nucmednet Chapter 492 Get ready now!
Chapter 492 Get ready now!
The Yinzhu Zhuoma people are pretty nice!
I also remember to remind myself that Qinjia is the core of this poem, so I might as well call it the Song of Qinjia.
It was morning and all the soldiers were busy making breakfast.
Chen Changan came out of the tent refreshed and shouted, scaring everyone.
Chen Changan was very proud. He looked at the captives and raised his eyebrows and said, "Hey, can I sing a Xixia song for you?"
The Xixia people seemed a little confused because they could not understand the Chu language.
Old Ma was stunned: "Master, you had such a good opportunity yesterday, but you spent the whole night learning songs with Tiedan? You...are wasting God's gift!"
"You know nothing." Chen Changan shook his head and said, "What I did yesterday was a big deal!"
"Let the Xixia people remember the heroic spirit of our Great Chu, let them feel the terror from the bottom of their hearts, how can I be wasting the gifts of nature?"
"Wait, applaud and cheer for me!"
Chen Changan was so proud of himself that Lao Ma stopped talking immediately.
Okay, okay, it’s the young master’s own business anyway, so he gave in.
Chen Changan cleared his throat and said, "Tiedan has gone to rest. There is no music. You guys beat the rhythm for me!"
"One, two, three, four. Two, two, three, four. Here they come!"
"Oh my god! Oh my god!"
"Eme has Qinjia disease, Qinjia!"
"I'm just like that filthy coward, filthy coward!"
"Qingjia! Qinjia! Qinjia!"
"Kakaka!"
Chen Changan seemed to be possessed by the god of music!
Standing firmly on their feet and waving their hands uncontrollably, although the Chu people did not understand the Xixia language, they were deeply touched by the highly infectious melody.
In an instant, the applause was like a surging tide, one wave after another, lasting for a long time throughout the entire venue.
This applause is not only a recognition of Chen Changan's wonderful performance, but also a wonderful spark created by the collision of different regional cultures at this moment.
"Master Chen, you sing so well!"
"You're just too white. If you get some sun exposure, you'll be a real Xixia person!"
“I like you!”
The Chu people applauded enthusiastically, but the Xixia people were surprised.
immediately!
The Xixia people seemed to have their funny points pressed and burst into deafening laughter!
They were leaning forward and backward, some of them supported their knees with their hands, unable to straighten their backs due to laughter, with tears streaming down their cheeks; some of them simply squatted on the ground, clapped their hands on the ground, and laughed so hard that their whole bodies shook.
The Chu people all felt strange and turned to look at the Xixia people.
"Omenia! (So funny!)"
"Kuai! (Great!)"
"Hahaha, Qinjia, Qinjia, Qinjia!"
its not right!
Lao Ma looked at the Xixia people suspiciously. Why did he see sneers in their eyes?
"Master, what does Qinjia mean?"
"Great Chu is mighty!"
"The Great Chu is mighty?" Old Ma shook his head and said, "But that's not right, why are the Xixia people laughing so happily?"
"If they don't laugh, will they cry?" Chen Changan shook his head and said, "I studied for one night and I have achieved such accomplishments. Do you admire me?"
Old Ma nodded immediately: "Master, I really admire you. In this way, I am afraid that we won't need Li Yuanhao as an interpreter in Xixia in the future, right?"
Chen Changan was very proud and looked at Li Yuanhao, who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to.
"Li Yuanhao, what's that expression on your face?" Chen Changan asked in confusion.
"No, Master Chen, nothing...hahaha!"
Li Yuanhao finally couldn't help laughing out loud on the spot.
He laughed, and Chen Changan also laughed, raised his eyebrows and said: "Laugh, let all of you Xixia people know clearly that Da Chu is the strongest!"
"By the way, Li Yuanhao, translate for us Chu people and let them know how brave we are!"
Li Yuanhao was startled and waved his hands in panic: "No need for this, no need for this. The Xixia people should have known the bravery of the Chu people."
"They know it's their business, but the Chu people don't know yet. Translate!" Chen Changan waved his hand.
"Pfft!"
Li Yuanhao immediately knelt on the ground in front of Chen Changan and said, "Master Chen, you can let me translate. I beg you not to be angry no matter what I say, and don't... kill me."
Chen Changan's face darkened, and Lao Ma was also stunned on the spot.
Damn, murder?
Isn’t this song what Yinzhu Zhuoma meant?
"Just tell me, I'm not angry."
Chen Changan clenched his fists. Li Yuanhao hesitated for a long time and finally spoke.
“Actually, this song is about…”
"I'm sick! I'm sick!"
"I have, I have, syphilis, syphilis, syphilis!"
"I'm not a good person, I'm a bad person!"
"Hua Liu! Hua Liu! Hua Liu!"
"Hiss!!"
When the three words "syphilis" hit the ears of the Chu people, all of them were shocked in an instant!
That expression was like being struck by lightning!
Shock spread through the crowd like a tide.
Their eyes widened as if they wanted to see this unbelievable thing more clearly.
Someone opened his mouth slightly, but his throat seemed to be strangled and he couldn't make a sound.
Everyone's eyes were directed towards Tiedan'er's tent, and then quickly turned to Chen Changan.
This woman is so cruel that she actually slandered Chen Changan for having syphilis?
What's even more ridiculous is that Chen Changan, who is extremely smart, didn't notice anything unusual at all and continued to study hard all night.
In the morning, he held his head high and chest out, his face filled with pride, and displayed what he had learned as if it were an honor, with his behavior full of ostentation.
When the people of Chu saw this, they felt mixed emotions.
Even though I was angry, I couldn't help but smile!
boom! !
I don't know who started the noise first, but this time it spread like a virus, rapidly spreading through the military camp.
Some of them had their mouth corners twitching, as if they were trying hard to hold back their laughter, but couldn't help it!
The people of Chu laughed so hard that they bent over. Some held their hands to their stomachs, laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe; some bent over, supported their knees with their hands, and tears welled up in their eyes because of the laughter.
This scene is like an absurd farce!
Old Ma also wanted to laugh. It was him who flattered the young master just now!
Sonorous!
Lao Ma pulled out his dagger and said in a suppressed tone, "Young Master, wait for me. I will kill Tiedan and avenge you!"
Old Ma turned around and was about to leave, but Chen Changan stopped her.
"What revenge? Damn it, I made a mistake. I should have been more careful about that chick. This way, my reputation wouldn't be ruined!"
The people of Chu laughed, and Chen Changan also smiled bitterly: "It's over. Good news doesn't go out, but bad news travels a thousand miles. Will the news that I have syphilis spread back to Chu? How can I explain to my wife?"
"Hold!!!!"
Chen Changan cursed loudly, and everyone laughed!
There is no way. So many Xixia people heard it. They will definitely be willing to slander Chen Changan. This matter is a foregone conclusion!
"Master, don't be afraid. When your wife asks about it, I will explain it to them."
Old Ma patted his chest, and everyone stepped forward together: "We can all testify for Master Chen!"
Chen Changan sighed and smiled, but at this moment, the scout came to report!
"Master Chen, Xixia scouts spotted two hundred meters away from me!"
Xixia people, scouts!
The presence of scouts means that one or several teams are on the way.
Chen Changan took a deep breath and said, "Pass the order down. Eat breakfast immediately and get the troops ready to go. They need to be assembled in half an hour!"
"Send the food to Liu Baizhong's tent, scout, and join me in holding a combat meeting!"
"Get ready now!"