nucmednet Chapter 166 Everyone Wants to Kill, I Only Pity His Talent
Chapter 166 Everyone Wants to Kill, I Only Pity His Talent
"Ding, the system has detected that the host is facing a choice and now offers the following three options."
"Choose one, write ten poems, and you'll earn the title 'A Thousand Cups Without Getting Drunk'!"
"Choose two, write fifty poems, and you'll earn the title of 'Harmony of Yin and Yang'!"
"Choose three, write one hundred poems, and you'll earn the titles of 'A Thousand Cups Without Getting Drunk' and 'Harmony of Yin and Yang'!"
("A Thousand Cups Without Getting Drunk": No matter how much alcohol the host drinks, he will become more energetic; "Harmony of Yin and Yang": The host and the opposite sex use specific postures during intercourse. The more standard the posture, the more benefits both parties will gain!)
Along with the system's voice, it rang in Cao Zhi's mind.
Cao Zhi was stunned at first.
Then decisively choose option three.
What a joke, only children make choices, adults naturally want everything.
Thinking of this, Cao Zhi immediately met everyone's gaze and said with a smile:
"Is this true?"
"Of course it's serious!"
Everyone said in unison.
"it is good!"
Facing everyone's gaze, Cao Zhi laughed and said:
"Which of you comes first?"
"I come!"
Cao Zhang pushed aside the crowd and said with a smug look on his face:
"Zijian, whether Third Brother can go down in history depends on you."
"Easy to say..."
Cao Zhi smiled slightly, then said loudly:
"The bright moon of Qin and the fortress of Han, yet those who have marched thousands of miles have yet to return.
"But if the flying general is in Longcheng, the Hu horse will not be allowed to cross the Yinshan Mountains."
"Third brother, how about naming this poem 'A Gift to General Cao After Drinking'?"
After finishing a poem, Cao Zhi laughed loudly.
"good, very good, excellent!"
Cao Zhang was overjoyed.
Although his own attainments in poetry are average.
But seeing the surprised expressions of Yang Xiu and Chen Lin at this time.
Cao Zhang immediately knew that this poem was extraordinary.
So they clapped their hands repeatedly.
"Since that's all right, why don't you just reveal it to the world, Third Brother?"
Cao Zhi laughed.
"Of course, but one cup isn't enough. Third brother, I'll drink a whole jar!"
Cao Zhang said proudly.
As he spoke, Cao Zhang picked up the wine and started drinking it in gulps.
"Who's coming next?"
Cao Zhi continued.
"I!
"I come!"
"No, I'll do it!"
……
With Cao Zhang's proof.
At this moment, the atmosphere in the venue was instantly aroused.
Remember that human power is limited.
Even Cao Zhi could not write poems continuously and have every poem be good.
So everyone started scrambling for it.
After a few breaths.
Ju Qi beat everyone else and grabbed the spot.
"The long clouds of Qinghai darken the snow-capped mountains, and the lonely city looks towards Yumen Pass in the distance.
"I've worn my golden armor through a hundred battles in the yellow sand, and I won't return until I've conquered Loulan."
Cao Zhi laughed.
"This poem is called 'Drunk Present to Ju Ziyi'!"
As soon as this poem came out.
Everyone was shocked again.
Originally, everyone thought that the poem Cao Zhi had just given to Cao Zhang was his last.
But unexpectedly, Cao Zhi's poem is even more extraordinary.
Especially the meaning contained in the last two lines "A hundred battles in the yellow sand have worn away my golden armor, and I will not return until I have conquered Loulan" has transcended the scope of military poetry.
These two sentences have a unique charm when placed in other places.
Thinking of this, everyone looked at Cao Zhi with even more passion.
As for Ju Qi, he was also very clear at this time.
He picked up the jar of wine and started drinking it in gulps.
"Hey, why is Sikong here?"
Just then, someone exclaimed.
Following this voice, everyone turned around to look.
But he found that there was no one behind him.
By the time everyone realized they had been fooled.
But he found that Jia Xu had already come in front of Cao Zhi.
"Damn, how shameless!"
Everyone looked at Jia Xu with contempt.
But Jia Xu seemed not to see it.
"Fourth Young Master, I have saved everyone in the mansion this time. Even if I don't deserve any credit, I have certainly done my share of hard work!"
Jia Xu smiled.
In the past, he would have disdained to show off his achievements.
But there is no way, because Cao Zhi's poems can be passed down through the ages.
Most of the time, Jia Xu was able to remain calm in the face of adversity.
But he is a scholar after all.
As a literati, I naturally have ideals.
"Easy to say!"
Cao Zhi smiled and said:
"I haven't seen Jia Sheng for a long time. It's really pitiful that he pretends to be crazy.
Everyone in the world wants to kill him, but I only pity his talented talent.
A thousand agile poems and a cup of drifting wine.
I will return to my study in Kuangshan when my hair turns grey.
This poem was written by Du Fu when he missed Li Bai.
The first couplet originally read "I haven't seen Li Sheng for a long time, it's really pitiful that he pretends to be crazy." Cao Zhi changed "Li Sheng" to "Jia Sheng" here.
