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Chapter 389 I’m a man, how can I get pregnant?



Chapter 389 I’m a man, how can I get pregnant?

Lin Jingyu endured the nausea all the way and chased the person who hit him.

Seeing the man standing in front of the stall with a menacing look, Lin Jingyu subconsciously shrank his neck and turned to Su Chen, pulling the corner of his pants stained with dog shit.

"Aah~"

Little Ayun waved his little hands and shouted twice.

Lin Jingyu was about to raise his hand to greet the little guy, but then he remembered his pants, the soles of his shoes, and his hands...

Uh...it's not clean anymore!

He quickly turned around, picked up the stack of straw paper and started wiping it.

"Ugh, Brother Biao, Brother Biao, bring me some water!"

"No, no, I better go home and take a shower and change my clothes."

A Biao looked at the toilet paper all over the floor and resigned himself to his fate by picking up the broom and sweeping it.

When Su Chen saw the person coming, his eyes fell on his abdomen and he quickly narrowed his eyes.

"Hold on!"

He stood up and put little Ayun into the crib, then sat down again.

"You...are you trying to cure the disease?"

When asking this question, Su Chen looked at the man carefully.

With short hair, a square face, and a strong build, at first glance, he looks like an ordinary young man.

The man hesitated, looked around, and lowered his voice.

"Are you a miracle doctor?"

"Can we talk somewhere else? There are so many people coming and going here..."

Su Chen glanced at him, nodded, and pointed to the hardware store: "Let's talk inside."

"Hey, eh, okay."

Seeing the two of them enter the hardware store, Kong Aichun and Lao Liao across the street immediately started chatting.

"Treatment? Isn't this another case of someone seeking virility enhancement?"

Old Liao agreed: "Well, ever since that tall guy was cured, several people have come here to treat this problem."

Chai Daqian frowned: "Everyone knows that I'm here to treat this, so there's no need to hide it, right? I think it might be that kind of..."

"You're unlucky?" Kong Aichun said disdainfully, "No, you're so young, why would you resort to such extravagance?"

Lao Liao was stunned: "The kind with small bumps?"

Chai Daqian winked and said, "I saw some flyers about this disease the other day. Let me tell you, with the number of foot massage parlors in Cuicheng now, there must be quite a few people suffering from this disease."

"I just don't know if Xiao Su can cure it completely. If it can, it will make a lot of money."

Old Liao was envious again: "People who know medicine can really make a lot of money!"

Hardware store backyard.

Su Chen asked the young man to sit down.

The young man subconsciously looked around, and A Biao tactfully pulled his mother out.

"Go ahead."

After the young man made sure that everyone had left, he carefully took out a piece of paper from his trouser pocket.

"Godly doctor, please help me check, is there something wrong with the hospital's equipment?"

"How could I, a man, be pregnant?"

"Can you help me take a look at this report? Is there anything wrong with it?"

Su Chen glanced at it twice and didn't answer.

"You are indeed pregnant!"

The young man was stunned for a second, then waved his hands angrily: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"This, how is this possible?"

"Tell me, I'm a man, how can I get pregnant?"

"Pregnancy doesn't mean a boy and a girl have to have that thing..."

Su Chen nodded calmly: "Yeah, haven't you been doing that with guys a lot recently?"

The young man's body suddenly stiffened.

"You..." He hesitated and asked suspiciously, "Did you calculate it?"

"You can see it!"

Su Chen pointed at his eyes.

I took a closer look at the young man before, and that scene... was really eye-catching.

"You were born with both male and female reproductive organs, but the female version develops more slowly. Your parents were quite careless when you were young, so they mistook you for the wrong one. When you grew up..." Su Chen glanced at him, "You didn't even take a shower seriously, did you?"

“So I didn’t find anything unusual.”

The young man was stunned: "No, doctor, if you say so, I am really pregnant?"

"cocoa……"

Su Chen raised his eyebrows: "Your wife is pregnant too, right?"

youth:"!!!"

"You can even calculate this?!"

"I told you I could tell." Su Chen asked calmly, "Your situation is one in a million. Now it depends on whether you want to be a man or a woman. You can just have surgery to remove the other set of reproductive organs."

The young man was obviously still in shock.

After a long time, his hand subconsciously touched his belly.

"Divine Doctor, you said that if I gave birth to a child, you can guarantee that the child will be the bloodline of our Chen family, right?"

"Is your wife out fooling around?" Su Chen raised his eyebrows.

The young man hesitated and shook his head slowly: "I haven't found it."

"Then your wife's child isn't from your Chen family?"

"It's my house, but..."

Su Chen reminded: "Giving birth is like stepping into the gates of hell, a line between life and death, it is extremely painful."

The young man straightened up immediately: "Divine Doctor, then I'd better... have an abortion."

"By the way, do you have any medicine that can prevent me from getting pregnant?"

Su Chen narrowed his eyes: "What you mean..."

"Wouldn't it be nice if you could just make sure I never get pregnant?"

"This way my wife can help me have kids, and I can go out and fool around... ahem, hang out with my boyfriends. My wife will never find out I'm cheating, and I have that... maybe they'll even like hanging out with me more..."

Su Chen looked deeply at the young man who was getting more and more excited as he spoke: "So, you don't want to treat it?"

"No need, didn't you say I'm one in a million? God gave me this body to enjoy, so why should I need surgery?"

"Oh, doctor, please give me an abortion first. I've heard you're amazing at acupuncture. Can one needle and it be gone?"

"And that contraceptive pill, can you prescribe one for me?"

Su Chen: "..."

He took a deep breath.

"I can prescribe you birth control pills, but abortion... I'm sorry, I don't do that here."

The young man frowned: "Aren't you a miracle doctor? Isn't a miscarriage very simple for you? Isn't it just a matter of raising your hand?"

"Sorry, that's a life."

The young man was a little annoyed.

Perhaps he felt that he could not anger Su Chen, so after hesitating for a moment, he quickly adjusted his mood.

"Well, then, doctor, please prescribe some medicine for me. As for the abortion... I'll find someone to do it myself."

Su Chen stood up: "Wait a moment."

He wanted to go out to get paper and pen, but before he took two steps, he was stopped by the young man.

"Divine Doctor, please don't tell anyone about this!"

Su Chen nodded: "Don't worry."

After taking the prescription, the young man left with some worry.

Seeing this, A Biao hurried forward.

"Brother, did he mess around and cause some problems?"

Su Chen: "He said he wanted to keep it a secret."

Lao Liao was curious: "Does he have any small bumps or anything?"

Su Chen: "Keep it secret!"

Kong Aichun's eyes rolled: "Xiao Su, does the chair he sat on need to be disinfected?"

Su Chen: "No need."

Kong Aichun: “???”

She was stunned for a moment and exchanged glances with Lao Liao, Chai Daqian and the others.

"That's not right," she lowered her voice. "I heard that kind of disease needs to be disinfected, otherwise it's easy to get infected."

Lao Liao: "Or maybe Xiao Su is really good and disinfected it directly?"

A few people looked at each other, sighed and dispersed.

It seems that it is impossible to verify it from Su Chen's side.

Kong Aichun rolled his eyes and said, "I'll follow him and take a look, and ask around."

Lin Jingyu, who had just changed his clothes, caught up with A Biao and chatted with him for a few words. Seeing Kong Aichun chasing after the young man, he hesitated for a moment and followed him.


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