nucmednet Chapter 148 Hello, Poop Vest
Chapter 148 Hello, Poop Vest
ten minutes later.....
Lin Yu rubbed the card with his cheek as if it were a precious treasure.
"My darling~, I love you to death! Until the next rule card comes out, you're my darling~"
According to his tests, the chair will have a one-second invincibility frame after blocking an attack, which will block subsequent attacks. If the attack continues, the chair will continue to block the attack until the first attack disappears.
It's like his own psychic power? A curse, as long as it's not canceled, the chair will continue to block his attacks.
"It seems the furniture store owner is about to make a fortune."
Lin Yu edited a text message for Lao Wang and sent it, instructing him to buy up large quantities of furniture, as much as he could get. Since there was a one percent chance of failure on the first try, he thought, "I'll throw it a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times. I don't believe you can get a one percent chance on every single one!"
I've had less contact with Lao Wang lately. His family seems more like a family of tools; they do whatever he says, and the reward they get is Dr. Kusno's technology.
Many members of the Old Wang family have become semi-modified cyborgs like Rentaro Satomi, wearing armor and even possessing one-punch versions of Teigu, successfully capturing a significant market share.
With a large amount of funding, the One-Punch Man version of the Supreme Throne is also under construction, and correspondingly, some insignificant mechanical armor will also be provided to the market. Police departments and the military, who are just passing through, will pay high prices to buy it.
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City Z.
Commercial street.
"A weirdo! A weirdo has appeared!"
"Run! The strange man is coming..."
The crowd on the commercial street suddenly became noisy and scattered in all directions!
"I became a weirdo because I couldn't take the 996 work schedule and all kinds of overtime anymore! All those heartless bosses should die!"
The monstrous bull-horse, dressed in a torn suit and sporting two horns on its head, roared loudly.
"Huh? 996?"
"Huh? Working overtime?"
"Huh? Kill the heartless boss?"
The fleeing crowd had exceptionally good hearing. Upon hearing what the strange man said, they were no longer afraid of him, but rather felt more curious and pitiful. They all stopped in their tracks and began taking pictures with their phones.
"Family members, does anyone understand? I ran into a weirdo at work today who works 996, it was so scary~."
"Good brother, I support you. Go and take down those heartless bosses. Let me record your last words and heroic deeds on my phone."
"Dude, how did you change? I also work 996 overtime, why don't I become a weirdo?"
"Go to hell! You make 250,000 yen a month, what kind of weirdo are you going to become? Or you can trade it for my 60,000 yen, and I'll make sure you become one."
"By the way, that weirdo buddy, I need someone to guard the gate here, want to come?"
"Don't try to steal it, weirdo, come work for me. You can take as many bricks as you want, and I'll even provide food and lodging."
The crowd seemed to have an innate affinity for the bull-horse monster, and the hero broadcast nearby kept announcing:
"A wolf-level monster has appeared in Block XX of Z City's commercial street. Residents are advised to leave as soon as possible. Nearby heroes will arrive shortly."
"Z City Commercial Street..."
Although the broadcasts repeatedly urged its residents to leave, few were willing to go, because each of them had the potential to become one of these weirdos, their good comrades.
"Looks like I'm the first one here this time. This time, I'm determined to change that shameful title of hero!"
A burly man wearing a tiger-striped vest said in a low voice.
Seeing that everyone was attracted to this strange man, he deliberately coughed a few times and shouted loudly:
"Ahem! Hello everyone! I am [Vest Tiger], ranked sixth in Class C. Don't be afraid, I will destroy this monster soon!"
The man in the vest, flexing his biceps, attracted everyone's attention.
"Hmm? A hero has arrived?"
"Who is it? Is it an S-class hero?"
"No... I think his name is Vest Tiger? He's a C-rank hero."
"Vest Tiger? Never heard of him, just another nobody."
After glancing at the man in the vest, the crowd wasn't impressed with him. He was just a C-rank hero; nothing compared to this weirdo.
Seeing that no one was paying attention to him, Vest Tiger shouted again:
"I'm still the underling of the S-class hero [Tanktop Master], and a capable henchman!"
After shouting this, Vest Tiger revealed a smug expression. This was his trump card; as long as he shouted it out, it would definitely attract a lot of attention.
"Hmm? The underling of the S-class hero [Tanktop Master]?"
"That's pretty good. Their vest army is full of musclemen and quite prestigious."
"........."
Listening to the discussion, Vest Tiger's lips curled into a smile. Although it was due to the reputation of the Venerable One and the Legion, this situation would not occur again in time.
"Wait a minute! Everyone, doesn't this tiger vest look a bit strange, like it's familiar?"
A teenager kept swiping the phone he was holding, as if he was looking for something.
Oh no! We've been discovered!
Vest Tiger suddenly realized something was terribly wrong. Although he had gained some fame for a while after that incident when he first debuted, it was unlikely that anyone would still recognize him at this point.
Just as he was about to explain, the boy shouted:
"Everyone, I found it! That viral video from three years ago that got over 100 million views!"
The boy raised his phone, and people immediately surrounded him.
The phone was showing a video of a pile of poop fighting a man wearing a tiger-striped vest. Even though the man was covered in a thick, yellow liquid, he was still fighting hard.
The video also includes the following text:
[A rookie faces off against a bizarre group—who pulled them together?!]
"This video has a really strong smell!"
"Of course! Look, the flies are buzzing around everywhere, and a few have even crawled into that man's mouth, covered in yellow stuff. Hey! He's still chewing!"
"Ugh... Stop talking... Ugh..."
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Immediately, many people started vomiting on the spot. Some things are afraid you won't believe them the more you think about them; the more you think about them, the more real they become, and the more they are etched into your mind.
"Hmm... I know who he is... Ugh..."
"He...he's [Poop Vest], who was exceptionally promoted to B-rank hero because of this incident, but for some reason became a C-rank hero again. Wait, I can't hold it in anymore, ugh..."
The vomiting uncle brought back memories from three years ago for everyone. At least half of the people present watched the video in its entirety and couldn't eat for quite some time.
Nearly half of the remaining people haven't seen it, but they still know a little bit about it, since it has quite an impact.
—Oh no! I've kept this hidden for so long and it's still been dug up?! You guys are devils! You can even find videos from three years ago?! You're from another time, aren't you?!
The tiger in the vest stood motionless like a black and white sculpture; his heart was broken...