Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 358 Marriage Grant

The next morning,

Before entering the court room, every court official would smile and praise Xu Jinyu: "Master Xu, well done. Your method of disciplining children is great. I also tricked my son last night."

"It comforted me to see his tongue stuck to the pillar and his saliva dripping down his cheeks."

"Master Xu, if you have any other ways to cheat people in the future, please share them with us so that we can share them."

"Master Xu, why didn't you tell me about this wonderful method earlier?"

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Xu Jinyu lowered his head and said nothing, but he was so angry that he was about to explode.

[What are you doing! What are you doing! Now almost all the children in Beijing know about my feat of teaching people to lick iron sticks. Every child can't help but scold me.]

[You guys want to cheat the kids, so just cheat the kids. Why do you have to point out that it was me who taught you and when I taught you? You bastards. If I was walking on the street and some kids threw mud at me, I would definitely make trouble for you.]

"Cough cough cough..."

"Cough cough cough..."

Minister of Revenue: "Our children probably don't have the guts to beat up a prince."

Minister of War: "Probably not."

Princess Wuyang on the other side was treated differently: "Master Zishu, you are also an official, how can you imitate the naughty boy and lick the iron stick."

"Master Zishu, it is really unbecoming for an official to act like this. It is unbecoming!"

Princess Wuyang looked at the people dancing in front of her with dead fish eyes. She felt indescribably depressed. If she had known earlier, she would have asked for leave today.

Suddenly, Princess Wuyang's eyes rolled, and she grabbed Xu Jinyu's hand with a bitter face: "Xu Jinyu, do you think I am too curious? Why did I think of trying to see if the iron rod can really stick to the tongue? So many people are laughing at me today."

Seeing that Princess Wuyang looked unhappy, Xu Jinyu comforted her, "Everyone has curiosity. You don't have to look so sad."

[What are you laughing at? How dare a group of people who are even more curious than Princess Wuyang to laugh at Princess Wuyang? ]

Emperor Xuan looked at the "joyful" scene below and nodded with satisfaction.

[Especially the emperor, what are you laughing at? You didn't lick it yourself, but you called a group of young eunuchs to experiment whether licking other things would get your tongue stuck.]

[In the Fengtian Palace, a group of eunuchs with their tongues stuck to their chests stood outside. If you didn't know better, you would think it was a scene from a horror movie.]

"Pfft!"

"Cough cough cough..." Emperor Xuan was almost choked to death by his own saliva.

This bastard Xu Jinyu must be anxious if he doesn't say a few words to himself every day.

[Hey~ Why is the emperor coughing? He is not young anymore, he needs to take good care of his health. ]

With just such a simple sentence, Emperor Xuan somehow felt a little relieved. It seemed that Xu Jinyu still knew his limits and finally cared about the health of himself, the Emperor of Daqian.

[After all, few emperors have lived long lives throughout history, and the emperor is not young anymore, so he could die at any time.]

Emperor Xuan's face turned pale in an instant. Was he mentally ill? He actually expected Xu Jinyu to care about him.

[The emperor was busy all day, and at night he would go back to bed with his beautiful wife. He really didn't care about his health.]

When these words were spoken, Emperor Xuan's head started smoking.

"Hmph!"

"Hmph!"

The ministers below could not help laughing because of the hard work of others.

[And how could the official Liu, the doctor of the Ministry of Personnel, have the nerve to laugh at Wu Yang? He was too embarrassed to experiment in front of his family, so he used the excuse of going to the toilet in the middle of the night and ran to lick the pillar on the porch. As a result, his tongue got stuck, and he had no way to remove it, so he almost froze to death outside.]

[Fortunately, his wife saw that he had not returned and was worried that he had fallen into the toilet, so she came to look for him with a lamp. In a hurry, he forcibly pulled his tongue off the pillar and pretended to say to his wife, "The snow scene looks particularly different tonight.]

"Brother Liu, isn't your tongue burned?"

Brother Liu’s face turned red and he covered his face with his sleeves. This... this... this is too embarrassing.

Everyone laughed and the tiredness from getting up early disappeared, and they started the morning court in high spirits.

"Your Majesty, Dai Viet has sent a letter asking our Da Qian to return Princess Lingyue." The Minister of Rites stepped forward and began to discuss state affairs.

Emperor Xuan raised his eyelids and said, "What are you going to return? Didn't Princess Lingyue come here to propose marriage? Then let's do it. Princess Lingyue and General Xie are in love, so I will grant them a marriage."

The Minister of Rites suddenly raised his head and said: Your Majesty, why are you so shameless? I am here to marry into the royal family, not a general. Do you want to piss off the Emperor of Dai Viet to death?

Emperor Xuan: I just want to irritate him. He is young and full of vigor. He will make stupid moves only when he is angry. Didn't you ask me to deal with Dai Viet and Dai Wu as soon as possible and then develop overseas?

The Minister of Rites nodded involuntarily: Your Majesty is truly a shrewd and resourceful person!

In the blink of an eye, the imperial decree granting the marriage was issued, and when Xu Jinyu looked up from the system, everything had been settled.

Xu Jinyu was dumbfounded.

[Why did the emperor want to grant marriage? What about the sadomasochistic love? What about the inability to be together? And what about General Xie's extermination of the entire Dai Viet royal family? Are these things going to be gone? ]

Xu Jinyu couldn't help scratching his head.

[These plots are gone, so my mission is complete, and the only thing left is the Xuan King of Da Wu. ]

[King Xuan has run back to Da Wu. How can I complete my mission? Oh, it’s a headache. What should I do? 】

[Should we encourage His Majesty to unify the world? But how should we encourage him? 】

Emperor Xuan: Don't worry, you don't have to complete the task. We will take care of the rest. You just need to stay in Daqian happily, read some gossip and cheat people every day.