Chapter 60: Zero dating experience?
Chapter 60: Zero dating experience?
For a moment, Lin Jianlu even wanted to stick the bamboo skewers in her hand into Chen Chen's mouth one by one, and then pull them out from the back of his head one by one.
That shameless bastard dared to talk bad about her behind her back!
But the awkward part is "behind her back." She is no longer Lin Jianlu, and she can't even teach him a lesson.
But the anger in her heart was so hard to vent that even though she was Lin Baolong at that moment, she couldn't help but think...
But someone spoke up before she did:
"So, Little Deer likes barbecue?"
Yan Yiyan suddenly leaned closer to Chen Chen, tilted her head back, and her eyes sparkled.
"No." Chen Chen shook his head in denial. "Actually, she likes to eat all sorts of weird and wonderful things, like stinky tofu, snail rice noodles, houttuynia cordata, and whatever tastes weird, she likes to eat. Oh, right, uh..."
He glanced down at the skewers in his hand, then looked up:
"Do you still have grilled kidneys like this? Can I take some back for her when I leave?"
"Of course you can," Cheng Xiuxiu nodded and smiled.
The bamboo skewer that Lin Baolong was holding slumped over.
This Chen Chen is really something. Even when we're out eating something delicious, he's still thinking about her. He's clearly pursuing Cheng Xiuxiu, but he's still thinking about other girls. He's so unfocused.
Logically speaking, as Lin Baolong, she could have easily mocked him at this moment, calling him someone who "eats what's in his bowl while eyeing what's in the pot."
But at that moment, she only felt a soft, warm feeling in a certain part of her heart.
So, she didn't want to say anything harsh, not just mock her.
……
It was almost noon, the sun was shining brightly, and the temperature in early April meant that everyone didn't feel hot even if they sat in the sun all day. But the girls always cared about their appearance and didn't like sunbathing. After they had eaten their fill, they went to their rooms first.
As for the boys, including Lin Baolong, seeing that the girls had all gone to their rooms, they sat outside in the sunlight and played games that only boys liked to play.
As for what kind of game it is?
That is of course--
"kill!"
"flash!"
"I'll kill again!"
"I'm outta here!"
"Stealing while one's can!"
"Flawless!"
"Borrowing arrows with straw boats!"
"The Southern Barbarians have invaded!"
"Crossing the river and then dismantling the bridge!"
Yes, it's Three Kingdoms Kill, a board game that everyone is familiar with. It has remained popular for many years and is truly an evergreen in the board game world.
However, Lin Jianlu didn't really understand the game, so she just played along with Chen Chen.
"kill!"
"kill!"
"kill!"
"Hey Tyrannosaurus, where did you get so many kills from? And you're only targeting me?"
"You get feedback when you kill someone, right? Everyone else gets a flash, but you don't."
"Seriously, don't you even consider which faction you're on?"
"Huh? What's a faction?"
"..."
In fact, Lin Jianlu could understand the factions, but who cares? She didn't care about winning anyway. She just wanted to kill to her heart's content and see Chen Chen suffer a few more setbacks.
"Brother Tyrannosaurus has been targeting Chen Chen all along..."
"This is the right way to play!"
"Well, you lost then."
Niu Zibin played the card "Nanman Invasion," and Chen Chen and Lin Baolong were not killed, but died at the same time. The game of Three Kingdoms Kill ended in less than ten minutes.
"Look how bad you are!"
Chen Chen was furious at being humiliated and instinctively shouted.
"I already told you I don't know how to play anymore."
"Don't be angry, Tyrannosaurus is just familiar with the rules," Ninja-san said, trying to smooth things over.
"Even if you're familiar with the rules, you can't just focus on me..."
Chen Chen didn't finish speaking. He glanced at Lin Baolong, then shook his head as if he had remembered something.
"Forget it, you've already quit the fandom, so it's not surprising that you would do something like this. I should understand."
Damn it, how come you can drag God into every weird thing?
Lin Baolong's happy mood instantly turned sour because of those words.
"I'm not playing anymore."
She pursed her lips, got up, and left, going into the room.
……
"Ah...it feels so cool..."
In fact, Lin Jianlu had wanted to go inside for a while. Even though it wasn't hot outside, she still felt uncomfortable.
It's certainly not because of the sun.
The reason is that her period started today.
I felt like it would happen in the last few days, and when I woke up this morning and touched myself, it really was.
So, no matter what she did today, she just felt uneasy.
But when she feels unwell, she doesn't just want to lie down like many girls do.
Although she wanted to lie down, she was more interested in finding something fun to distract herself.
For example, at this moment, hearing the conversation coming from the second floor, she quietly peeked over.
The girls seemed to be whispering to each other in a room.
It's such a pity. She could have joined, but her current status prevents her from doing so.
Lin Jianlu leaned closer, pressing his ear against the door. The first thing he heard was Yan Yiyan's chattering voice, like a little sparrow.
"Xiuxiu, have you never seen something like this before?"
"Uh...no."
"Then what are you looking at?"
"this."
The sound of pages turning filled the air.
"My goodness, Grimm's Fairy Tales? Andersen's Fairy Tales? Aesop's Fables? One Thousand and One Nights? What era are we living in? Why are you still reading such outdated stuff?"
"These are the only things my mother showed me."
"My mom even told me I wasn't allowed to show a single bit of leg! See, am I listening?"
"Um... speaking of legs, your legs look so soft and smooth, can I touch them?"
Please make yourself at home!
"Oh...it's so smooth and soft, it feels so good..."
"Hey, hey, don't touch me up there!"
"I didn't touch it upwards."
"Damn it, Crazy Shoko! Look at you, you lecher!"
Lin Jianlu's mouth dropped open as he listened.
Sure enough, regardless of whether they are boys or girls, they are all lecherous perverts. When there are no boys around to worry about their image, girls will also become just as lecherous.
After slapping down Feng Chuanxiangzi's wicked hand, Yan Yiyan took out her collection from her bag and handed it to Cheng Xiuxiu to see:
"My dear sister, you know what? This is the kind of thing we should be watching!"
"What is this?" Cheng Xiuxiu took the book.
The cover features a light blue background with a picture of a girl with long, straight black hair in an anime style, and next to her are several delicate black artistic letters that form the title: "Love Like Rain Stops".
"This is pretty good," the blue-haired girl next to her interjected.
Put this book down, and there's another one below. The cover features a blonde girl with pigtails, arms crossed, looking sulky but very cute.
"Saekano: How to Raise a Boring Girlfriend" was extremely popular a few years ago, but its popularity has been so-so recently.
"It's over after all, that's normal."
"Speaking of which..." Cheng Xiuxiu glanced at the comics, cautiously raised her head, her cheeks flushed, "Are these all romance comics?"
"Of course."
Cheng Xiuxiu didn't say anything, but lowered her head in embarrassment.
"My goodness, Xiuxiu, you already have a boyfriend, and you're still afraid to read romance comics?"
"No, no! I just haven't seen it before, so it's something new and interesting..."
"How did Lin Baolong and you become boyfriend and girlfriend?"
"Well..." Cheng Xiuxiu didn't know how to continue her story, so she lowered her head and stammered out:
"He kissed me, then I woke up, and we were together..."
Good heavens! Lin Jianlu, standing at the door, was dumbfounded.
You idiot who's never even read a romance comic, don't think everyone's never seen Sleeping Beauty!
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