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Chapter 180 Dubai Trilogy 30: That's something!



Chapter 180 Dubai Trilogy 30: That's something!

"Hey!!"

"You're still insulting me!?"

Xu Jianian waved his fist twice and punched Director Ma's back.

Xu Jianian: (?o?o) You old bastard!

"Director, Xu Jianian, you're a cricket."

Xia Yu, a model student, raised his hand.

Director Ma suddenly turned around.

Xu Jianian froze, like a statue.

"Hua Hua, how could you betray me...?"

Xu Jianian: =????(???*).

"Humph."

Director Ma was too lazy to argue.

"Hi, director."

Shang Xu raised an eyebrow slightly.

"Hi my ass."

Director Ma: ? o?o? Don't give me that.

"I like you!"

"Be my girlfriend!!"

He did this to disgust Shang Xu.

He rushed up to her and asked for a loving hug.

?(* ?O ?)=3?3???3???3??!! ! !

Shang Xu's eyes widened slightly, and he quickly dodged away in shock.

Fu Jingnian, who was still cursing him under his breath, was pulled over by a fair and slender hand.

"Oh my god!!"

Fu Jingnian's vision was reversed.

When he came to his senses, he was met with a big hug.

"Seriously?! Are you crazy?!"

He cursed.

Director Ma: "..."

"Haha, so you're the director."

Fu Jingnian gave an awkward laugh.

"It seems the director quite likes me."

He said it with such pride.

"Don't spread rumors."

Director Ma's gloomy face had four words written on it:

Don't get involved.

Shang Xu then finally appeared.

A hint of amusement flashed in his eyes, but he didn't forget to continue the play:

"You like me?"

"Correct."

"what."

Director Ma gritted his teeth.

(Frustrated inner monologue: You little brat!!)

Shang Xu reached out and gestured towards him.

"Transfer money."

His tone was calm and composed.

"What!?"

Director Ma realized what was happening and felt utterly shameless.

"Hahahahaha."

"Yes, you need to transfer money. Otherwise, how can you prove your sincerity? Is this some kind of scheme to get something for nothing?"

Xia Yu chimed in.

"Yeah, yeah, let's spin it!!"

Duan Xiaotang started to stir things up.

Their current status is that of colleagues watching the show from the sidelines.

"You...you gold-digging woman."

Director Ma scratched his toes and stammered out a string of scumbag quotes.

"If not money, then what?"

"Please don't leave me?"

Shang Xu's laughter was low and muffled.

Director Ma knew this kid was eloquent.

"Yes, be my girlfriend."

"I will not treat you unfairly when I achieve something in the future."

Director Ma wants to meet with him again.

"No."

As he spoke, his gaze unconsciously drifted toward Xia Yu.

We've come full circle.

"No, I want you to be my girlfriend!"

Director Ma wouldn't let it go.

"Alright, kneel down and call me master."

Shang Xu's lips curled slightly, his eyes filled with amusement.

"Good guy."

Xia Yu suddenly realized.

"So it turns out Lao Shang likes SM."

Her cricket chirping attracted everyone's attention and made them want to watch the drama unfold.

"Judging from Lao Shang's face, he's probably an S."

Duan Xiaotang leaned over and discussed it earnestly with her.

"No, what are you talking about?"

Li Yan was too ashamed to listen.

Barrage:

(This is explosive! Is there anything even more explosive??)

(Let's chat, let's chat freely, let's chat until dawn tomorrow!!)

(Hahahaha, we're definitely sisters! I also think that with Lao Shang's face, which looks so cool, he's definitely a sadist. I don't object to him being a sadist.)

(Stop talking, stop talking! Shang Bao is in deep trouble, hahaha!!)

Upon hearing this, Shang Xu's ears turned red.

"It's a misunderstanding! It's a misunderstanding!!"

He explained quickly.

Everyone: We won't listen!

"Shang, you've got some skills."

Director Ma clicked his tongue and gave him a strange look.

"I'm really not what you think I am."

Shang Xu was unable to refute this.

"pass".

Lowe ended the conversation with a backboard shot.

"No, what about me?!"

Fu Jingnian thought that Director Ma had forgotten him.

Shen Youyou went to pick the flowers but has not yet returned.

