Chapter 345 Politeness
Chapter 345 Politeness
Seeing that Li Xiang was treating her like a fool, Long Xiaoyun pouted and rolled his eyes at him.
"If you have nothing to do, go discuss tactics. Don't stand in front of me. I find it annoying!"
Li Xiang could hear the disdain in his words, but even though he could hear it, he had no intention of leaving.
"Comrade Jianguo, when you made your request to us this morning, you didn't use this tone...
How come after achieving your goal, you turn your back on me?"
When the childhood name appeared in his ears again, Long Xiaoyun immediately became angry, raised his fist and said to Li Xiang with gritted teeth:
"If you mention those two words again, I'll beat you up!!"
Seeing this, Li Xiang not only did not hold back, but also asked in a pretentious manner: "What are those two words? Founding of a country?"
"Say that again!" Long Xiaoyun raised his fist and glared at him fiercely.
Seeing that Long Xiaoyun was on the verge of a rage, Li Xiang nodded expressionlessly and said solemnly:
"Okay Jianguo, I understand Jianguo!"
After he finished speaking, Long Xiaoyun could no longer bear it and punched him hard in the face with his clenched fist.
He was so ruthless that he didn't even consider whether Li Xiang would be disfigured.
Faced with the sudden attack, Li Xiang quickly fell backwards, and at the same time took a step back to stabilize his center of gravity, avoiding Long Xiaoyun's face-breaking punch.
Then, without thinking, he turned around and ran towards his teammates, teasing her as he ran.
"Hey, I can't hit you! Goodbye Jianguo!"
"Li Xiang you bitch!!"
Long Xiaoyun was immediately furious when he saw his despicable look, and lowered his head to search quickly.
Then he took a step forward, quickly bent down, picked up a quail egg-sized stone from the ground, aimed at Li Xiang's position, and threw it out with force.
Li Xiang, who had just run to his teammates, suddenly received a series of danger warnings in his mind. He stopped without thinking and immediately squatted on the ground.
He had just squatted down when there was a whoosh sound as if something flew over his head.
Then there was a 'bang! ' sound, as if something was hit.
“Hiss… Shit!”
Before he could think about it, the crow in front of him suddenly reached out to cover the back of his helmet and let out a cry of surprise.
Crow, who was talking to his teammates, turned around in confusion. After taking a look at the "weapon" on the ground, he immediately locked onto Li Xiang, who was squatting on the ground, with a dark face.
He asked condescendingly: "Why did you hit me?"
Li Xiang looked at him in bewilderment and said innocently, "It wasn't me who hit you..."
Because of his daily behavior, Crow looked at his innocent look and felt that he was pretending no matter how he looked at it, and did not believe what he said at all.
"You're the only one behind me. If it wasn't you who beat him, who else could it be?"
Hearing his affirmative tone, Li Xiang was speechless.
After thinking for a moment, he pointed to the stone on the ground and asked, "What is this?"
The crow said, "I'm not blind, that's a stone!"
Li Xiang nodded and pointed his finger at himself, looking at the crow and explaining seriously: "I'm so close to you, if I want to hit you, why don't I just do it directly, but throw stones instead?
Think carefully about it and see if what I said makes sense. "
However, after hearing his explanation, Crow, who thought he was most familiar with Li Xiang, blurted out without thinking:
"That's because you want to use this to get rid of your suspicion."
Hearing this, Li Xiang could no longer hold back, and stood up and grabbed his collar in frustration.
"Damn it! I told you it wasn't me, why don't you believe it?"
Crow calmly shook off his hand and replied, "Then who do you say did it?"
"It's her!!" Li Xiang pointed at Long Xiaoyun not far behind him.
Crow looked behind him in the direction he was heading, then retracted his gaze and sneered at Li Xiang.
"Heh... you're really good at pushing everything onto lesbians..."
Without waiting for Li Xiang to refute, he pointed at the 'murder weapon' on the ground and asked, "Come on, explain to me, how could she be so far away from me and still be able to accurately blow my head off with this thing?"
Li Xiang said innocently: "How would I know? Why don't you just ask her?"
Crow folded his hands in front of his chest and said unmoved: "If you can't explain it clearly, don't blame me for playing dirty tricks on you later in the confrontation..."
After hearing his unreasonable words, Li Xiang, who felt aggrieved, could no longer bear it.
He reached out and quickly took out a flash grenade from his waist and placed it between the two of them. He looked at Crow with a ferocious face, raised his other hand and grabbed the pull ring without saying a word.
"Fuck! Don't wait any longer, let's die together now!!"
The crow's face changed when he saw what he was doing. He didn't care about anything else and turned around and fell to the ground as if by reflex.
Seeing this, Li Xiang pounced on him without thinking.
After pinning Crow down, he pulled off the pull ring and pinched the safety, then pulled Crow's helmet with one hand, making him look forward, and passed the flash grenade with only the last safety on in front of him, shouting:
"Come on! Open your dog eyes and look at me clearly. Is it your uncle who hit you?!"
Seeing this, Crow begged for mercy: "Fuck! Brother! Big brother! Stop it, if you get too close you'll get a concussion and go blind...!"
"Don't be afraid. You have no brains and are blind anyway! You can't get any worse!"
"Don't, brother! Can't I just be wrong?"
"It's no use calling daddy!"
Without even thinking, Crow blurted out: "Dad!!"
In an instant, Li Xiang suddenly fell silent, and his rationality recovered a lot...
At this moment, Crow also realized what he had done. He silently gathered his arms and buried his head, trying to escape reality.
Li Xiang glanced at his red ears and patted his back comfortingly.
After thinking for a while, he pulled out one of his arms, put the flash bomb in his hand into his hand, and said, "Take it, this is my gift to you..."
Crow lowered his head, clenched the flash bomb in his hand, and said in a muffled voice: "Get lost...!"
Li Xiang ignored his yelling and instead kindly consoled him: "I know you're a little embarrassed now, but don't worry..."
After a pause, Li Xiang continued, "The more embarrassing things are yet to come..."
“Get away…!”
"Hahahahaha!!"
As the crow's curses had just died down, bursts of laughter suddenly came from all around him.
Hearing the sound so close to his ear, the crow shook involuntarily and buried his head deeper.
Li Xiang, who had successfully recognized his relatives, was obviously in a very good mood. He smiled and patted the crow's butt, then stood up from his back.
"Okay, let's get up and discuss tactics. The female soldiers are probably waiting anxiously."
Although there was still important work to do, the crow still lay on the ground motionless.
Seeing this, Wu Liuyi stretched out his foot and gently lifted him up, jokingly saying: "Don't be so rude, get up quickly and say hello to the uncles!"
“Get lost…!!”
"Hahahaha!"
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