The strongest nine thousand years old

Chapter 135: Subdue the Imperial Concubine, Smoke Afterwards

"Mammy told me that there are only three possibilities for this situation."

"First, that man is not good enough. In order to continue the family line or for other purposes, he can only let other men seduce his wife."

"Second, that man has psychological problems and is a pervert."

"The third possibility, which is also very absurd, is one that I agree with - the man is a woman."

Xiao Yourong is the opposite example of a woman with big breasts and no brains.

Chen Dong sighed and slapped Xiao Yourong on the round buttocks, "Being too smart is not a good thing."

Xiao Yourong said dissatisfiedly: "We are both women, why can she always occupy you? She has the whole country, isn't she satisfied?"

"Your Majesty, someone from the imperial kitchen has arrived." said the palace maid waiting outside the door.

Xiao Yourong stood up from Chen Dong and said coldly, "Come in."

The imperial chef brought the food and bowed before leaving.

Chen Dong served Xiao Yourong a bowl of porridge and comforted her, "Things are not what you think."

He told Xiao Yourong everything that happened between him and Yan Yunzheng.

Since Xiao Yourong had already guessed it, Chen Dong simply laid it out, making Xiao Yourong realize that Dayan was still in a precarious situation, and that he had to be cautious in what he said and did in the future. If Yan Yunzheng's identity was exposed, it would not be a matter of one or two people dying.

"So that's why you want to march north?" Xiao Yourong's face changed, and a hint of worry flashed in his eyes.

"If we defeat the barbarians in the north, your majesty's reputation will be at its peak. By then, it won't matter even if her identity as the empress is exposed." Chen Dong took a sip of hot porridge and felt his hollowed-out body slowly recover.

Xiao Yourong snorted in frustration, "Why do you think of her in everything? What about me?"

Chen Dong looked at Xiao Yourong in surprise, "What's wrong with you?"

"The Queen suppresses me, and she suppresses me again. There are so many slutty bitches waiting to climb onto the dragon bed. What's wrong with me?" As Xiao Yourong spoke, her eyes turned red and tears welled up in them.

Chen Dong quickly put down his bowl and hugged Xiao Yourong in his arms, "Why are you crying? There are still many days to come, why bother arguing about the length of time?"

Xiao Yourong said aggrievedly: "In order to win your favor, I even...I even did that kind of thing, but you kept thinking about someone else in your heart. I don't accept it!"

Thinking of Xiao Yourong's efforts last night, Chen Dong's eyes flashed with tenderness, "In my heart, no one can compare to you."

"You should come with me on this Northern Expedition."

Xiao Yourong turned from anger to joy and asked in surprise, "Really?"

"My eldest brother is the Marquis of Zhenbei. It is reasonable for you to go and visit him." Chen Dong said.

Xiao Yourong hooked her arm around Chen Dong's neck and kept rubbing his body, "My lord, you are so kind to me. To repay you, I can only repay you with my body."

Xiao Yourong is already very attractive with her voluptuous figure, and now she is deliberately acting coquettishly and selling her body. Even a god would be unable to resist her.

Chen Dong swallowed his saliva, and a white scene in front of his eyes kept shaking, making him dizzy.

"Sir, what are you waiting for?" Xiao Yourong smiled coquettishly, her fingers sliding down Chen Dong's chest.

"hiss"

Chen Dong took a deep breath and was completely conquered by Xiao Yourong's charming manner, "My lord, you are playing with fire!"

Chen Dong gritted his teeth and stared at Xiao Yourong, with flames burning in his eyes.

Xiao Yourong was not afraid at all. Instead, she stretched out her nimble tongue and licked her beautiful red lips. "I'm on fire too!"

Chen Dong couldn't hold back any longer, so he immediately picked up Xiao Yourong and strode towards the bed.

"As the price for provoking me, I will make sure you can't get out of bed!" Chen Dong breathed heavily, staring straight at Xiao Yourong.

Xiao Yourong deliberately pulled open his collar, letting Chen Dong's gaze sink into the abyss.

"I've been waiting for you for a long time, come quickly!" Xiao Yourong said coquettishly, "I can't look for other women until I get you clean!"