After hearing this poem.
Jia Xu was stunned.
Especially after hearing the two sentences "Everyone in the world wants to kill him, but I only pity his talented person."
Jia Xu was moved both physically and mentally.
The look he gave Cao Zhi was full of emotion.
He originally thought that he had done many wrong things in order to survive in the chaotic world, and that he would be despised by the world.
But in Cao Zhi's poems.
Not only did he not blame himself.
On the contrary, Cao Zhi highly praised his own talents.
At the end of the poem, Cao Zhi expressed his concern for himself.
At this moment, Jia Xu suddenly had an impulse of "meeting a soulmate in the mountains and streams".
"Fourth Young Master, from now on, my life, Jia Xu, belongs to you, Fourth Young Master!"
Jia Xu said in a deep voice.
As he spoke, Jia Xu bowed deeply to Cao Zhi.
Tears welled up in the depths of his eyes.
Seeing Jia Xu being so serious, the others were stunned.
Although this poem by Cao Zhi can be passed down through the ages.
But it would not lead to Jia Xu's surrender.
Who is Jia Xu?
That is the "poisonous scholar" who has the whole world at his disposal!
Is it worth being moved by a poem?
Even if this poem is enough to be passed down through the ages!
So everyone read in a low voice.
After reading these two sentences "Everyone in the world wants to kill him, but I only pity his talent" and "I studied in Kuangshan, I will return when I am old".
Everyone instantly understood why Jia Xu reacted so violently just now.
As a result, everyone fought even more fiercely.
When Cao Zhi saw this, he laughed and said:
"Everyone, I write poetry and you drink wine. The more wine you drink, the more poetic talent I will have!"
Everyone heard this.
I immediately understood what Cao Zhi meant.
Although everyone could see that Cao Zhi was deliberately getting himself and others drunk.
But does it matter???
So everyone picked up their wine jars and showed their goodwill to Cao Zhi.
And Cao Zhi accepted everyone who came.
"The pen falls and the wind and rain are shaken; the poem is completed and the ghosts and gods weep..."
“There are no ancients before us, and no successors after us…”
"I look at my sword by lamplight while drunk, and dream of blowing the horn in the camp..."
"Traveling far away without a soulmate is not as good as going on business..."
"The smoke and dust of the Han people are in the northeast. The Han generals leave home to defeat the remaining bandits..."
"I want to ride the wind back, but I'm afraid the jade buildings are too high up in the cold..."
"I have fought for 30,000 miles, and my sword has once been as powerful as a million men..."
"I will go to Quantai to recruit my old subordinates, with 100,000 flags, to slay Yama Luo..."
"When I'm hungry, I'll eat the flesh of the barbarians; when I'm thirsty, I'll drink the blood of the Xiongnu..."
"Because of sacrifice, we have great ambitions, and we dare to change the sun and the moon into a new sky..."
"I laughed out loud at the sky and went out, for I am not a commoner..."
……
Every time Cao Zhi wrote a poem, everyone drank a jar of wine.
Later.
Regardless of whether this poem Cao Zhi wrote was for himself.
These people all drank from jars of wine.
An hour later.
It was completed with the 100th poem.
The voice of the system came from Cao Zhi's mind.
"Ding, the system has detected the host's choice and is now awarding the title of 'Thousand Cups Without Getting Drunk' and the title of 'Yin and Yang Harmony'!"
The system's voice sounded in Cao Zhi's mind.
Cao Zhi felt his body lighten, as if wrapped in a warm current.
The next moment, Cao Zhi, who was a little tipsy just now, suddenly became energetic.
At the same time in Cao Zhi's mind.
There are many more postures similar to Indian yoga.
However, this posture requires two people to complete it together.
"Is this what 'drinking a thousand cups without getting drunk' and 'harmony of yin and yang' means? Interesting!"
Cao Zhi thought to himself.
"ah--"
At this moment, a cry of surprise came from behind Cao Zhi.
Cao Zhi looked back.
Cui Yao's maid Xiaoping was looking at this place with horror on her face.
"Don't worry, they're just drunk, it's nothing serious!"
"Why are you here when you're not in the room with your young lady?"
Cao Zhi laughed.
"That's right, my dear son-in-law. My mistress asked me to ask which lady's room you are staying in tonight!"
Xiaoping repeated Cui Yao's words.
Then, Xiaoping continued to talk to herself:
"Of course I know, the son-in-law will definitely go to my young lady's place!"
Cao Zhi knew that Xiaoping was conveying a message to him.
Before doing it instead.
Although Cao Zhi had kidneys five times larger than those of an average person, he was still afraid of facing six women at the same time.
But it's different now.
I just tested the effectiveness of "drinking a thousand cups without getting drunk".
Next, Cao Zhi naturally wanted to test the power of "harmony between yin and yang".
"Lead the way!"
Cao Zhi said.
"Whose lady's room are you going to?"
Xiaoping whispered.
The look he gave Cao Zhi was full of hope.
"Of course everyone will go!"
Cao Zhi laughed.