nucmednet Chapter 219: A Little Itchy
Chapter 219: A Little Itchy
"There's no need for me to stand here and talk to you guys. You guys are really going too far. It's not enough that you know about pornography now. I still have to see if you'll ever stop." Zhao Li was adjusting his pants. Since the guy was standing on the side of the road, Zhao Li tried his best to get into the store. Anyway, the owner of the store hadn't woken up yet.
"If I were you, I would just find a random place on the roadside to mention it. After all, there are surveillance cameras in the store. Do you want to leave evidence of a crime?" Xia Dongqing quickly reminded.
"What bullshit evidence of a crime! How can me straightening my underwear be considered evidence of a crime?" Zhao Li felt very uncomfortable and turned around to curse.
However, Xia Dongqing reminded Zhao Li to delete the surveillance footage in the store after he finished tidying up his pants.
This period must not leave a black history.
Xia Dongqing took a photo with his phone and said, "So you're wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pants. Zhao Li, you're such a grown man, and you're wearing SpongeBob SquarePants pants. What kind of taste do you have?"
Zhao Li had just straightened his pants, and when he heard what Xia Dongqing said, he felt like the sky had fallen. He turned around and glanced at Xia Dongqing, who was glaring at him: "Forget about you looking at it, and take it out for me. Forget about you taking it out, and you're going to tell others that I'm shameless?"
If it weren't for the fact that Xia Dongqing still had Chi You in his body, Zhao Li would probably have killed Xia Dongqing at this time. This annoying kid is really annoying.
"I didn't see clearly what the pattern was. I just thought it was a flower." Xia Dongqing quickly explained, realizing that Zhao Li was really angry. This anger had to be diverted away: "It's clearly written in the Heavenly Book."
Only then did Zhao Li turn around and look at Xiaoya's heavenly book.
Then I was stunned, because what was written in the book that day was very clear and obvious.
Maybe it was because Xiaoya spent money again, this time there was no text displayed on the heavenly book, but a pair of yellow SpongeBob SquarePants shorts appeared, and besides SpongeBob SquarePants, there was also Patrick Star on it.
It looks like SpongeBob and Patrick catching jellyfish together.
Zhao Li was stunned. "Nah, isn't this a heavenly book? Shouldn't it show text? Why is it showing images too? Xiaoya, how much did you spend on it?"
Xiaoya said a little embarrassedly: "4 Song Yuan said that he wanted to see how accurate the Heavenly Book was, so I just threw all the stones in."
"Aren't you so poor that you can't even afford to eat? How could you throw a handful of stones in there?" Zhao Li felt like the sky was falling. Xiao Ya didn't consider his feelings at all when she threw the stones.
Although Kunlun's currency is those small stones, no one knows how much Xiaoya has. After all, Xiaoya is considered a celestial maiden and has a title.
What if the Queen Mother of the West has nothing to do every day and pays these little celestial maidens?
"Anyway, this indirectly proves that the Kunlun Heavenly Book in my hand is absolutely authentic, and its accuracy is high enough. Just ask whatever questions you want." Xiaoya patted her chest and said, "Just convert it into RMB for me."
"Do you mean that we should spend money together?" Zhao Li felt that he might as well ask Song Yuan for help.
So Zhao Li couldn't help but look in Song Yuan's direction. Song Yuan was speechless: "You have the tools now, and you can get the answers to the questions by spending money, so why not spend money?"
At this point, Song Yuan offered Zhao Li some reassurance: "She's the Queen Mother of the Nine Heavens, a titled goddess. She earns a good salary every month, and the Queen Mother of the West isn't a stingy person. Do you think she's really as poor as she says?"
Makes sense.
Zhao Li turned and stared at Xiaoya.
Xiaoya felt that she was a little unbalanced to spend Kunlun's stones alone, so she proposed her own conditions: "Then give me an extra 10% of the merit."
Zhao Li almost kicked him. "How can you be so ashamed? I basically do all the work. I'm the one who prays for the dead. I'm lucky enough to split the profits with you 50-50. You still want an extra 10%. If you can't do this job, I'll find someone else. After all, there are more than just Song Yuan who can tell fortunes."
"That's true." Song Yuan nodded seriously.
Song Yuan was probably the only one who could tell fortunes. Xiao Ya had never seen anyone more powerful than Song Yuan. "Impossible."
Xiaoya immediately objected: "You must be the most calculating person in the world."
Song Yuan shook his head. "Actually, the one who's most skilled at fortune-telling isn't me at all, but any fortune-teller in this world. Of course, he has to be a fortune-teller with solid basic skills."
Think about it, the people who ask me to calculate those things are either gods or ghosts. It’s considered easy for them to live for tens of thousands of years.
Even if I am talking nonsense, it will come true one day. But it is different for humans. Their lifespan is only a hundred years.
If the things you calculated today are not realized within a month or a few years, your business will be overturned.
So I’m not the best calculator in the world.”
Song Yuan's words were well-reasoned and Xiao Ya was completely dumbfounded.
"No matter what, I want to ask what the situation is with this haunted house. Can the Book of Heaven answer me?" Zhao Li no longer wanted to continue talking nonsense with Xiao Ya, so he asked the Book of Heaven directly.
Xiao Ya originally wanted to shut Zhao Li's mouth, but after Zhao Li finished saying this, a vortex appeared on the heavenly book, and finally turned into a chaotic vortex that resembled the face of a xie.
"That's not how you ask a question. It should be a small question, one at a time, or broken down into smaller parts. Ask the most crucial part. You asked all of them in one breath. How much should I pay?" Xiao Ya was speechless when she saw the big vortex on the heavenly book.
"Aren't you rich? You can't spend Kunlun's money. Hurry up and stop talking nonsense." Zhao Li rolled his eyes in annoyance.
Xiaoya was speechless. After all, if she wanted to withdraw a question and ask it again, she would have to pay. This was a necessary mechanism of the Kunlun Book.
So Xiaoya finally invested the money she had, and soon some images appeared on the heavenly book.
It's like watching a movie.
This time is quite long. Song Yuan raised his eyebrows. In fact, the results he calculated were similar, but none of them were as concrete as his talent. After all, even the face of a person can be seen. It is indeed a Kunlun artifact.
Song Yuan had already turned out all of the Queen Mother of the West's account books. He was trying to find a loophole to snatch the Kunlun artifact from the Queen Mother of the West.
The Book of Heaven is really a great treasure.
My hands are a little itchy, what's going on?
Of course it would be even better if you don't have to pay.