nucmednet Chapter 340 What? Let me give you a son?
Chapter 340 What? Let me give you a son?
"Is that the thief who stole your Qiankun bag just now?"
In the Emperor's guest room number three, Yan Qingyue, who was sitting on a round stool, turned her body to face Zhao Mu.
"Ok!"
On the bed, Zhao Mu crossed his legs barefoot and said with a smile: "You dare to steal my things and touch my butt, you should wash my feet to make amends."
Yan Qingyue couldn't help but shake her head when she heard this.
This bastard in her family is really stingy. It's unlucky for that little thief to have offended this guy.
It's more than just washing feet, it's just a joke. The stinky feet even kicked people in the face. She even suspected that the little thief was vomiting somewhere at this moment.
"But having said that, this person's ability to conceal his aura is indeed quite impressive."
Yan Qingyue sighed. She was right next to Zhao Mu when he was robbed, but she didn't notice it at all.
“That’s what I’m attracted to.”
Zhao Mu smiled and said slowly, "Maybe it can cover up the characteristics of the Ten Thousand Demons Splitting Body on us, making those scum of the Thousand Demon Sect completely helpless."
"Is it really possible?"
"Just trying it."
"Ok!"
.....
At night, the moon was bright and the stars were sparse. Zhao Mu and Yan Qingyue slept on the same couch, but they did not hug each other tightly. Instead, they were clearly separated, one on the inside and the other on the outside.
This was not a deliberate move to coordinate with the evening's action, but it had always been like this.
Yan Qingyue was still shy. When she just fell asleep, she never dared to accept Zhao Mu's embrace. Only when they woke up the next day would they hug each other.
Woohoo~
The night wind howled outside the window, bringing with it the moisture from the stream, making the originally dry room feel a little more moist.
A figure entered the room silently without causing any noise.
"You stinky bastard, you actually let me eat your stinky feet!"
The thief was holding a brush in his hand, with the tip of the brush dipped in ink. It was the thousand-year-old ghost ink that was said to never fade. Once it got stuck, the possibility of cleaning it was almost zero.
She came to the side of the bed and looked at Zhao Mu lying flat on his back with the help of moonlight. A cruel smile appeared on the corner of her mouth. She slightly bent her soft waist and looked down at the face that disgusted her. The brush in her hand drew a stroke in the air, as if she was making a preparatory move.
"I'll give you a big pig head, hehe!"
She felt a sense of pleasure that her prank was about to succeed, and the brush in her hand fell immediately.
However, at this moment, Zhao Mu, who had his eyes closed and no movement, suddenly stretched out a hand and directly grabbed her wrist holding the brush. His eyes suddenly opened and he revealed a playful smile.
"Ah! How could you possibly wake up!"
"With your limited drug-administration skills, you dare to show off in front of me? How ridiculous! Today I will teach you a lesson."
Zhao Mu raised the corners of his mouth slightly, revealing an equally cruel smile. He turned over and pressed the thief under him. He pressed the other's hand holding the brush directly on the pillow. As for the other's other hand, he knelt on the edge of the bed and could not move it.
Although the little thief had reached the Tiangang realm, which was two realms higher than Zhao Mu, he was completely subdued at this moment because he was ambushed.
Zhao Mu didn't know where to put his other hand for a moment, so he simply pressed it on the thief's chest.
"Ok?"
Oh my god, why are his chest muscles not firm at all?
Mom!
Zhao Mu discovered a shocking truth. This girl was actually a female thief. No wonder he felt her hands were so soft when he was washing her feet and giving her a massage.
"Hmm~"
The female thief whose lifeline was being held suddenly blushed and cursed: "You stinky hooligan, why don't you let go?"
"Let go? Why should I let go? If I don't enjoy the woman who came to my door, it would be such a waste, hehe~"
Zhao Mu felt more and more that his sister-in-law's Jiejiejie was very useful, especially when used in this situation at this moment, the effect was simply too good to be true.
"you....."
Zhao Mu's restless hands made the female thief feel uncomfortable all over, but she couldn't resist at all.
"Oh, you brought a pen? This is... Ten Thousand Year Ghost Ink. You can even afford something like this, and you're actually a thief stealing things? You're so bored, oh, I almost forgot, you don't have any balls, haha."
"Tsk tsk, your little face is really pretty. Looks like I made a lot of money today."
"This ten thousand year old ghost ink can't be wasted. I'll strip you naked and draw two big fat pigs on your body as a souvenir..."
Pervert, absolutely perverted. The female thief was almost crying. She never thought that she would fall into Zhao Mu's hands.
After so many years of debut, she has never failed.
Why this time...
and many more....
She seemed to have thought of something.
"You...you noticed me a long time ago, when I was washing my feet this afternoon, you...you did it on purpose, wuwuwu~"
"Who told you to steal my Qiankun bag and touch my butt? If I don't get my revenge on you today, I'm not being reasonable. Even though you don't have much, I'll just give you a little revenge."
"Hmm~"
Noticing Zhao Mu's behavior, the female thief blushed immediately and cursed angrily, "You actually, ah ah ah, you pervert, I'm going to kill you."
"Kill me? Tsk tsk tsk, that won't do. To punish you, I've decided to make you give birth to two sons for me."
"What, you want me to give birth to a son for you? No, I don't want it, wuwuwu~"
Zhao Mu's increasingly excessive actions and words finally frightened the female thief to tears. Two crystal tears were now flowing down her pretty face, making her look extremely pitiful.
"Pervert, stinking pervert, let me go!"
"Hey, anyone can call me a pervert, but you can't. In broad daylight, you, a female thief, stole things, and you even touched my butt. Am I as perverted as you?"
"Who touched your butt? It was a mistake, and it was my only mistake!"
"What a mistake~"
Zhao Mu raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and dragged out a long sound, then slapped the female thief somewhere on her body, and said with a smile: "Then this was also a mistake on my part, haha!"
"Ahhhhh, I'm going to kill you."
The female thief struggled desperately, but all the meridians in her body were sealed by Zhao Mu using special techniques. She was a weak woman who was not even able to tie a chicken, so how could she break free?
"Can you please stop bullying me? I don't want to give birth to a son for you. I'll return your two Qiankun bags to you and compensate you with spirit stones worth a hundred times as much. If you really want someone to help you give birth to a son, I'll find you ten, no, a hundred, okay? Please let me go."
Zhao Mu's increasingly excessive behavior finally frightened the tough female thief.
If this bastard really wants her to give birth to a son, she will want to die.
"It's not impossible for me to let you go if you want."
Zhao Mu didn't expect that the female thief's psychological defenses would be so easy to break through.
"You said, as long as you let me go and don't let me give you a son, I will agree to anything you want. You like beautiful women, right? I can help you steal the most beautiful woman in Jingcheng and give her to you."
As if she was worried that Zhao Mu would not agree, she immediately described it vividly.
"The little princess of the City Lord's Mansion not only has a graceful figure, but even her face is the most beautiful in the entire Jingcheng. She is much prettier than me. I'm sure you will like her. Give me a few days to prepare, and I will definitely steal her for you.
She will definitely give you children, which is better than me."
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