merlin's lips trembled, and he remained silent for a long time.
Li Shen said, "The reason I'm discussing this with you is because deep down I feel there's still a chance to save you. If I tell you a few more truths, maybe it will awaken you."
But I think I won't have any further communication with you.
[Dog Bro, you're awesome!]
[Give Dog Bro a thumbs up!]
[Dog Bro has made Dong Qing laugh out of control!]
[Sister Xinpa was utterly defeated!]
[That feels so good!]
……
Dong Qing sat up straight: "Okay, everyone calm down, hahaha..."
Meng Fei said, "I'll go. Haha, both sides have very insightful viewpoints. But let's stop here and leave it at that."
The "Know Yourself" section continues.
Li Shen was the last guest in the "Know Yourself" segment.
Yoko gave herself three labels:
[Mysterious] [Vicious tongue] [Integrity].
Yoko raved about Li Shen:
"Shenzi is the most upright and outspoken male artist I have ever seen in the Chinese entertainment industry. I admire and respect him very much."
Although sometimes their words are harsh, they are helpful! They make people reflect and improve!
To be honest, it's very difficult for someone of my status and position to hear genuine voices! All I hear are flattering and sycophantic sounds!
So every time Shenzi criticizes me, I don't feel any emotion at all!
In this hypocritical age, I cherish those who dare to speak the truth.
Li Shen waved his hand to interrupt: "Quickly tell me what 'mysterious' means."
Yoko laughed and said, "I just feel that Fukako is like a bottomless lake, which is very perplexing. That's all, haha."
Yoko stopped there, not daring to reveal the Celestial Dragon's secret.
Dong Qing: "Li Shen, how would you rate yourself?"
Li Shen opened his question board; it was empty.
Meng Fei: "Why wasn't it written?"
Li Shendao said, "Let others judge."
Dong Qing: "Okay, the [Self-Awareness] segment is over. Next, we will provide individual emotional counseling for each guest. Female guests, please go to the emotional counseling room. Male guests, please wait where you are."
The four female guests entered the guesthouse.
Yoko made an excuse to leave.
Li Shen, Liang Song, and Li Hangliang remained seated.
Li Hangliang took out a cigarette, lit it, took a puff, and said, "Shenzi, what you just said about Merlin was a bit much."
Li Shen: "Isn't our criticism of Merlin exactly what you wanted to see?"
Li Hangliang was stunned.
Li Shen added, "You just want to use other people to say what you don't dare to do yourself. Stop pretending to be a good husband now."
Just because I'm not criticizing you doesn't mean you're without fault.
Li Hangliang remained silent, taking one puff of his cigarette after another.
"A man who loves his wife cannot allow her to be bullied by others. Liang, you should reflect on this: do you really love her?"
Li Hangliang lowered his head and remained silent.
Li Shen sighed, "I should also reflect on what just happened."
Liang Song asked in confusion, "Shenzi, what are you reflecting on?"
"Let me reflect on what I did wrong just now!"
"Haha! Aren't you afraid of being attacked by women all over the internet for talking back to you like that?"
[No criticism, no criticism!]
[I'm a female fan of Dog Brother, and I support his actions!]
[I love Dog Bro!]
[I want to have Dog Bro's baby! If Xiao Tian won't have one, I will!]
[You guys aren't going to criticize, huh? I'm going to criticize! I'm going to criticize Dog Bro!]
[His behavior towards Mai Lin is going too far. Dog Bro, if you have the guts, give me your address, I'll give you a piece of my mind in private!]
……
Li Hangliang kept smoking, one cigarette after another.
Li Shen was right; he did want Mai Lin to hear criticism, and the louder the criticism, the better he felt.
Previously, he thought that it was because of his cowardice that he dared not confront his wife, so he felt a sense of satisfaction when others stood up for him.
But Li Shen's words just now gave him a new perspective.
Would a man who loves his wife allow others to attack her?
Does he still love her?
Just as he was feeling lost, Yoko suddenly took the cigarette from his hand.
Yoko stubbed out her cigarette: "Shinko doesn't smoke, so be careful."
Li Hangliang: "???"
Liang Song: "???"
Yangzi put out Liang Song's cigarette and sat down next to Li Shen.
"Shinko, your family is really from the capital?"
"Um."
"Which part of the capital city?"
Li Shen frowned, his memory a little hazy. Perhaps when the plane landed in Beijing, the familiar surroundings would provide a strong stimulus, and the geographical information would naturally become clear.
Just like when I went to the School of Business and Drama before, once I entered the gates of my alma mater, familiar memories quickly resurfaced, and I naturally found the playground.
Li Shen casually replied, "Go wherever you want."
Yoko was taken aback.
Where do you love it?
So, anywhere is fine?
What the hell!