Quick Transmigration: Still Life Fairy

Chapter 110 The Daily Life of Raising an Internet Celebrity Cat

Have you ever read any online novels?

After holding it in for two minutes, Junran finally managed to come up with the question.

"I've read a little bit, but does it have anything to do with your experience?" Yu Liu asked curiously, having already prepared herself to hear a story.

"Probably. Have you ever read male-oriented novels?"

Yu Liu was puzzled, but still answered instinctively, "I've seen it."

"Then I can get to the point." Junran nodded, finally willing to tell the thing that had been troubling him.

In a way, Junran's first half of life was similar to the plot of a male-oriented novel.

He grew up in modern times. After graduating from university, he couldn't find a job because his resume was too simple. Just when he was about to give up and was about to work as a construction worker, he was suddenly hit by a ring. What followed was the usual Long Aotian trope: the ring contained a cultivation inheritance, which recorded detailed cultivation techniques that could lead to ascension, and also contained a wealth of resources.

Then Junran became successful. He started to rely on his martial arts skills to recruit followers, conquer territories, and make money, allowing his parents to live a peaceful old age. He also lived a successful life outside, surrounded by countless beautiful women. However, this kind of life could not satisfy him. What he longed for was the immortal realm he had heard about in the inheritance, where he could ascend to the immortal realm and live the life of an immortal.

After slapping down countless pretentious people and gaining a harem of three thousand, Jun Ran finally achieved ascension. Then, he decisively abandoned his harem and headed towards the immortal realm he longed for.

Upon arriving in the Immortal Realm, he discovered that the carefree life he had envisioned didn't exist there. The immortals, of all kinds, were diligently cultivating every day, constantly discussing and exchanging teachings—even more dedicated than Junran was during his senior year of high school preparing for the college entrance exam!

Junran: This is not what I imagined QAQ, what went wrong?

Curious, Junran inquired further and heard a shocking statement: "Young man, you're overthinking it. You can't live the life of a true immortal in the celestial realm; you have to go to the divine realm to live that life."

What the hell is the realm of gods?

Later, Junran finally understood that the Heavenly Court he had heard since childhood was not in the Immortal Realm at all, but in the God Realm. The God Realm was of a higher level, ruling over the Immortal Realm and the Three Thousand Lesser Worlds. Moreover, the God Realm was divided into East and West, which were constantly at war. However, there was no need to worry about the war affecting the God Realm, because the battles were not fought in the God Realm. So, it was still possible to go to the God Realm and live the life of an immortal.

So—in order to live his own idyllic life, Junran began the tedious cultivation again. He probably had the protagonist's halo from birth, and even though his cultivation time was short, he had already surpassed everyone else.

When his cultivation reached a certain critical point, the divine realm summoned him, bestowed upon him a divine position, and acknowledged him as a new resident of the divine realm.

Junran, who was so engrossed in practicing that he was almost questioning his existence, exclaimed: "Finally... finally... I finally (choking up)... Wait a minute, where's my divine position?! My divine position!! Don't go, divine position!!"

Overwhelmed with excitement, Junran opened his arms, about to give his acceptance speech, when he realized—the divine throne descending from the sky had brushed past his hands and fallen! Fallen!!!

Without a divine position, one cannot be considered a resident of the divine realm. Terrified, Junran forgot about giving his acceptance speech and hurriedly chased after the falling divine position to one of the modern worlds, where he watched helplessly as his divine position crushed and killed a young man!

That would be fine. As a god, I could simply arrange for him to be reborn into a good family in his next life and take care of his affairs after death as compensation. That would settle things evenly. But this young man was no ordinary person.

It's not that he's some kind of immortal reincarnation or a descendant of some god; he's just an ordinary mortal. What's extraordinary about him is that he has female admirers, from the divine realm.

God knows why a mortal would have a female admirer from the divine realm!

Then a group of female fans came to their door. The other party was a group of rabbit spirits. They didn't have much divine power, but they had powerful backers.

After a barrage of accusations, Junran was banished to the mortal realm and transformed into the young man who was crushed to death, continuing to run that young man's business to satisfy the fantasies of the rabbit spirits in heaven.

It was only then that Junran realized that the young man she had smashed to death was actually a singer in the entertainment industry, who occasionally worked as an actor and had countless fans.

They have countless fans, not just on the ground, but also in the air!

The miserable Junran's power was restricted, and he could only pretend to be an ordinary person every day. However, because his current identity was very popular, he had countless things to do every day, and every time he attended a public appearance, he was surrounded and blocked by fans, making his life extremely miserable!

"...Why did I choose to ascend to the Immortal Realm in the first place? I was living such a good life before I ascended. Even after ascending to the Immortal Realm, it didn't matter. Why did I have to be so foolish as to want to go back to the God Realm?"

Junran spoke with tears streaming down her face.

Although he kept it brief and simple, his sorrowful tone revealed the extent of his suffering in just a few words.

"Also, I originally thought the Heavenly Court would be like the government in my previous world, where gods lived leisurely lives and received high salaries. That's true, but why are all the positions filled with demons?!"

His accusatory question startled Yu Liu: "Isn't this normal?"

"Normal? Normal my ass! Take those rabbit spirits who bullied me before, for example. They only have so little divine power, and it was all cultivated by the divine realm. They didn't cultivate any power on their own, yet they could act arrogantly because of their status. Why should they? Also, don't you think the Heavenly Court's policies towards demons are too lenient?"

Junran was filled with indignation as he spoke. The Heavenly Court was indeed the domain of humans and demons, but most of the important positions were held by demons, with humans making up only a small portion. Many policies were more lenient towards demons, and of course, the same applied to humans. However, Junran could clearly sense that the policies still favored demons. If you're going to do something, do something equal. Why create such polarization?

"This question... you're asking us two fairies? Are you sure we can give you a satisfactory answer?" Yu Liu raised an eyebrow. Although she hadn't spent much time in the God Realm, she was at least born there. Jun Ran's words completely exposed that he was a complete novice in the God Realm.

"Yes, I really shouldn't have asked you!" Junran realized that she had been confused by anger.

"But... can I ask you a question?" Yu Liu carefully moved the little kitten, which was fast asleep on her lap, to the sofa so it could sleep more comfortably. "Were you banished to the mortal realm before you even understood anything after arriving in the divine realm?"

"..."

Junran's throat was dry for a few moments before she finally asked in a hoarse voice, "How did you know?"

"Because you simply don't understand the realm of gods!"

Yu Liu stood up, her gaze sweeping around the entire villa before settling on the small balcony on the first floor.

"Come on, let's not disturb Little Meow's sleep here. I'll give you a proper lesson over there."