Mind reading, the emperor saw my fist hard

Chapter 361 The children's revenge is coming

Xu Jinyu's carriage was surrounded, and Xu Jinyu and Princess Wuyang were busy trying to comfort the children.

An official saw the situation at the gate of Prince An's mansion from afar and ran towards the distance excitedly, announcing excitedly: "Lord Xu was beaten by a kid."

This news was great news for the court officials who were tortured by Xu Jinyu all day long, and everyone laughed very happily.

Even when Xu Jinyu and Princess Wuyang asked for leave the next day, Emperor Xuan generously approved it.

Everyone said that they understood that although Lord Xu was young, he also wanted to save face.

That night, Jiang Hai, the right vice minister of the Ministry of War, rushed into the Imperial Hospital with a marching step.

"Mr. Judge, help me~~~"

The voice was so miserable. He was a good man, but his voice was distorted due to being scared.

The director of the Imperial Hospital was frightened by the shout. Thinking something had happened, he threw away the medical book in his hand and rushed out.

Seeing Jiang Hai covering his lower body, the judge was shocked. It seemed that Lord Jiang was injured in his lower body. Injuries there were the most difficult to treat. If not treated properly, people would bear a grudge against him. The Imperial Hospital was most afraid of such patients.

You can't handle this alone.

The judge rolled his eyes and said, "Master Jiang, I am not good at this. Can you call a few more imperial doctors?"

Jiang Hai was frightened by his own injuries and nodded hurriedly: "More people are better, there is strength in numbers."

Soon, all the imperial doctors on duty at the Imperial Medical Bureau were called over.

Ten imperial doctors surrounded Jiang Hai, and the judge said to him, "Sir Jiang, please show us the affected area."

Jiang Hai immediately took off his pants, only to see that Jiang Hai's brother was covered in blood, and it didn't look normal at all.

Imperial Physicians:

"Hey?"

"this?"

"Why this color?"

"No, have you ever seen someone get sick like this?"

"No."

The imperial doctors all shook their heads.

Even the imperial physician had never seen this disease before, and Jiang Hai was so frightened that his legs went limp.

No! He is a man of great stature and integrity and he doesn't want to be sick like this. Besides, he is still young. He vowed to have twelve sons, but now he has only given birth to the sixth one, which means he has only completed half of his goal.

The imperial doctors didn't care about Jiang Hai's thoughts. When they encountered difficult and complicated cases, they were very interested and Jiang Hai's wrist was held.

After a long while, the imperial physician who was taking Jiang Hai's pulse let go of his wrist, and said with a puzzled look on his face: "Master Jiang is in good health. He has no illness except that he is a little irritable."

Jiang Hai pointed at his penis, which had completely changed color, and said, "Tell me this is not a disease."

The imperial physician coughed awkwardly and said, "Maybe my medical skills are not good enough. I didn't see anything. Let someone else take a look."

The imperial physician stepped back and the second one stepped forward.

"Master Jiang is fine except for a little kidney deficiency. By the way, Master Jiang, please be gentle with your sexual intercourse. If you need it, I can prescribe a prescription for you to improve your sexual performance."

Jiang Hai looked at the old imperial physician with a dark face.

The old imperial physician was unhappy: "Kidney deficiency is kidney deficiency, and you don't allow people to say it, you men~~~"

Everyone: It’s like you’re not a man.

The old imperial physician raised his eyebrows and said, "I am over sixty years old. I am not a man, but an old man."

The old imperial physician stepped down, and the next one followed. One by one, the imperial physicians took Jiang Hai's pulse, and finally everyone gathered together and shook their heads.

Jiang Hai became even more panicked when he saw the imperial physicians like this. The imperial physicians were the best doctors in the whole Daqian. They all shook their heads, so what about him...

Jiang Hai said with a pale face: "I am finished!!"

The chief judge of the Imperial Hospital scratched his head in distress: "Not really! Not really! It's just that we didn't find out that you were sick. You are very healthy!"

Jiang Hai: "That's even worse. Even the imperial physician can't diagnose the disease, so who can cure it?"

Seeing that Jiang Hai, a strong man, was about to cry, the judge of the Imperial Hospital comforted him, "Don't worry, Lord Jiang. The hospital envoy is not here today. I will check you again when the hospital envoy is here. The hospital envoy's medical skills are so good that he will definitely be able to check the cause for you."

