Chapter 351 Abstract Novel
Chapter 351 Abstract Novel
Dongfang He knew about this, but he didn't tell him because he was afraid of affecting Chang Ningchen. What if they didn't start the event after the college entrance examination, they would have wasted time and messed up the college entrance examination, which would not be worth it.
After listening to Dongfang He's explanation, Chang Ningchen felt a little better, but now the question is, what will happen to them?
After some thought, the system brick replied, "This world is called ○ Young Master Fa. I think it must be related to rich people."
Chang Ningchen asked in confusion, "What's the meaning of this? Where can I find this Master Fa?"
Dongfang He touched his chin and felt something was wrong.
At this moment, System Brick suddenly said, "I suddenly feel a spatial distortion in the southeast of the house!"
Chang Ningchen quickly opened the door and went out, and they were suddenly standing in an unfamiliar environment. Chang Ningchen looked around and found that this was not Ma Chen's home.
Dongfang He touched his earring and said, "I can read the plot here."
Chang Ningchen asked excitedly: "Can you take it out and let me see it?!"
Dongfang He waved his hand and took out a piece of paper, which looked like a novel plot.
Chang Ningchen was stunned by this plot. There was such a bizarre novel! Chang Ningchen was devastated. I thought the whole story revolved around a young master named Fa, but I didn't expect the author couldn't even spell the word "magic"! And the title had two of the four characters wrong. He was really about to scream for help!
【《○ Master Fa》
This is a magical world. The heroine is called Lin Tianxin, a very pretty girl. Her hair is as beautiful as her skin and colorful. Her eyes are like chocolate beans, her nose is like jelly, her mouth is like a cherry, and when she smiles, her teeth are like a rainbow in the sky!
The protagonist is called Zhang Gou. He looks very handsome, with eyes like grapes, a nose like the king of kings, and a mouth like a hot dog! He looks delicious!
Chang Ningchen complained: "The names of the hero and heroine are a bit too down-to-earth. I'm guessing the author must be not very high-level, and his age is just over double digits.
Also, could it be that the author got hungry while writing this?! Also, no matter how much the author loves rainbows, the heroine shouldn't have rainbow-colored teeth! I'm almost laughing my ass off!
Dongfang He frowned and said, "TA spelled the word 'peaceful' wrong. It was spelled 'piao' instead."
[One day a big guy came and stole Fat Granny's lollipop and beat up Zhang Yisan's dog. How despicable!]
Chang Ningchen wiped away tears and complained: "I really want to read this ○ as 蛋, it would be twice as funny, hahaha... And what the hell is that fat grandma?!"
Dongfang He complained: "Is it possible that he wanted to write about Fat Nana? Maybe this person is a classmate of the author."
The king of this world finds Lin Tianxin and Zhang Gou and takes them off to defeat the king.
Dongfang He said: "The word 'cuo' is written wrong. It should be written next to the handle."
Chang Ningchen said: "I know this! It's the mop! Am I smart?!"
Abusive writing system: ... (I'm speechless, it's the "entrust" part) What a hopeless illiterate person.
Zhang Goumei took responsibility and, along with Lin Tianxin, kicked away the monsters on the road.
Chang Ningchen asked in confusion: "Why does he have responsibility on his eyebrows?"
Dongfang He replied: "He must have written it wrong. He meant to write the shoulder."
Zhang Gou is incredibly powerful, his eyes can shoot lightning! Lin Tianxin can use her head to crush small monsters with one sitting motion!
Chang Ningchen covered his face and said ashamedly: "I'm sorry, I got it wrong."
Dongfang He comforted Chang Ningchen and said, "It should be a fist. He can't write the word fist. Even if it is, they are just children. Children can't restrain their words. Children can't restrain their words."
So, Lin Tianxin and Zhang Gou went to fight the King. When they arrived at the King's castle, they discovered that the King didn't have to do his homework! He was actually lying in bed eating chicken! There was even a big TV in the castle that was constantly showing Super Pig Man.
Chang Ningchen said speechlessly, "Actually, these are what the author wanted to do, right?
[This big devil is so happy!]
Zhang Gou decided to defeat the Great King with his wisdom, so he asked the Great Demon King: "3 + 2 =?"
The big devil couldn't figure it out.
Zhang Gou sneered and said, "3+2=6! Because you're the devil and you don't have fingers, you can't do math at all!"
Chang Ningchen collapsed and complained: "The author didn't even think about it properly, right?! And the setting that the demon king can't do math problems because he has no fingers, is he trying to piss off the math teacher?!"
When Lin Tianxin saw how clever Zhang Gou was, she instantly fell in love with him. She exclaimed, "You can even figure this out! Zhang Gou, you're amazing! I love you!"
Chang Ningchen complained: "There's really nothing to praise."
The King was furious and flew up to hit Zhang Gou. Zhang Gou wasn't worried at all because he had told the homeroom teacher about the King's misdeeds. Soon, the teacher called him to the office.
Chang Ningchen rolled his eyes and said, "In their eyes, the head teacher is much scarier than the big devil. He is definitely in the judgement field of the teacher's office!"
[Lin Tianxin and Zhang Gou defeated the King together, and finally they lived happily together in Chengbaoli.]
Chang Ningchen covered his face with his hands and cried. He was laughing so hard that the tears came out. "Actually, the ultimate goal is to live a life like the big devil, right?!"
Dongfang He took a breath helplessly and said, “Is this novel probably written by Xiaodong?
Chang Ningchen took a few breaths. It seemed that novels written by elementary school students were more explosive. He almost laughed his face off after reading the first paragraph.
At this moment, the hero and heroine of the novel, Lin Tianxin and Zhang Gou, appeared in front of them.
"Fuck!"
Chang Ningchen was completely shocked when he saw Zhang Gou, whose face looked like a buffet plate, and Lin Tianxin, whose hair was covered in colorful air curls! Especially since they were not only floating in the air but also shining, which perfectly captured the literal meaning of "Piaoliang".
Lin Tianxin smiled sweetly when she saw Chang Ningchen and the others.
Chang Ningchen looked at the girl's red lips slightly opened to reveal her rainbow-like teeth. He was completely stunned. The visual effect was more shocking than the description in words!
"Pfft hahahaha..."
I can't stand it anymore. Ma Xiaodong must want to use this novel to make him laugh to death, so as to avenge the bullying he suffered since childhood! Chang Ningchen was so weak that he almost fell into Dongfang He's arms.
Dongfang He patted Chang Ningchen on the back, hoping that he wouldn't laugh to death.
"Hahaha, that's so funny! Hahaha, why don't you laugh?" Chang Ningchen wondered why Dongfang He didn't laugh. Wasn't his sense of humor a little too high?
Dongfang He calmly explained: "I have undergone special training and will not laugh no matter how funny something is, unless I can't help it."
Chang Ningchen laughed for a long time. Dongfang He couldn't help but laugh when he saw Chang Ningchen laughing, and then he was punched by Chang Ningchen.
"MD! Do you think I look the funniest?!"
"..."
Dongfang He covered his face with his hands, looking aggrieved.
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