nucmednet Chapter 107 Thailand Section 34: What are you doing, playing abstract games without me?
Chapter 107 Thailand Section 34: What are you doing, playing abstract games without me?
Audience activity:
【(^～^) , what kind of weird stuff is Director Ma going to pull this time??】
【(*σ′?`)σ, I wish the autumn wind knew my heart and bestowed upon me ten billion RMB.】
[(?′?`?), Regarding our Huahua, others say: I'm hardworking and resilient; Huahua says: I eat McDonald's.]
The props team set up four thick and sturdy mattresses on the set.
It's 1.5m by 2.0m, just enough for an adult to lie down.
Something's not right.
Xia Yu: ⊙﹏⊙∥.
She noticed something unusual when she saw the props teacher placing a volume measuring instrument at the end where the pillows were.
"They must be doing some kind of project that will make us scream, but then they won't allow us to make any noise exceeding a certain decibel level."
Shang Xu snapped his fingers.
"What's going on, Shang Lai?"
Li Yan pressed her left hand against the mattress.
The mattress bounced back to its original shape very firmly.
Shang Xu crouched down to check if there were any prank mechanisms inside.
"Thump—."
Xia Yu lunged onto the mattress like a diver.
Shang Xu was bounced up in an arc and landed back on the mattress.
Shang Yu Fei Wan CP fans are ecstatic:
【(?⊿?)?, Oh ho ho ho ho, don't look at what's improper, don't disturb them. From another perspective, isn't this another way of sleeping together? It's not too late to start a business, it's not too late to meet, let's stay together forever, I'll carry the banner for Shangxia.】
【Someone, bring them a large wedding quilt and a sandalwood bed frame. I don't want any titles, I don't want mountains or seas, I don't want macadamia nuts, I just want to crawl under the bed and eat sunflower seeds. I absolutely won't disturb the newlyweds.】
[Hello, I'll tell you a secret: I come from the future. The few seconds you're reading this will be gone, because my power is to steal time and achieve time travel. Okay, actually I just deliberately post boring stuff to waste everyone's reading time [doge emoji for protection].]
"You two, get up!?"
"It's strange that you felt so comfortable!"
Director Ma went up and chased them away with a pink hairdryer-shaped megaphone.
"Director Ma, there's another true master here!"
Fu Jingnian pulled Director Ma aside and pointed towards Mu Qing's side as if to complain.
Mu Qing instinctively tried to stop her, but she couldn't.
Xu Jianian was seen lying comfortably asleep on their mattress without anyone noticing.
Director Ma's hair is on fire: ?(`?′)?
"Xu Jianian—!"
Director Ma took off his shoes and flew onto the bed.
The slippers landed right on the pillow.
Mu Qing thought Xu Jianian wouldn't wake up and wanted to go up and persuade Director Ma.
Little did Xu Jianian know, it was like having a nightmare.
His eyes suddenly widened to a very large size.
Xu Jianian's face contorted in pain: "Ugh! Where's that stinky, sauerkraut smell coming from?!"
He jumped off the bed, gesturing wildly.
"Frog Fun, Director Ma, have you not washed your feet in decades? This smell is so tangy, so authentic, so intoxicating, and so stinky!"
He spoke very sincerely.
His eyes revealed a naive clarity that couldn't lie.
Director Ma: ...
"Hahahahahahahaha~".
The entire crew burst into laughter.
"Xu Jianian, you talk too much, don't you!?"
Director Ma picked up the slipper and hopped on one foot to chase after Xu Jianian as she ran across the lawn.
"Director Niu is like a kindergarten principal, managing a bunch of unruly kids every day with exasperation and helplessness, hahaha~."
Shang Xu laughed, but he couldn't live.
"I've got Director Ma's new nickname."
Xia Yu smiled and made an "OK" gesture.
"Question: Which of Director Ma's most affectionate nicknames do you like the most? Shang Lai, Director Ma, Ma's wife, Director Niu."
"I like director Niu Ma."
Shang Xu cast his vote.
