Chapter 899 Black Widow: I’m starting to be interested in you. What’s your name?
Chapter 899 Black Widow: I’m starting to be interested in you. What’s your name?
Five minutes ago...
"By the way, Bruce, why are you suddenly interested in Lucy Lane's girlfriend?" Li Chengfeng seemed to have suddenly thought of something, "Don't tell me you are planning to steal Clark's sister-in-law's girlfriend!"
"If you can't speak, you don't have to!" Bruce's mouth twitched, and then he explained, "Although I'm not interested in politics, for the normal operation of the Wayne Group, I must have an extremely detailed understanding of all political forces... So when I heard that someone was targeting Lucy Lane's close relatives, I naturally became nervous!"
"Uh, why are you so nervous? Are you having an affair with Lucy Lane?"
"...Selena is a member of Lucy Lane's campaign for office and is also one of the sponsors!"
"Wow, you're quite ambitious..."
"Stop putting the blame on me! Do you know who makes up Lucy Lane's presidential campaign think tank? Besides Selina, there's Pepper Potts, Lois Lane, Captain Carter, and Harley Quinn..."
As soon as these names were announced, cold sweat instantly broke out on the foreheads of the other three men.
"...No, if these tigresses get together...wouldn't what we did in the internet cafe be discovered?"
"Tony! What are you afraid of? We may be in an internet cafe, but I'm doing serious work!"
"Come on, Clark. Even though you were kicked out because of the childcare issue...if Lois knew you'd rather finish your manuscript in the internet cafe than go back to see the kids..." Tony Stark sighed in despair. "And I'm probably screwed too...I've been busy at the internet cafe these past few days, surfing porn sites every day...and even used my secondary credit card to sign up for a membership."
"No, you have several super AIs in your hands, can't you let them help you find the movie?!"
"Jarvis was left to Pepper to help her manage Stark Industries. And Friday... Friday said she refused to touch such a dirty thing with her data core!"
"...What the hell? Is your artificial intelligence going to become a spirit?"
"More than that! She even believes in God! She quotes the Bible every day!"
"6."
After feeling the black hood sucking away all the cold sweat, Li Chengfeng concluded:
"So... the reason you transformed into the Idea King and brought us here was to prove to these tigresses that we weren't doing nothing?"
"What else? Do I look like someone with so much free time?"
Upon hearing this, Li Chengfeng hugged Bruce's shoulders and burst into tears.
"Bat, it turns out you still love us!"
But Tony on the side remained unmoved.
There's no getting away with paying for pornographic website memberships! With this incident as a buffer, the worst that can happen is a death sentence being reduced to a suspended death sentence!
"But...is it necessary for all four of us to come? And act so sneaky?" Clark twisted his neck. "Since it has come to this, why don't we just arrest these mercenaries and then hand Lucy's election opponent over to the FBI as well?"
"No, no, no, that's too easy. We still can't escape the sanction of the tigresses." Bruce had been completely infected by these people. With that cold and aloof CEO face, he said the word "tigress" without hesitation, "But... if we're here to rescue our colleagues, then the nature of the matter is completely different!"
"Colleagues? How can I, a jobless vagrant living off my wife, have colleagues?"
Tony Stark was stunned for a moment and asked.
Li Chengfeng replied without hesitation: "Of course I'm talking about my colleagues from the FBI! Don't forget that you are the FBI's field consultants!"
"That's right... According to the information, Lucy Lane's girlfriend is named Anna Pavlova. Although from the surface information, she is just a retired gymnast and current ballet dancer..." Bruce's eyes flashed with a gleam, "But I asked Friday to match her detailed behavior with the female agents of the FBI. Guess who it is exactly the same with? Hint, it's a Russian woman..."
"What the hell!? Black Widow!?" Li Chengfeng gasped. "You mean, Lucy Lane, the soon-to-be-elected President of America, has a Russian girlfriend who's also a former spy and current FBI member? Holy crap... now everyone in the world has connections to Russia, hahahaha!"
"...Friday? Damn it, you bastard bat!" Tony Stark suddenly realized, "When did you get the permission to use Friday!?"
"Oh, when you just came to show off to me on Friday, I added administrative permissions while you were drunk." Bruce said the shameless words without blushing because he was wearing a black hood.
"Wait!? If it's Black Widow, do we still need to save her?"
"Clark, you cute little nerd..." Li Chengfeng smiled and stroked his non-existent three-foot-long beard, "What's important is not whether we need to save him...but that we saved him!"
After saying that, Li Chengfeng directly took out a Kimoyu bead.
The smart terminal connected to the Wakanda network found Black Widow's private number almost instantly.
…and then dialed the number.
"What are you doing?"
"Of course, it's to remind our dear Black Widow to be careful not to get hurt by mistake."
"Friday, check for life status in the villa, aim upwards, and fire!"
As soon as Li Chengfeng finished speaking, Friday, Tony Stark's armored AI, immediately received the order.
Then the nano armor on Tony Stark's body was deployed instantly, and then he raised his hand, accumulated energy diagonally upwards, and prepared to fire.
"Fuck! Li Chengfeng! How can you control Friday?! Didn't I give you the chance to gain access?!"
"You really didn't... But isn't this just a matter of me modifying the underlying data of the universe? No need to trouble you."
"Fuck! Meeting you guys is a disaster in my life!"
……
"Get down? What do you mean?"
The sudden change in Black Widow's temperament and the words she said made the mercenary captain a little confused.
"What I mean is that you might be in big trouble." Black Widow showed a charming smile, then lay down without hesitation and protected her ears.
The mercenary captain's brain had not yet reacted to what was happening, but his body subconsciously imitated Black Widow's actions.
Just as he lay down, a high-energy particle cannon passed by where he had just stood.
He looked up in surprise, and his teammates were directly evaporated by the artillery fire just now.
"Wow, your intuition saved your life... I'm starting to get a little interested in you now."
Black Widow's voice came from above his head, and Black Widow, who had just been lying down to avoid the bombardment, stood up instantly.
"What's your name?"
"John... John Wick."
"very good."
The last thing John Wick saw before he fainted was a pair of smooth, white feet with a hint of shower gel scent, gradually enlarging in his field of vision...
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