Chapter 33 One Overtly Flirtatious, One Covertly Shameless
Chapter 33 One Overtly Flirtatious, One Covertly Shameless
Looking at Wang Teng's excited expression, Lin Qiye felt a surge of blood rushing to his head.
"Wang Teng, I have a feeling that you've been planning this for a long time."
"How could that be, Xiao Linzi? Let me tell you, I'm not that kind of person!"
"That would be best!!!"
After a moment,
Wang Teng patted Lin Qiye on the back: "Let's go, let's buy some things for your aunt's house. I've figured it out, if you give the money directly to your aunt, she'll definitely save it for you and won't spend a single penny."
Lin Qiye thought about it and realized that was indeed the case.
"Okay, but we're two grown men, right..."
Wang Teng had already taken out his phone: "Hey, Sister Hongying, Qiye and I are strolling around the city, thinking of buying some things for his family. But we're both rough guys, how would we know what's good and what's bad? We were thinking of having you and Xiaonan come along to help him decide."
Hongying's smug voice came from the other end of the phone.
"You've got good taste, kid. Wait for me, I'll be right there."
Wang Teng hung up the phone and shrugged at Lin Qiye: "See? Now it's not awkward anymore. Teamwork makes life easier!"
In response, Lin Qiye once again gave him the middle finger.
"Remember, just choose home delivery when you get there. When they arrive, tell them that these items are for trade-in and can't be returned. They can also have the movers take the furniture from your aunt's house. The older generation is used to being thrifty, you have to learn to be flexible."
A moment later,
Wang Teng stared blankly at the crowd in front of him.
"Sister Hongying, didn't we agree that you and Xiaonan would help us? Why are there so many people here!"
Si Xiaonan pouted unhappily: "Why is Hongying the older sister and I'm the younger sister?"
"Because you and Sister Hongying have different styles."
Hongying pointed at Chen Muye: "The captain said that whether you herd one sheep or two sheep, it's all the same! Since you two are buying things today, you can also buy the supplies you need for the trip to the capital."
Chen Muye took out a small notebook and carefully instructed the two of them, point by point.
By the time Chen Muyi closed his notebook, Wang Teng and Lin Qiye had already heard it all.
“Living in the capital is not easy! Wang Teng, Qi Ye, we need to spend our money wisely, not waste it. So, buy everything you can in advance today. Also, the weather in Shangjing is not as good as in Cangnan. It's cold there, so you two need to buy some warmer clothes.”
……
The following time was a special session exclusively for Hongying and Si Xiaonan.
"Get Wang Teng a Peppa Pig suitcase, with Peppa Pig tattoos on it, that's what makes him a real socialite! Sigh, Qi Ye, this pink suitcase suits your style so well."
Wang Teng and Lin Qiye transformed into ruthless fitting mannequins, numbly accepting the items that Hong Ying and Si Xiaonan handed over, items that seemed incomprehensible to men.
"Hey, Wang Teng, here's a Kapibala. Buy it and put it by your bed, then you won't be scared at night."
……
"By the way, Qiye, try on this bright red down jacket. Hmm, it looks really good, makes you look fair and festive. Buy it!"
Faced with the two women's frenzy, Wang Teng and Lin Qiye exchanged a helpless glance and were forced to follow behind them, as the items in their shopping carts continued to increase.
even,
The two of them even provided pink bath towels for the two of them!
Wang Teng imagined Lin Qiye wearing a green headscarf, holding a pink soap in his left hand and a pink bath towel in his right, then looking at Wang Teng with a meaningful expression and saying, "Old Wang, come and get some soap!"
Just imagining this scene made Wang Teng break out in a cold sweat.
“Sister Hongying, and little sister Xiaonan, you two go first. Qiye and I will go to his aunt’s house to pick out some home appliances. We can handle these things ourselves. You girls are so thoughtful, we don’t want to trouble you with these things. We’ll be right back.”
Upon hearing the word "home appliances," the two women immediately turned their heads away, showing no interest. "Never mind, you two go ahead. Xiao Nan and I will help you pick out some things here."
As we were about to leave the residential area,
Wen Qimo stopped the two: "Wang Teng and Qi Ye, you're about to go far away. We won't be by your side, so please be careful. You'll be turning eighteen soon, so there are some things you need to prepare in advance. Otherwise, what if you make a fool of yourself when the time comes?"
Wang Teng's eyes widened, and he looked at Wen Qimo with surprise: "You mean..."
Wen Qimo pointed to the shelf next to him: "Go ahead, prepare in advance, just in case, right?"
Lin Qiye's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth, saying, "I don't need it!"
"I want!!!"
After saying that, Wang Teng immediately took five boxes of Lan Jingling from the shelf.
Wen Qimo blinked and gave Wang Teng a thumbs up.
Wang Teng chuckled and casually placed the item at the bottom.
"and many more!"
Just as the two were about to walk forward, Lin Qiye called them back.
"Well, if I don't take one, wouldn't I seem a bit out of place? How about this, I'll take one too!"
After saying that, Lin Qiye swiftly and decisively grabbed a box from the shelf.
Wang Teng curled his lip: "Old Wen, see that? That's what you call a repressed flirt!"
Wen Qimo nodded: "Indeed, you're openly flirtatious, and he's secretly lewd; you're a match made in heaven."
Wang Teng and Lin Qiye immediately gave Wen Qimo the middle finger.
Lin Qiye sneered and threatened Wen Qimo: "Brother Wen, don't forget, last week, you were the one who secretly asked me what color underwear Sister Hongying was wearing? We're about the same color."
At this time,
Wu Xiangnan stepped out from the corner: "Have you bought everything? Let me see what you bought."
Wang Teng placed the trolley directly in front of Lin Qiye.
"Look, Vice Captain, these were all bought by Lin Qiye!"
Lin Qiye's eyes widened as he stared at Wang Teng in disbelief, his gaze as if he were looking at a traitor.
Wu Xiangnan's face stiffened, and he realized that he had also noticed the handcart.
After a long pause, Wu Xiangnan slowly said to Lin Qiye, "You're dating someone, that's great. Treat her well. But, even though young people are full of energy, you should still take care of your health!"
Lin Qiye pointed at Wang Teng, about to speak, but Wang Teng immediately covered his mouth tightly.
"Vice Captain, Xiao Linzi and I are going to the front to buy some home appliances and deliver them to his home."
After leaving the family planning supplies section, Lin Qiye maintained an expression of utter despair.
Wang Teng patted Lin Qiye on the shoulder: "Alright, it's just a social death, don't worry, we're going to the capital soon. Besides, if you don't want to experience social death, I'll teach you a way."
Lin Qiye's eyes lit up: "Old Wang, if you can save my reputation, I'll wash your socks for a month."
"You scoundrel, I knew you were eyeing my white socks all along. We agreed you'd wash them for a month!"
After Lin Qiye nodded, Wang Teng leaned close to Lin Qiye's ear and whispered something.
Lin Qiye's eyes widened, and he looked at Wang Teng with admiration.
Is this a good idea?
"If you don't want to use it, then don't use it. Just tell me beforehand, because I have to wash my socks every month."
Lin Qiye gritted his teeth: "Alright, I'll listen to you. Better to die for my friend than for me. Sorry, Brother Wen!"
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