Chapter 1176 A Forced Holiday with Too Many Trivial Matters
Chapter 1176 A Forced Holiday with Too Many Trivial Matters
The next day, afternoon.
Inside the hotel's large conference room.
Nick Fury and Tao were both exhausted, their minds still reeling from the hangover.
If it weren't for all the subordinates who came for team building being seated in the conference room and staring intently at them, they would definitely want to go back to their hotel rooms and get some more sleep right now.
I'm too embarrassed to run away now.
But they also felt uncomfortable being watched for too long.
Because the crazy memories of last night had already flooded back into their brains with the wave of hangover.
The thought of myself swaying my hips and dancing provocatively on a bar stage, all while being watched by a group of subordinates...
They should resign! Or maybe they should just resign!
Let's find a secluded little mountain village and go hide away!
However, their subordinates clearly had no intention of letting them off the hook.
Pendelland and Maria Hill, the second-in-commands of the Republic General Directorate and the America General Directorate, respectively, sat on either side of them.
"Do you two now realize just how terribly wrong you were?"
As Peng Dailan sorted through the documents that had been temporarily allocated to her, she asked in a loud voice.
Upon hearing this, Nick Fury and Boss Tao knew they had to confront the embarrassing history of the previous night.
"Sister Peng, I think I can explain... It was Li Chengfeng and Nick Fury, that old man and the young man, who coerced me! They tricked me into going drinking! Then, after drinking, they tricked me into paying the bill! I haven't even had a chance to get my allowance from my wife yet!" After experiencing this night, Tao seemed to have a sudden epiphany, and immediately shifted all the blame onto others. "Heaven and earth bear witness! I originally thought they were good people... but they're the worst ones! Otherwise, why aren't they father-in-law and son-in-law!"
"Hey! How did you learn to lie through your teeth, you big-eyed bastard?! Were we coercing you?! You happily agreed from beginning to end!" Nick Fury slammed his hand on the table, pointing at Tao's face. "And later, when you went on stage to perform, although you verbally resisted, your body language betrayed you! You were wearing very little when you were wiggling your ass!"
The two leaders, who started shifting blame at each other, were still arm in arm last night, calling each other "brother" and "older brother," but now they've completely turned on each other.
"I told you Director Fury had a dog's face, didn't I? Look, he fell out with the director of the Republic General Bureau in no time," Coulson whispered to Melinda Meiqu. "Last time I went to him to approve the maintenance budget for the Wind One, his face changed the moment he saw the price, and he practically hurled ten 'fucks' at me in one sentence... It's just that the entire Wind One, except for the core drive unit, basically needs to be replaced! Is it really necessary to get so angry?"
“Phil, you’re just as outrageous as Director Fury right now… You’ve wrecked the Wind One twice in three months, requiring renovations and rebuilds… If I were Director Fury, I’d curse you too.” Melinda May curled her lip. “It seems the rumors circulating within America’s headquarters that you, Nick Fury, and Li Chengfeng are having an affair are becoming increasingly true… Haven’t you noticed that your thought processes are becoming more and more similar?”
"Hiss!" Coulson gasped upon hearing Melinda May's words. "It seems... that's really true!"
As Coulson spent more and more time with Li Chengfeng, his thinking did indeed become increasingly abstract.
He himself had a vague sense of this.
Could it be... that this is the pollution that six-dimensional beings cause to others around them?
Will everyone gradually become absurd?
Why don't Batman's birds show this sign?
Or is this a characteristic unique to Li Chengfeng, this special individual?
Colson believes this issue deserves further investigation.
"Have you two finished arguing?" Maria Hill glared at the two leaders who were shoving each other as if they were about to fight, but were actually moving towards the conference room door. "Have you both drunk too much and completely forgotten who you are?"
"Uh, Maria...isn't this supposed to be a team-building trip?"
"Yeah, yeah, Sister Peng, we promised a team-building activity, how can we make our brothers and sisters work overtime?"
The two bureau chiefs chuckled and made a final stand.
“The top leaders and elite combatants of the Republic General Bureau and the America General Bureau are gathered together. Is there a better opportunity than this?” Pendran turned her head. “Don’t forget, the integration of the FBI was driven by the two of you... Now you need to finalize this matter in front of the higher-ups.”
"Just the two of us? Even though we're in charge, we can't make decisions for the other three bureaus on our own, can we?"
"You don't need to worry about that."
Skye kept typing code on her laptop, and after she finally pressed enter, the holographic projection device next to her immediately projected three beams of light.
Upon closer inspection, the projectors were none other than Captain Britain from the British Directorate, Firehawk from the French Directorate, and the President from the Russian Directorate.
After these three appeared via holographic projection, Nick Fury and Boss Tao instantly dropped their shady behavior.
They may have been influenced by Li Chengfeng to become a bit silly, but that's all; their intelligence and emotional intelligence are still normal.
They know exactly when to be silly and when to be serious.
The meeting of the directors of the FBI from the five countries marked the official start of the FBI integration process.
However, beneath Nick Fury's serious expression, he was inwardly wailing.
What happened to the vacation I was promised?!
As expected, forced relationships are never happy, and forced holidays always bring a lot of trouble!
The members of the various squads at America's headquarters naturally shared the same thought.
They never take any so-called "vacation" and are always in a state of constant readiness.
Although there is leisure time, overall I am still as busy as a grandson.
The only exception...
They're probably a couple in a vegetative state.
The two of them sat in chairs, then placed little Rosemary on the table and began to stare at each other.
Ultimately, Ethan and Mia were allowed to leave the meeting room under the pretext that they should take care of the child.
"So how should we raise the child?" Ethan looked at his wife, somewhat bewildered.
“You have to listen carefully! Commander Hill sent us out to take care of the children, so it can’t just be Rosemary. I guess… we’re supposed to take care of the other kids too, right?” Mia pondered for a moment, then suddenly slapped her palm. “That’s right! That must be it!”
Little Rosemary clutched the baby bottle carved from the purest Asgardian crystal by her godmother Hela, looking at her own parents with conflicted emotions.
She suddenly realized... that at just over a year old, she seemed to have become the most intelligent member of the family of three.
In an instant, a sense of weariness inexplicably appeared on her small face...
nucmednet