I, the transmigrated villain, please wait, gentle master.

Chapter 206 Crossing the River of Oblivion: A Shocking Kneeling Kiss (5)

"Immortal Mei, Daoist Mei, you're too 'casual'!" Li Tingyun chuckled twice, then suddenly turned the tables.

Mei Shiyu was confused, but then he heard him say in a serious tone, "You knew that I accidentally left that book in the alchemy room. If you found it, you should have put it back in its place instead of flipping through it from beginning to end without my knowledge—that is the behavior of a despicable person!"

When dealing with a gentleman like Mei Shiyu, moral blackmail is probably the most effective tactic, and Li Tingyun was perfectly justified:

"You secretly looked at my notes, and before I even confronted you, you're questioning me about what's written there? It's like a thief crying 'stop thief!' Is this appropriate? Is this fair?!"

This trick worked wonders. Mei Shiyu was speechless. Upon reflection, he realized that he had indeed touched other people's things without permission and had been abrupt.

He then conceded, saying, "I'm sorry."

Li Tingyun turned the tables and said magnanimously, "It's okay, just admit your mistake, I won't really blame you."

Mei Shiyu: "..."

He was left feeling somewhat "confused" after being forced to admit to a fabricated mistake, as if he had been fooled.

Li Tingyun always liked to "fool" him.

Sometimes I feel that he is a very sincere person, treating me without any suspicion or reservation.

Sometimes I feel that he is a very good liar, often avoiding the important issues and saying one thing but meaning another.

Mei Shiyu wanted to say something more, but Li Tingyun put his hand on his shoulder and patted him lightly twice, indicating that it was time to turn the page and he didn't want to talk about this topic anymore. Then, he pressed down on Mei Shiyu's shoulder and pulled him behind him, "hiding" him away.

In the blink of an eye, they met the smiling gaze of the Ten Kings of Hell.

He said calmly, "Let's get back to the painting—I'm very interested in its origin."

The ten kings shivered inexplicably, quickly averting their gaze, withdrawing their mysterious smile, and putting their hands in their sleeves before saying:

"That painting, as you said, is indeed an ancient court painting from three hundred years ago. If it is genuine, it is quite an antique. But unfortunately, it is a forgery that I picked up from a small vendor while strolling around the market."

"Actually, whether the painting is real or fake doesn't matter, nor does its origin. I guess what you really care about isn't the painting itself, but the 'story' behind it. After all, this story is related to your unresolved past ties, and such things..."

"It's not appropriate to say it directly in front of outsiders."

The Ten Kings said meaningfully, "Should we clear the area first?"

In the corner, Xue Rendong, who had been silent for a long time, wisely clasped his hands and bowed to his palace master, saying "This subordinate takes his leave," before turning around and leaving without looking back.

Unexpectedly, Li Tingyun called out to him, "Wait!"

Xue Rendong turned and stood still, awaiting orders.

Li Tingyun turned her head to look at Mei Shiyu, "You two go together."

Mei Shiyu's expression changed slightly, and Xue Rendong immediately chimed in: "Palace Master, is he considered an 'outsider'? I thought that since you two live together and are inseparable, he would already be your 'insider'."

Upon hearing this, the Tenth Prince glanced at Li Tingyun, then at Mei Shiyu, his gaze shifting between the two. The former raised an eyebrow and smiled noncommittally, while the latter looked extremely embarrassed and quickly explained:

"No, no, no! The term 'my wife' is a humble way for a man to refer to his wife, and it cannot be used in contrast to 'outsider.' It is absolutely inappropriate to use it here!"

"Oh? Is that so?" Xue Rendong was born as a merman and grew up in a merman tribe. Although he learned human ethics, he did not learn them very well.

He was an uncultured piranha, and it was common for him to say shocking things. But this time, he didn't think he was wrong. After listening to Mei Shiyu's explanation, he felt even more certain that he was right.

The merfolk value monogamy, vowing to stay together through life and death. They take relationships very seriously and are extremely cautious about cohabitation. Only when they are certain that they want to spend their lives with each other will they move to live in the same seashell.

When two people live together, they consider themselves husband and wife. Of course, they could also be husband and husband or wife and wife. They do not discriminate against same-sex relationships, but they despise those who start a relationship and then abandon it.

What, aren't humans like that?

Mei Shiyu looked up and met Li Tingyun's gaze, trying to persuade him, "Can I stay and hear that 'story'? I want to know if you still have any 'unfinished business'."

Openly prying into someone's privacy is somewhat embarrassing, but after hesitating, he still expressed his thoughts quite frankly and without any hesitation.

Since the immortal lord finally took the initiative, someone would feel guilty if they didn't "tease" him a little.

Li Tingyun shrugged and spread his hands. "Are you that curious about me? You want to rummage through my notes, and you want to eavesdrop on my stories? How about we take a shower together next time, and I'll strip naked so you can peek?"

Mei Shiyu's face flushed, and he squeezed out two words through gritted teeth: "Shameless!"

Xue Rendong tilted his head, utterly bewildered: "You two are in this state, and you still say you're not husband and wife? No, husband and wife."

Li Tingyun smiled without saying a word, watching Mei Shiyu's face turn bright red with embarrassment and anger. His gaze was unexpectedly gentle as he approached her step by step, and said in a low but firm voice, "No, you have to leave. I don't want you to hear about my affairs."

"Why?" Mei Shiyu countered. "I have so many questions. Why is it said to be an ancient court painting? Why is the person in the painting Si Wuyou? And why is the poem on the painting similar to your handwriting? It's all so strange, isn't it? You and Si Wuyou, what... what exactly is your relationship?"

Only after he finished speaking did he realize that his words had crossed the line, as if Li Tingyun were someone to him, and that he was being interrogated by him for no reason... He unconsciously clenched his sleeves, feeling slightly uneasy.

