Chapter 1044: Middle-aged people are no longer able to control their kidneys
Chapter 1044: Middle-aged people are no longer able to control their kidneys
In fact, Sanguinius's worries are not unfounded.
After all, Li Chengfeng is their father-in-law, a person with whom they have a very deep karmic relationship. In addition, he himself is a six-dimensional creature, which is not very reasonable...
It’s hard to say whether the DEBUFF on him will become a demon and harm others.
Sanguinius couldn't help but shudder when he recalled the scene in the lower narrative where he transformed into a beautiful girl, wearing a maid outfit and soliciting customers...
He is not a carefree guy like Guilliman, and he really hates this feeling.
The other more stable Primarchs had similar ideas to Sanguinius.
"Hey, hey, hey, how much do you distrust me?" Li Chengfeng's mouth twitched, and he was a little speechless. "Sanguinius, don't worry, this is not some kind of curse. I just had a slight deviation when reshaping my life. I will be back on track soon... Most importantly, this thing is not contagious."
"It's not contagious!" Sanguinius breathed a sigh of relief. "That's great."
"...You just heard the last sentence, right!" Li Chengfeng has now completely lost hope in the style of the Primarchs. After all, his great omnipotent universe is poisonous, and the style of all outsiders will deviate from the original appearance.
However, the Primarchs did not answer, because Emperor Skin had already walked forward and kicked them out one by one.
...leaving only Horus, who had just been kicked down by Meifeng and Angron.
It has to be said that even now that the Great Rebellion has occurred but failed, Horus is still Emperor Pizi's favorite son.
After all the primordial beings were equally kicked by their mothers' love, he was not kicked at all.
Of course, it is also possible that Horus was the only one who reacted the most calmly to Li Chengfeng's transformation into a female body.
Although he spoke arrogantly at the beginning, after confirming the situation on the scene, he was not as surprised as he was at the beginning.
"You are worthy of being my little Sagittarius. You are better than my other children in handling things calmly." Huangpizi said proudly, and stroked Horus's big bald head twice.
"Ah... um?" Horus nodded subconsciously, then asked a question, "Prime Minister Father... do we really have to change to calling her Prime Minister Mother?"
"Is it possible that I'll change back later... Instead of thinking about changing your tone, you should think about how to avoid being picked on by me and then hung on a fan in third gear for a whole day."
“That feels great.”
After receiving a definite answer, Horus felt even more relaxed.
To the other Primarchs, Li Chengfeng was a revered god, an existence on par with their mothers...
But for Horus, Li Chengfeng is not only his father-in-law, but also his only confederate in the alliance of mama's boys.
…Who made it so difficult in this damn superhero world to find a hero whose mother was still alive?
After the Primarchs were "invited" out by the Emperor, other visitors also flocked into Wayne Manor one after another.
Wayne Manor was plunged into unprecedented bustle.
Especially the members of the Justice Avengers arrived one after another, as if they had some great news to announce.
"Oh my god, Li, you really amaze me how you look now." Iron Man Tony Stark walked in, supporting the now-potent Pepper Potts, and his first sight locked onto Li Chengfeng. "To be honest, when I was younger, I did imagine what it would be like to be a woman... Judging by my temperament, I'd probably be a woman with long, wavy blonde hair in a bikini, right?"
"You're overthinking it, Tony. You're not that innocent." Li Chengfeng curled his lips. "I haven't even told you who I am yet, and you recognized me right away?"
"My IQ is normal." Tony pointed to his head. "He's the talk of the town, and the only stranger in the room. Something must have happened to Li Chengfeng's body... But you haven't permanently turned into a woman, have you? If so, if you try to get close to me again, Pepper might shoot you in the head from behind."
"Why would I shoot such a beautiful girl like Lee?" Pepper rolled her eyes at Tony. "Do you know what girls helping girls means?"
"Dear...as a female capitalist who manages your husband's pocket money and tens of billions of dollars in assets, do you really believe this lie exploited by gender antagonism?" Tony shrugged. "I think you chose this because Li is not afraid of guns at all."
"...You know I'm asking!"
Tony and his wife's words caused a burst of good-natured laughter from the heroes around them.
Their eyes also shifted from Li Chengfeng to Xiao Lajiao's round belly.
Although some people have experienced the grand occasion when Lois gave birth, that was, after all, the child born by the Son of Krypton and the demigod of Earth, chosen by the ancestor of the God Eater.
The combination of Tony and Pepper, two ordinary humans in body...has become a rare situation.
"Pepper, have you ever thought about whether the child you give birth to will inherit your and Tony's wisdom?" Mera, the Queen of the Sea, looked at Pepper's belly with some envy. "A new life with infinite possibilities...this is really something to yearn for."
"Yes, a new life with infinite possibilities." Invisible Woman Susan also nodded in agreement, full of longing.
The husbands standing beside them suddenly changed their expressions.
Aquaman Arthur Curry and Mr. Fantastic Reed Richards both swallowed their saliva.
Oh no! I'm probably going to be in trouble when I get home tonight!
The two of them looked at each other subconsciously, and then smiled bitterly of sympathy.
When you reach middle age... your kidneys are no longer under your control.
Li Chengfeng's attention was also focused on Xiao Lajiao's belly, but she looked a little further away.
However, as a man of integrity...er, woman, Li Chengfeng will not tell Tony and Pepper the gender of the child.
"Tsk."
At this moment, a dissatisfied clicking sound suddenly rang in Li Chengfeng's ears.
She subconsciously looked in the direction of the sound, and saw in the corner someone who looked exactly like her, but whose eyes were filled with darkness that extinguished all light...
People with this characteristic... or rather, existence...
"Uh, nothingness?"
"Li Chengfeng! Look at what you've done!" Xuwu, who had the same feminine body as her, crossed her arms, clearly suppressing her anger. "I've become like this!"
"Isn't this pretty?"
"I am nothingness! I am the darkness that existed before the multiverse was formed..."
"Then I am still a six-dimensional creature."
“…Do you know how long I’ve been ridiculed by that Evelin guy?”
"I don't know how long you've been teasing me, but I think even though you're tough on the outside, your body is quite honest." Li Chengfeng pointed at her clothes, which were completely different from his own. "You can't wait to put on your JK uniform..."
“…That Evelin guy forced me to wear this.”
"Do you think I believe you will be forced by her?"
"Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."
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