nucmednet Chapter 8 Then wouldn't I be at a loss...?
Chapter 8 Then wouldn't I be at a loss...?
In the living room that morning, looking at her clothes hanging up, Gu Xixia's lips curled up slightly.
Gu Xixia tucked the hair behind her ear and scooped up a mouthful of eight-treasure porridge.
Hu Xiaoyu came out of the kitchen carrying the duck blood he had cooked. Gu Xixia picked up a piece and put it in her mouth without thinking.
"You eat yours, I'll eat mine, why are you taking mine?"
Gu Xixia didn't say anything and continued to drink her eight-treasure porridge as if nothing had happened.
After breakfast, Gu Xixia changed into a white shirt and black straight-leg pants. Her tall and slender figure gracefully slipped on her high heels while holding onto the door frame, and then chased after them out the door in a few steps.
"There are people behind you, can't you wait a bit?"
"Are you still young?"
"What does age have to do with you waiting for me?"
"I'm nobody to you. Why would you expect someone to wait for you? Just find a boyfriend..."
Bang!
A punch to the back ended Hu Xiaoyu's conversation. Although he didn't feel anything, Hu Xiaoyu knew he couldn't say anything more.
Besides, she's about to start making a scene.
Driving towards the new house, Gu Xixia took her feet out of her high heels and half-reclined on the chair.
"I've already arranged for the hay to be delivered; they'll send 100 pounds every week, and I'll add more if that's not enough."
"That's enough. We can't eat that many chickens and ducks, and this is just an experiment. There will definitely be many details that need to be adjusted."
"How about we get a deer?"
"Forget about deer, they're very difficult to care for. They need a large enclosure, otherwise they'll become depressed, and their blood will have an unpleasant, fishy smell."
"Have you ever kept pets before?"
"No, but I stole some from the noble family's pets."
Upon hearing this, Gu Xixia blinked, sat up from her chair, and looked at him.
"You've also done petty theft?"
"Fasten your seatbelts!"
After putting on her shoes, Gu Xixia obediently adjusted the seat and fastened her seatbelt.
"I'm a zombie. If I'm looking for food, shouldn't I be doing it openly and honestly?"
"Don't underestimate the crossbows of the ancients; they can still pierce my body."
"And it's not just crossbow bolts; some scoundrels will coat the tips with poison, and not just poison, but sulfuric acid!"
"One prick leaves a hole, and it takes days to heal. What the hell..."
"Hiss..."
After covering her mouth and laughing for a while, Gu Xixia spoke softly.
"You never told me about being hunted before."
"Is it something to be proud of? Who has nothing better to do than bring up their embarrassing moments as a topic of conversation? Are they crazy?"
"Too..."
Upon arriving at the new house, Gu Xixia put on high heels and stepped out of the passenger seat.
The construction workers looked at the stunningly beautiful woman who was nearly two meters tall, their eyes flashing with amazement and admiration, but not with enthusiasm.
"Um, you must be Ms. Gu?"
"Um."
"Hello, hello, I'm a designer from Ronghe Decoration Company. You can just call me Xiao Li."
When the designer extended his hand, Gu Xixia did not raise her hand to shake his.
"Come with me, let me tell you about my home renovation plan."
"Okay~"
The designer quickly followed suit, showing no sign of being discouraged by being ignored.
Nonsense, it's at least a 200,000 budget, what's wrong with neglecting it a little?!
The renovation plan was not complicated; it mainly involved replacing old furniture, some lighting modifications, and beautifying and stabilizing the walls.
"Don't move the tiles, just reinforce them. While you're at it, go buy some roof plants to plant on them."
"Sure, no problem."
"As for the backyard, we'll raise our own chickens and ducks, but it won't be too much work; we'll just need to repair the fence."
"clear."
"Will you install automatic manure removal belts?"
"This needs to be studied."
"I'll give you one day. Get back to me tomorrow if it's okay. If not, I'll need to find someone."
"OK."
While communicating with the designer, Gu Xixia went to the backyard and saw Hu Xiaoyu standing there, rubbing his chin.
Let the designer go ahead with his work, and Gu Xixia went to Hu Xiaoyu's side.
Following his gaze, we looked at the forest that was only a few meters away from the courtyard.
"What are you looking at?"
"After moving here, I'll find a chance to go up the mountain and pee. This forest smells like bears."
Gu Xixia frowned at first because he mentioned urinating, and then she was surprised by the words "bear".
"A black bear?"
"Yes, it's faint, but it's definitely there. I guess this is its territory. Let's mark it so it won't dare to come here again."
She blinked her long, alluring eyes behind her glasses, then chuckled.
"You really think you're some big dog, huh?"
Hu Xiaoyu jumped up and slapped Gu Xixia on the head, speaking irritably.
"I'm doing this for your safety, okay? Don't you know, zombie urine is very precious!"
"I'm sorry, I really don't know."
Amidst Gu Xixia's uncontrollable laughter, Gao Shan beneath her shirt trembled slightly.
Hu Xiaoyu sighed.
"Let me tell you, don't underestimate zombie urine. More than a thousand years ago, those guys who had sons without an anus and liked to dig up other people's ancestral graves liked to buy urine from me."
"what?"
While Gu Xixia was bewildered, Hu Xiaoyu led her through the back gate to the grass.
"When you're tomb raiding, it's normal to encounter dirty things. As for the weaker ones, a young rooster can handle them."
"For the more aggressive ones, it's all about skill."
"For example, zombies, or vengeful spirits that have absorbed strange and unusual energies."
"That's when the usefulness of my urine became apparent."
"What's it for?"
With a curious look in his eyes, Hu Xiaoyu said smugly.
"Although I don't know what level I am, anyway, as soon as I pee, those filthy things turn around and run away."
"What if you encounter one that doesn't run away?"
"Turn into dung, what else can you do?"
Gu Xixia's lips curled up slightly. She held Hu Xiaoyu's shoulder, bent her right leg, took off her high heels, and emptied the sand out.
"I haven't seen you go to the toilet. I thought you didn't have any physiological activities."
"It's not that there's none. After all, blood contains water. There's no feces, but there's definitely urine. It's just that zombies have a very high absorption and utilization rate of blood, so there's very little urine."
What color is your urine?
"Silver, you're asking about this..."
Before he could finish speaking, Hu Xiaoyu noticed the anger that had appeared on Gu Xixia's charming face.
After a moment of stunned silence, he coughed, quickly pulled her hand away, and rushed forward.
Watching Hu Xiaoyu rush into the woods, Gu Xixia's sexy voice was full of embarrassment and annoyance.
"So, the bottle that was extra in my bag when I went cave-hunting with them in high school was yours...!"
Picking up the wooden stick from the ground, Gu Xixia angrily hurled it at Hu Xiaoyu's back.
"You didn't drink it, did you?"
As Hu Xiaoyu easily dodged and turned to ask a question, Gu Xixia gritted her teeth and spoke.
"I didn't drink it, but they did!"
Hu Xiaoyu blinked upon hearing this.
"You didn't even drink it, why are you getting so worked up?"
"But they're my classmates! I... I gave them your urine to drink, how am I supposed to face them after this?!"
"What's wrong with drinking my urine? Do you know how much that small bottle cost in ancient times?"
"Five taels of gold!"
"So expensive?"
"Of course! It'll only get more expensive now!"
"Then wouldn't I be at a loss...?"
"???"