"It's alright, there's absolutely no relationship between us." Li Tingyun looked into his eyes and answered decisively, leaving no room for doubt. "If I had to say there is, it would be that she still owes me a blood debt! You shouldn't ask any more questions for now. I can't explain the specifics clearly either. We'll find an opportunity to discuss it in detail later."

Having said that, Mei Shiyu nodded, even though he knew that this so-called "future" probably didn't exist.

Li Tingyun gestured to Xue Rendong from a distance, repeating, "You all go together."

Seeing him glance at Mei Shiyu, Xue Rendong suddenly realized and said, "Yes, I will definitely keep a close eye on him!"

Li Tingyun: "..." What an idiot.

Next time, just understand each other implicitly and don't say it out loud!

"I'm afraid that your... Yin-Yang Curse will relapse."

Li Tingyun lowered his eyes and explained to Mei Shiyu:

"If you don't have this, you can solve your own problems. I'm not worried about your abilities at all."

“But things are different now. The Yin-Yang Curse on you is no longer something I can control.”

"I'm so sorry, I really shouldn't have..."

I'll steal a kiss from you.

Very well, I dare not utter a single word.

Mei Shiyu said, "Since I decided to stay in Taiji Hall, the curse seal has never appeared again."

During this period, he also left Four Symbols City, either to run errands or to collect spiritual herbs. Sometimes Li Tingyun accompanied him, and sometimes he was alone. His cultivation and spiritual power were all normal.

He had thought the Yin-Yang Curse was truly broken, that it had been broken long ago. Li Tingyun's sudden question surprised him. So this deadly "hidden danger" was still there?!

He gave a bitter smile and said, "Why all this trouble? For me, the biggest trouble is..."

No one is more than you.

Forget it, there's no point in saying more.

The two locked eyes. Li Tingyun looked closely at his face, and suddenly, her thoughts wavered, and she frowned slightly.

Mei Shiyu noticed this subtle change in him and immediately asked, "What is it?"

"It's nothing, it just happened..."

Li Tingyun tapped his temples, unsure how to describe the feeling.

"Ok?"

"I had a brain fart."

"...???"

Li Tingyun said, "Headache, I'm used to it. Every time I have this feeling, something bad happens, it's more accurate than a nightmare... Do you believe me?"

“Dreams are not to be trusted; nightmares often foreshadow good luck.” Mei Shiyu replied, seemingly changing the subject, and asked with concern, “Do you often have headaches? I’ve never heard you mention it before. Is it some kind of old ailment?”

Li Tingyun laughed and became frivolous again: "What difference does it make whether I tell you or not? Do you think I'd feel sorry for you?"

Mei Shiyu choked for a moment, then said, "If you're sick, get treatment! You don't even care about yourself, how can you expect others to feel sorry for you?"

"I wasn't counting on anyone else." Li Tingyun said half a sentence, glancing at him. "Then who the hell are you 'anyone else'?"

"Fine, I'll go first." Mei Shiyu sighed deeply: "Li Tingyun, you've gone back on your word again."

"???" Li Tingyun didn't realize which event, which sentence, or which promise he was referring to.

Mei Shiyu walked slowly towards Xue Rendong, who was waiting for him with his arms crossed. Suddenly remembering something, he turned back and pointed to Si Wuyou, who was near the Ten Kings, afflicted by a "freezing talisman" and almost ignored by everyone. Seeking confirmation again, he asked Li Tingyun:

"Does she really... have a grudge against you?"

"If it's not enmity, how could it be affection? Can't you tell whether I have more enemies or lovers?"

"But I've heard a very interesting saying, called... called 'Hate the Sea and Love the Sky'."

Li Tingyun couldn't help but laugh again.

In Mei Shiyu's view, his laughter was inexplicable.

Li Tingyun said leisurely, "I think this word is still too difficult for you to understand. Can you tell me who spouted nonsense and uttered rubbish in front of you?"

Mei Shiyu naturally couldn't confess, "There was no one, just take it as my own imagination..."

"Lin Qiu is itching for a fight, isn't he?"

Li Tingyun was not about to let anyone easily deceive him.

"Tell him to wait, I'll teach him a lesson when we get back!"

"Do not……"

"No pleading is allowed."

"Then... should we clean up gently?"

It didn't say that you can't bargain.

"As you wish," Li Tingyun readily agreed.

Mei Shiyu smiled and asked, "Then what would it take for you to stop 'disciplining' him?"

Li Tingyun stared at him for a long time before coming to her senses and saying, "Smile again?"

These words came out without thinking.

The mouth moves faster than the brain.

It was so quiet you could hear a pin drop.

Mei Shiyu could hear her own breathing and heartbeat, which were chaotic and unpredictable, unlike before.

He did smile after all.

No forcing, no pretense.

Li Tingyun breathed a sigh of relief: "...Whatever you say."

He added, "I will never break my promise."

Mei Shiyu silently turned around, avoiding his piercing gaze, and nodded slightly to Xue Rendong, who had been waiting for a long time.

Xue Rendong lowered his arms, which were wrapped around his chest, and stepped aside to let him go first, before nimbly following behind, loyally protecting him.

This incident made him realize something: Mei Shiyu is truly someone you can't afford to offend! In critical moments, he's your lifeline!

After the two left together, Li Tingyun felt a pang of regret. Why didn't he draw an array to send them on their way?

Calling him back would make him seem too crazy, so he thought it best to let it go. In the underworld, no one would dare to touch his people. Once back in the human world, the others from the Four Symbols City would be there to help, so it wouldn't be a big problem.

He stood with his hands behind his back for a while, then turned around and looked at the Tenth Prince, who was also standing there watching the two leave, and said with a half-smile, "Isn't he handsome?"