Chapter 139 What a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!
Chapter 139 What a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!
It hasn't been that long, though it certainly feels like a lifetime ago.
Yan Xi stroked her chin and smiled, "Although... it's been a long time."
Wenxi opened her mouth, but before she could speak, a dark figure darted out from behind her, muttering, "What are you doing blocking the doorway..."
Before he could finish speaking, he saw Yan Xi below and suddenly stopped talking, feeling that this woman was damnably familiar.
Yan Xi also paused, staring at the slightly immature high school student for a long time, her gaze shifting back and forth between Wen Qian and the other two.
Yan Xi remained silent, lost in thought.
After a long pause, she stroked her chin and blurted out, "Your son?"
Wenxi: ...
Kaya: ...
Gaya exploded.
Seeing the boy jumping up and down with a flushed face, Yan Xi shrank back, pouted, and looked at Wen Qian with a wronged expression, as if to file a formal complaint.
He insulted me!
Kaga: !
What a scoundrel she is, actually tattled on me!!
Kaga started swearing.
He darted in front of Yan Xi, blocking Wen Qian's view, then frantically gave her the middle finger and muttered curses under his breath.
Yan Xi: ...
Yan Xi leaned back strategically, her eyes wide, her face seemingly saying, "How could I possibly tolerate this?!"
And then……
Wenqian and Mo Ran witnessed an unprecedented, earth-shattering elementary school brawl.
Both soldiers were quite principled; they were very good with words, but they wouldn't actually fight.
In the end, Mo Ran gave Wen Qian a look, and the two of them, one covering her mouth and the other by the collar, dragged her away.
A thrilling battle has come to an end.
……
Wenxi's arrival greatly improved Yanxi's boring life. She changed her lazy attitude from before and started to run around the world with Wenxi, of course, avoiding people.
—Oh, and there's also a side dish, Kaya.
On the first day, Yan Xi took Wen Qian to visit Huachao. In the afternoon, they started drinking and chatting about their recent situations.
Yan Xi felt a pang of sympathy for Wen Qian's story, but ignored Jia Ye's efforts, focusing instead on treating him differently. She also told Jia Ye how she conspired with Wen Qian to scheme against him, including but not limited to knocking him unconscious and putting him in a sack.
Seeing Jia Ye's green face, Yan Xi clinked glasses with Wen Qian, raised an eyebrow and smiled, "Look, what a huge Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!"
When it comes to insulting others, Yan Xi has never been more impressed by anyone.
Yan Xi also told Wen Qian about her situation. As she spoke, she lowered her eyes and stared at the wine glass in her hand, a hint of mockery and something else flashing in her eyes.
When she revealed her purpose, even the Grim Reaper sitting opposite her was shocked. He had never seen anyone talk about destroying the world so casually.
Yan Xi simply smiled, filled the wine glass to the brim, tilted her head back and drank it all in one gulp, then let go, and the wine glass fell to the ground with a crisp, mournful sound.
Looking at Wen Qian across from her, Yan Xi chuckled softly, tapped her finger lightly on the table, and the shards of the wine glass floated up automatically, piecing themselves back together as if they were brand new.
Holding the cup in her slender hand, Yan Xi placed it on the table, tapped it with her finger, and parted her red lips slightly, saying, "No destruction, no construction."
Wenxi and Jiaye were both intelligent people. They exchanged a glance and understood Yanxi's meaning. Mo Ran took the empty cup away and replaced it with a new one for Yanxi.
The night was enchanting, and Yan Xi, her eyes glazed with intoxication, stared at the horizon for a long time before Mo Ran carried her back to her room to rest.
The next day, Yan Xi slept until noon, then dragged Wen Qian, disguised herself, and went for a stroll in the human world. They bought a lot of things, almost maxing out the card Lu Ze had given her.
Mo Ran and Jia Ye followed behind the two, carrying a bunch of things in their hands. After shopping for only an hour, Mo Ran had already put on her spatial ring.
Wenxi slept soundly again that night, but when she saw Yanxi again at noon on the third day, she found that Mo Ran had disappeared.
Yan Xi gave a vague answer, only saying that Mo Ran had gone out on business, and then looked at Wen Qian with a smile. Wen Qian could almost see a fox tail swaying behind her.
"It's my birthday today, will you give me a present?"
Wenxi was taken aback, and Jiaye next to her came over first, "Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday earlier? Where am I supposed to find you a present? Besides, how can you ask for a present yourself?"
"Tsk," Yan Xi licked her canine teeth, rummaged around in her sleeve, and the next second, to Jia Ye's astonishment, she pulled out a baseball bat that was about a meter long.
This stick was familiar to Jia Ye; looking at it, he felt a dull ache in the back of his head.
And... what kind of good person would actually pull a stick out of their sleeve?!
Then... Yan Xi chased Jia Ye for half of the Flower Festival, while Jia Ye pretended to be pitiful to Wen Qian as he ran.
Time flew by amidst the noise and commotion, and before we knew it, the full moon was high in the sky.
I don’t know if it was just my imagination, but the full moon seemed to be shrouded in a thin red mist.
Under a camellia tree that takes seven or eight people to encircle, there is a stone table, three round stools, several jars of sake, a few small dishes, and delicate pastries.
"That's it... is that all?"
Jia Ye was somewhat surprised. He looked Yan Xi up and down. "This isn't...this isn't your style."
"Oh? What style do I have?" Yan Xi lifted her eyelids, rested her arm on the table, and asked lazily.
“Uh… it’s that kind of…” Jia Ye thought for a long time before finally coming up with the word he felt was the most fitting: “Exaggerated.”
Whether it's Yan Xi's clothes or the things she uses, there's a sense of luxury in everything she does.
"Heh—" Yan Xi chuckled lightly, "Thank you for not calling me treacherous and cunning."
With her delicate hand, Yan Xi tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear, then raised her hand and waved it, conjuring a water mirror screen about a meter long in mid-air.
"These are just snacks to go with the drinks, but the real fun is here." She then looked at Wenxi, "Do you like seeing gory things?"
Wenxi remembered the funny story Yanxi had told her a long time ago—she shook her head and said honestly, "I don't like it."
"What a coincidence," Yan Xi said with a smile, "I don't like it either."
"Let's eat something first. This show... won't start for a while yet." Yan Xi looked up at the sky. She noticed that a lot of clouds had appeared there, and the clusters of clouds made her feel rather uncomfortable.
Wenxi also looked up and glanced at Yanxi, then turned to look at her, sensing that something seemed off, though she couldn't quite put her finger on it.
Yan Xi had changed her clothes, and her style of dress was different from her usual style.
She wore a long, flowing purple-gray dress that trailed on the ground, revealing her shoulders and delicate collarbones, with a light veil draped over her arms.
Her long hair was loosely tied up twice with a jade hairpin, the ends of which draped over her left shoulder and hung down in front of her chest. A round, purple jade pendant hung from her earlobe.
She sat there, resting her chin on her hand, her eyes smiling, gentle and kind, yet with an indescribable fragility, as if she would disappear at the slightest touch.
Wow, the changes are amazing...
Sensing someone watching her, Yan Xi turned her head to look, her eyes slightly raised, making Wen Qian gasp for breath.
She took back what she said earlier; when it comes to seduction, this person hasn't changed at all.
"The wind is picking up." Yan Xi suddenly raised her hand, and the light gauze in her arm fluttered. She looked up and saw that the sky above her was already covered by dark clouds, with not a ray of light.
Suddenly, the canopy of the tea tree beside me lit up, and each petal emitted a faint glow.
Yan Xi looked up at the water curtain and chuckled, "The show's about to begin~"
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