Mr. Zombie lingers in the city

Chapter 10 I am a zombie, not a Taoist priest

Good morning, Professor Gu!

"morning."

"Professor Gu has become even more beautiful!"

"When am I not pretty?"

With confident and elegant smiles on their faces, Gu Xixia and Hu Xiaoyu walked towards the lecture hall.

The students all knew that Professor Gu and Hu Xiaoyu were cousins, and she didn't intend to hide it.

Therefore, people around them were never curious about the two of them walking together.

"The girl in the red sweater who greeted you just now, she's pregnant."

Gu Xixia looked down at Hu Xiaoyu in surprise upon hearing this.

"You smelled it?"

"Yes, a pregnant woman's body will produce a very special smell because of pregnancy."

"Does it smell good?"

Hu Xiaoyu pondered this question for a while.

"It smells better than most women. Or rather, for a zombie, it's not her blood that smells better, but the blood of the fetus that smells better."

Gu Xixia straightened her eyebrows.

"You can even smell that?"

"I couldn't smell it when I first woke up, but then I accidentally bit a pregnant woman and started to smell it."

Amidst the elegant sound of her high heels, Gu Xixia plucked a ginkgo leaf that had fallen on his shoulder and casually slipped it into her pocket.

What does "accidentally" mean?

"It was just an accident. That country girl got... you know... done to her and got pregnant."

"I don't quite remember why I was chased into the deep mountains and forests. I was starving, and that's when I found her in a village."

"Then, with a look of horror on her face, I grabbed her and kissed her directly."

At this point, Hu Xiaoyu paused for a moment before frowning and speaking again.

"She was like a terrified rabbit, clearly in excruciating pain but offering no resistance, only crying out in fear."

"Afterwards, I noticed something was wrong with her, so I tried to comfort her."

"She's probably not very smart; she believed me too easily."

"Then he told me what happened, haltingly and incoherently."

"I've calculated the timeline, and she must be pregnant."

Upon hearing this, Gu Xixia led him to the podium and into the control room.

Hu Xiaoyu skillfully turned on the lights and sound system on the podium while continuing to speak.

"The man who raped her wielded considerable influence in the town, so the girl's family dared not express their anger or speak out."

"They were a nice family. After they learned that I was intelligent and had no intention of hurting anyone, they even killed the only chicken in their house for me."

"You know, I don't eat chicken, but I drink blood."

"Hey, hey, hey, one, two, three."

Hu Xiaoyu turned off the microphone and handed it to Gu Xixia. There was still some time before the class started, so he leaned against the wall with his arms crossed and spoke softly.

"I managed to evade capture that time thanks to their family's cover."

"It was just that the girl was crying so pitifully in the middle of the night. Although I am a zombie, I have intelligence and a connection to ethics, and my morality is much stronger than those beasts."

"So, I told the girl's parents that I could help them get revenge, but the price was that I had to drink my fill."

"But how can they possibly be full if they say they're full? People would die from that. How could that be enough for one family?"

Hu Xiaoyu glanced at Gu Xixia's wrinkled shirt collar and stepped forward to straighten it for her.

Hu Xiaoyu glanced down at the high heels on her long legs and bared her teeth.

"I'll throw all those lousy high heels of yours away one day!"

Gu Xixia rolled her eyes gracefully and urged softly.

"Speak quickly, class is about to start."

"In the end, I estimated the distance, and since the whole family had drunk a few sips and absorbed about the same amount of energy, we took advantage of the night to rush to the town."

"Although I've never met that scoundrel, judging from his arrogant appearance and how he talks about that girl, even saying that he'll take her as a concubine without spending a penny when she gets pregnant."

"In a fit of rage, I couldn't hold back and pounced on him. Then, in front of the other drinkers, I tied his arms and bit him to death."

"He must have died a very painful death, because everyone whose mind I didn't use the mind-control wave to confuse looked terrible after I drained their blood."

Gu Xixia sat on the table, looking gently at Hu Xiaoyu, who was lost in memories.

"and then?"

"And then, what's next? They just ran away!"

"The Taoist priests, the government officials, and those strange guys have started hunting me down again."

"However, I didn't forget to ransack that beast's house, leaving behind a sum of gold and silver that would ensure the girl's family would live a life of comfort. I took the rest with me."

"It makes me so angry! Do you know why I always get caught?!"

As Gu Xixia shook her head, Hu Xiaoyu pointed to his own face.

"Just because he's too handsome and has such a distinctive look, those bastards can track him down effortlessly, and it's even easier for passersby to report him. Being handsome is really a crime, damn it..."

It was clear that Hu Xiaoyu was really angry, because he rarely swore in front of him.

"That was indeed quite tough."

"well..."

After glancing at the time, Hu Xiaoyu went to sit down in the back row of the classroom.

"Good morning, students. Today we're going to learn..."

A magnetic, sexy voice came through the speakers, and Hu Xiaoyu yawned.

Strangely enough, only zombies yawn; other zombies don't exhibit any human-like reactions at all.

Looking at the students who were listening attentively to the lesson, I realized that being handsome is a sin, while being beautiful is an advantage.

Even the college students listened intently, their eyes fixed on the girl's pretty face.

"Professor Gu, Li Momo has suddenly started convulsing!"

A panicked voice came from behind him, and Hu Xiaoyu turned his head sharply to look at the depths of the corridor directly opposite the classroom door.

There, a sinister old man in a tattered Tang suit flashed by.

Gu Xixia noticed Hu Xiaoyu's unusual behavior and glanced at the girl whose body was convulsing violently and who was constantly foaming at the mouth.

As Hu Xiaoyu walked to the door, the girl's convulsions gradually subsided.

An ambulance arrived quickly and took the girl away. After class, the surrounding area was filled with discussions about the girl.

Some speculated that she had epilepsy, while others guessed that she might have eaten something wrong.

Only Gu Xixia and Hu Xiaoyu knew that she had gotten herself into trouble with something dirty.

On the way home from get out of class, Gu Xixia walked side by side with Hu Xiaoyu, carrying her notebook.

"Is that impressive?"

"A bit, that girl probably doesn't have many years left."

Gu Xixia frowned upon hearing this.

"Is there no way to handle this?"

"There must be a way to deal with it, but ordinary people can't access those methods. Going into those dilapidated temples on the mountain is like going into a toilet; they're stinking and completely useless."

"That..."

"cannot."

Hu Xiaoyu could only sigh as he stopped Gu Xixia from pleading before she could even speak.

"I'm a zombie, not a Taoist priest. I'm not confident I can take it down directly."

"These filthy things, if you can't kill them all at once, they'll stick to you like shit."

"It certainly wouldn't dare do anything to me, but it's hard to say what it would do to you."

"You can be a thief for a thousand days, but you can't guard against thieves for a thousand days. I won't put you in danger for the sake of a stranger."

Upon hearing this, Gu Xixia pursed her lips, a warm feeling welling up in her heart, and she completely gave up the idea of ​​helping her student seek help.

She was just a pretty and lucky woman.

She has people and things she cares about; she'll help if she can, but there's nothing she can do if she can't.