[Audience's scathing comment: Got it, got it! The director's just making you eight work like slaves, right? That's a perfect description. No wonder Director Ma is making a fortune.]
"Shang Lai, stop fooling around."
Li Yan went up and picked up Director Ma.
"We need to record a program now, and the viewers in the live stream are getting impatient!"
Director Ma's hands and feet, still off the ground, were flailing around like a frog.
[The so-called audience members: Huh? No, we're not in a hurry. You guys continue, we won't send any comments, just pretend we're mute.]
Xu Jianian made a face: "Hehehe."
He suddenly felt a chill coming from the side.
Fu Jingnian roared, "Xu Jianian, you stepped on my foot!"
"Huh? Something's not right!"
Xu Jianian pulled his foot away.
"Who taught you to apologize like that?"
Duan Xiaotang asked curiously.
"Him? Shang Bao."
He pointed to Shang Xu, who was laughing so hard he could barely stand.
He even mentioned Shang Xu's nickname on behalf of the fans.
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"Playing around is playing around, but the game must continue!"
Director Ma originally wanted to imitate someone else and snap his fingers in a cool way to invite someone to the stage.
He rubbed his fingers until they sparked, but still couldn't produce a single sound.
"Huh? What's the director doing?"
Xia Yu watched Director Ma, not understanding what confusing things he was doing.
Anyway, it's really funny.
Everything Director Ma does is hilarious, even chili sauce mixed with shoe soles tastes delicious.
(But apart from Director Ma's shoe soles.)
"This...this, Shang Lai seems to be acting out constipation, like he's trying to find the right feeling."
Li Yan's words were both surprising and apt.
"Big Head, is this something a movie star like you should be saying?"
Duan Xiaotang suppressed a laugh and uttered a question.
"You call me Big Head, how could I be a movie star!"
Li Yan's argument was well-reasoned and supported by evidence.
A look of embarrassment gradually appeared on Director Ma's face, so he automatically snapped his fingers: "Click-clack!"
(Director Ma inwardly blushed: Sawasdee ka, what a fool! Why aren't those Thais coming out yet? Sure enough, it's lonely at the top; nobody understands me.)
"Our director has improved; he's achieved a lighter-like effect!"
Xiao Liu was pleased.
Xiao Liu recalled that two years ago, he drove Director Ma, who had volunteered, to the film crew of Love for dubbing.
Although the sound was still resounding, Director Ma worked very hard and practiced all the way.
They waited through ten traffic lights and received twenty complaints from passing vehicles.
But despite Director Ma's tireless efforts, he was eventually driven out by Lo Wei thanks to his shamelessness.
"Give me a cigarette."
Xu Jianian sang with deep emotion.
[Carnival fangirl: Ahhh, my ears are pregnant!]
The Thai chefs waiting in the director's tent were puzzled.
They discussed in Thai:
"What's that strange sound?"
"I don't know. The director just told us that we can only come out when we hear the snap of fingers. This strange sound is probably some old lady grinding her teeth. This is our first time on such a popular variety show, so we can't do anything reckless."
Although a few of them didn't understand what Director Ma was doing, they respected him despite their lack of comprehension.
Director Ma usually understands Xia Yu's subtle signals, so he lets Xia Yu make an effort to save face.
Xia Yu: ( 。? ??)?？ ？ ？ 。
"Director, what kind of abstract stuff are you doing? You didn't include me."
Shang Xu then walked up and put his arm around Director Ma's shoulder.
He snapped his fingers crisply with his hand behind his back.
The sound coincided perfectly with Director Ma's non-stop movements.
(Director Ma weeps bitterly: A true friend is hard to find!!!)
"Director Ma was practicing snapping his fingers diligently! His spirit is commendable!"
Xia Yu offered a way out for Director Ma.
Wow, that's amazing! You're my role model!
Xu Jianian didn't care about anything else.
Hua Hua spoke up, and he agreed.
Fu Jingnian looked left and right: "How embarrassing."
After the snap of his fingers, four Thai masters came out of the tent.
They greeted each other politely with "Sawadika".