"You don't need to."

Director Ma dared not confess his feelings to him; what if he actually took it seriously?

If you can't afford to offend them, can't you at least avoid them?

Fu Jingnian: ……

Barrage:

Farmer Three Punches Feels a Bit of Pain: This trip was totally worth it! I was practically less than a hundred meters away from Huahua! Huahua is so beautiful! Her eyelashes are so curled, her eyes are so beautiful, her back view is so captivating! Ahhhhh!! I can't even describe how excited I am right now!

The water gun was filled with urine, and everyone yelled: "That's all thanks to my cleverness! I told you my trick would work, otherwise I wouldn't be able to stay in such a good spot, eating and chasing after flowers at the same time!"

"Yawning without blush: Wait, you two Versailles gentlemen upstairs, don't you have your own group chat? Or do you not have Green Bubble (a chat feature)?? Stop showing off here, okay? Waaaaah... I'm so envious and jealous!!"

College student who stays at home: Wait, where are those two guys? Are they the two newcomers next to the director? Although they're both teenagers, those two guys didn't play on their phones the whole time...

Elegant Goblet: They're definitely not newbies. I watched the live stream at 180x speed and kept seeing a blurry figure next to the sand dunes, but I didn't know what it was doing. However, Baldy Luo kept running over there and always brought back snacks. Could it be that the two of them set up a stall over there?

"Oops, the netizens guessed it!!"

Lu Shanquan grilled squid while watching the live comments.

"I'm just a farmer, three punches hurt a little."

Smoke billowed everywhere, and the smell of burning filled the air.

"What are you doing?"

"What are you doing?"

Wang Tiezhu reacted quickly and came over to turn off the fire.

"It's all burnt, you eat it yourself!"

He shoved the dark, mushy squid skewers into Lu Shanquan's hand.

They are the two most popular figures in the live streaming room: "Farmer's Three Punches Hurt a Little" and "Water Gun Fills with Urine and Makes Everyone Cry".

After landing in Dubai, the two young masters quickly established contact due to their shared passion for the idols and planned to be fans today.

"Speaking of which, we've been grilling here the whole time, have we forgotten about the important matter?!"

Lu Shanquan took a bite of squid; it was bitter.

"Oh yeah, I forgot to bring my tools."

The two turned around and went to get something from the box.

"Boss, give me another order of takoyaki."

Lowe's cheerful voice came from behind.

The two men paused, their hands holding the camera still.

"It's them...?"

Director Ma's ghostly voice followed one after another.

Lu Shanquan/Wang Tiezhu: ! ! ?

Lowe simply brushed it off, but Director Ma had no idea what the situation would be like...

Wang Tiezhu was the first to react; he put down his things and stood up.

"Hahaha, welcome, welcome!!"

He had a big smile on his face.

Actually, emm…

"Who gave you this space to set up your stall?"

Director Ma stared at them, scrutinizing them closely.

Even though they were wearing masks and completely covered up, Director Ma could tell they were just two young boys.

Lu Shanquan dared not look directly at her, glancing at the sky and then at the sand.

In contrast, Wang Tiezhu remained remarkably calm.

"That's right, Director. First of all, none of us are bad people, and we all have health certificates."

"We just really love your reality show, so we took the liberty of following you. But we meant no harm; we just wanted to catch a glimpse from afar and wouldn't bother you!"

Wang Tiezhu looked completely sincere.

Lu Shanquan secretly gave a thumbs-up under the table.

That's not wrong, they just had an ulterior motive.

"Hey, why are you being so serious?"

Love pats Director Ma.

"I've tried what they make; it's not poisonous. Besides, having a stall here is nice, considering the building is in the middle of nowhere. It's good to have a place like this to help our crew relax."

The two were deeply moved when they saw Love speak up for them.

"Who knows if they're haters?"

Director Ma would rather kill the innocent than let the guilty go free.

"We're innocent! We're true fans!"

Lu Shanquan swiped open his phone; the screen saver was of Xia Yu.

Wang Tiezhu then presented other supporting evidence, stating that they had projected advertisements for the gravitational field in bustling areas around the world.

That's a considerable expense; haters definitely can't afford it.

"He's a rich kid, no wonder."

Lowe felt that everything made sense now.


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