Jiang Hai: This is the only way.

But he couldn't give up, and would go to the major medical clinics in the capital later.

Jiang Hai walked out weakly, and suddenly an imperial physician came.

"Sir, look at my hands."

"what happened to your hand?"

"It looks like there's dye on my hands."

"Dye? Red! Sir Jiang's condition!"

The next moment, the judge of the Imperial Hospital pointed at Jiang Hai's back and started to curse: "Master Jiang, you have nothing to do, so you are making fun of our Imperial Hospital. Do you think we are actors?"

Jiang Hai hadn't even walked out of the Imperial Hospital when he was pointed at and scolded. How could he tolerate this?

"When did I ever tease you? My body is in this condition, how could I have the mood to tease you, you bastards! You sons of bitches, you sons of bitches."

"You're not just entertaining us, you're dyeing your dick and asking us to treat you. What are you doing?"

Jiang Hai: "If you keep scolding me, believe it or not, I will... Wait! You said my penis was dyed with dye?"

The judge of the Imperial Hospital said: "You don't know it was dyed."

"If I knew, would I be so scared?"

Jiang Hai and the imperial physicians from the Imperial Hospital looked at each other.

Then the imperial physician of the Imperial Hospital guessed, "Could it be that your pants have faded?"

Jiang Hai: "Why would a grown man like me wear red pants? Besides, if the pants fade, it doesn't make sense for only my penis to be dyed red."

"That means someone is playing a trick on you." The imperial physician directly stated his guess.

Jiang Hai fell silent for a moment.

He had a bad guess in his mind. After a long while, Jiang Hai gritted his teeth and said, "I was wondering why those kids were so filial yesterday. It turns out they were trying to trick their father."

Jiang Hai's voice was not small, and all the imperial doctors were delighted when they heard it.

Jiang Hai came back to his senses and apologized to the people in the Imperial Hospital: "I'm sorry, I..."

The judge of the Imperial Hospital said: "Master Jiang, you don't need to apologize. Just take care of your family affairs first!"

After Jiang Hai left the Imperial Hospital, a burst of laughter broke out in the hospital.

"Hahaha····"

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It's another night.

The Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice dealt with his careless distant nephew and comforted his daughter before he felt at ease to come to his beloved concubine, who had been busy and neglected during this period.

As soon as I entered the concubine's door, I heard the concubine's charming voice.

"Master~~How long has it been since you came to my place? Have you forgotten me?"

"How could I forget you? The master is busy, and I will come to see you as soon as I have free time."

As the Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice spoke, he stepped onto the bed of his concubine and sat down. This concubine was knowledgeable and sensible, and she was his favorite one.

Sure enough, the next moment a soft body leaned over and Qianqian Rouyi massaged his shoulders.

The Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice closed his eyes in enjoyment.

"You are sensible. You know that the master is tired after running around all day."

The concubine did not say anything, and the Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice thought that the concubine was still unhappy, so he took the hand on her shoulder and kissed her gently.

"Don't be angry. Don't you want a gold hairpin? The master will give it to you tomorrow."

The Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice stroked his concubine's hand and promised with a smile.

As I was touching her, I suddenly felt something was wrong. Why were my concubine's hands so rough after hundreds of years? Not only were they rough, but the blue veins on her hands were clearly visible.

The Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice was startled and turned around.

Who is the concubine behind me?

He was an old man with white hair and chicken skin. It would have been fine if he was just an old man, but he also gave himself a bloody mouth. When he saw himself looking back, he pouted at him with a smile.

The Left Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice: “Ah!!!!”

In the following days, the homes of officials in the capital were in chaos.

Today, this adult's beloved pet changed from a lion cat into a cold, non-venomous snake. The adult was so scared that from that day on, he would jump on the spot whenever he saw any long object.

Tomorrow, another adult will be scared out of his wits by his son/daughter with disheveled hair when he goes to bed at night.

The day after tomorrow there was another new thing. A certain adult was talking to his wife, and suddenly a ghost face appeared behind her.

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Under Xue Chengli's plan, all the tricks that Xu Jinyu taught the children were successfully implemented.

Let those officials who ruthlessly harm their own children experience what it means to have grievances that cannot be expressed in words.

The kids retaliated, but many of them got beaten up.

What was different from before was that this time he was beaten happily.