Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 595 - 593: If You Do Not Abandon Me, I Wish to Call You Godfather!

Xu Jie’s words immediately sparked curiosity among the viewers.

"What do you mean? Brother Xu is actually planning to calculate about having kids?"

"Impossible! With Brother Xu’s dignified appearance and extraordinary charisma, how could he possibly struggle to find a wife?"

"It’s understandable for an ugly single guy like me, but it’s strange for a handsome uncle like Brother Xu to be single."

"Brother Xu doesn’t seem like a typical person, how could he not have a woman?"

"You bunch of single dogs are single either because you’re ugly or because you’re poor, but neither of these applies to Brother Xu."

"No offense, but with Brother Xu’s looks and charm, if he wanted to go after wealthy women, Cai wouldn’t even stand a chance."

"Hiss... Out of nowhere, I suddenly have a competitor."

"Not necessarily, maybe the rich women prefer my kind of fresh meat."

"No, no, no, you all misunderstood! Brother Xu is talking about calculating for kids, not calculating for a wife."

"Everyone’s got it wrong, Brother Xu has a woman but no kids."

"Why have a woman without having kids?"

"There must be some unspeakable reason!"

"Then I suggest Brother Xu go for a check-up at a men’s clinic, see if there’s any issue."

"Brother Xu, your request to calculate for kids reminds me of that cucumber incident from before."

"The cucumber? Could it be the one whose wife turned out to be transgender?"

"Old viewers in the livestream should remember, he came to ask the old Daoist when he could have kids, only to find out his wife was transgender!"

"Yes, yes, I remembered, it made me laugh to death at the time!"

"Damn, I was late and missed the juicy story!"

"Brother Xu, if you have any unspeakable troubles, I can offer a little help!"

"If you’re in trouble, I’ll help, I’m next door, my surname is Wang..."

Seeing these comments floating across the screen, Xu Jie naturally felt speechless.

Fortunately, he had been in this livestream for a while and knew the viewers were just joking, so he didn’t get upset.

He shook his head and defended himself, "Friends, I’ve already gone to the hospital several times for check-ups, my body is perfectly normal, no issues whatsoever."

"So the problem of not being able to have kids shouldn’t be on my end."

At this point, he looked up at Lu Heng and bitterly smiled, "Old Daoist, I really love kids."

"Yet, despite all these years, I’ve been unable to have even one child."

"I’m not content with this, so I’d like to ask you to help calculate whether I can have a child in my life."

Lu Heng responded with a slight nod, "This matter is easily solved!"

"Please wait a moment, young friend, while I carefully calculate..."

After speaking, he silently summoned the Celestial Destiny System within himself.

"System, query this person’s future information!"

[System prompt: Querying future information will require consuming three days of the host’s lifespan, continue?]

"Yes!"

As he confirmed, everything Xu Jie would experience in his future appeared in front of his eyes like scenes from a movie, one after another.

After watching all this, Lu Heng fell silent.

Seeing this, Xu Jie’s heart sank immediately.

As an old viewer in the livestream, he naturally understood what the old Daoist’s silence and frown meant.

Silence, means things are somewhat serious.

A frown, means things are even more serious.

Could it be that I won’t have a child in my life either?

"Sigh!"

Thinking of this, Xu Jie couldn’t help but let out a sigh.

In contrast to Xu Jie’s disappointment and despair, the viewers remained cheerful, as everyone was here for fun.

"Brother Xu, I say, wouldn’t it be better to worry about not having sons rather than not having a wife?"

"I’ve drifted through life, regretful of not meeting Brother Xu! If you don’t mind, I’d like to pledge loyalty as your adopted son!"

"My son, arise... My son, arise!"

"Stop clowning around, look at Brother Xu’s study, such luxurious decor, obviously a wealthy man. Doesn’t he already have adopted sons?"

"I don’t care if he does or doesn’t, I’ve pledged loyalty to this adopted father!"

"Adopted father? He’s my real dad!"

"You bunch of bastards, always claiming fathers and grandfathers, isn’t it disgusting?"

"Big brother, good scolding! You claim fathers here, what would your real father think? How heartbroken must they be!"

"Hmm, I’m indeed heartbroken!"

"Damn, came here to take advantage?"

"Everyone’s got a point, some people clearly have fathers, yet come here to claim godfathers, that’s quite excessive. Not like me, right from birth I never saw my father, so claiming this godfather is perfectly justified!"

"Big brother, 666666!"

"Speaking of shamelessness, you’re the star!"

"Brother, you’re on a roll like a cow during her period - unstoppable!"

"I’m truly amazed by you bunch of idiots!"

"Brother Xu, since your body has no issues, why don’t you have a child?"

"Brother Xu, could it be that you haven’t actually married?"

"Kidding, if you haven’t married, where would the child come from?"

"Brother Xu, you seem like someone with a story, care to share?"

Seeing the barrage of comments from these silly viewers, the bunch claiming him as father really lifted Xu Jie’s previously gloomy mood.

He spoke softly, "Seems everyone is curious about my situation, so I’ll just briefly share..."

"I, personally, have a fairly decent family background."

"With the help from my family and some insignificant effort on my part, my career achieved some minor success, and I earned a bit of money."

"As for my first wife, it was a sort of arranged marriage situation."

"Before we got married, we had spoken less than ten words to each other."

"After marriage, we didn’t resolve the conflicts between us, instead, the clashes only increased."

"She disliked me spending all my energy on my company all day and night, and I disliked her idly shopping or wandering around for fun every day."

"Ultimately, in less than three years, we amicably divorced."

"Looking back now, from the start, we shouldn’t have been together."

"Since our values differed and we didn’t share hobbies."

"In such situations where you can’t stand me and I can’t stand you, naturally it couldn’t last."

At this point, Xu Jie paused slightly.

He picked up the water cup from the table, took a sip, moistened his throat, and continued, "In my first marriage, she and I had no emotional connection."

"Even when we slept at night, it was akin to performing duties."

"Therefore, this emotionless marriage naturally bore no love fruit."

"After that marriage ended, I devoted all my energy into my work."

"About a year later, at the request of the elders in my family, I began my journey of blind dates..."