A touch of emotion flashed across Chen Dong's eyes.

What did Xiao Yourong do wrong?

She wasn't wrong.

She just fell in love with someone she shouldn't have, a homeless prodigal son.

…………

dusk.

Chen Dong left Xiao Yourong's bedroom with a grin on his face.

It’s too much, really too much.

The passionate woman was about to burn him to death.

Thinking back to the time when he hadn't come to see Xiao Yourong, Chen Dong couldn't help feeling guilty.

"Oh, it's all my fault. I didn't develop her body's potential earlier." Chen Dong sighed to the sky.

The two basketballs trapped him and he almost surrendered.

Not to mention the massage that followed, which was so soul-stirring that it made my body fly away.

Chen Dong subconsciously shook his fingers, wanting to have a cigarette, but he got nothing.

"Damn it, there's not even a cigarette!" Chen Dong felt depressed.

It would have been fine if he had no power before, but now he is the commander of the Embroidered Uniform Guard and a viscount personally conferred by His Majesty. It would be too shameful if he couldn't even get a cigarette.

Chen Dong called two Jinyiwei and headed straight for the West Market.

Xishi is where merchants from other places do business.

The two local Jinyiwei were familiar with the place and quickly found a shop owned by a Hu merchant.

"Bring out the best tobacco you have!" the Imperial Guards shouted, slapping the counter.

The bearded shopkeeper did not dare to neglect the offer and immediately took out the tobacco leaves. His round face was filled with a flattering smile. "Sir, this is the best tobacco leaves we have here. One ounce of tobacco leaves is worth one ounce of gold."

Jinyiwei picked up a piece of tobacco leaf, put it in his mouth and chewed it twice, then said to Chen Dong: "Commander, it tastes very good, you try it."

Chen Dong was stunned. They chewed the tobacco leaves directly?

He asked the shopkeeper to get a piece of paper, cut the tobacco leaves into pieces and rolled them in the paper.

The fire is burning.

Chen Dong took a deep breath.

Although not as good as Huazi, it is more authentic and more exciting.

"Great." Chen Dong sighed with satisfaction.

The two Jinyiwei looked at each other and followed Chen Dong's example and rolled a cigarette.

As the tobacco leaves burned, their eyes suddenly lit up.

Seeing Chen Dong and the other two puffing away, the shopkeeper couldn't help himself and smoked one as well.

The pungent and spicy gas goes down along the trachea and is exhaled from the nasal cavity. The feeling is simply indescribable.

Regardless of nationality, men like this.

"Which country are you from?" Chen Dong asked with narrowed eyes.

The shopkeeper Hu Shang said quickly: "I am from Wusun, and my name is Wusun Jie."

"You've heard that Dayan is about to launch a northern expedition, right?" Chen Dong asked.

Shopkeeper Hu Shang nodded repeatedly.

"Before winter, ship this tobacco leaves to Yanjing. We'll take as many as you can get," said Chen Dong.

Shopkeeper Hu Shang's eyes suddenly lit up. After ten years in Yanjing City, this overwhelming wealth finally fell on his head.

"Don't worry, sir. I will definitely get it done. However, the deposit..." Shopkeeper Hu Shang rubbed his fingers and said with a smile.

Chen Dong grabbed a badge from the waist of a Jinyiwei and slapped it on the counter. "It's done. I'll grant you the title of Jinyiwei centurion!"

The shopkeeper Hu Shang was immediately overjoyed.

Who in Dayan doesn’t know that the Jinyiwei is extremely powerful?

Climbing up the high branches of the Jinyiwei, he even jumped to become a centurion. It was like ascending to heaven in one step!

"Who is it, sir?" Shopkeeper Hu Shang asked cautiously without being overwhelmed by excitement.

A Jinyiwei cursed: "You are so blind that you don't even recognize Commander Chen and Viscount Yucheng!"

"puff"

The shopkeeper Hu Shang knelt down instantly, his face full of fanaticism.

"Long live Commander Chen!" Shopkeeper Hu Shang shouted.

Chen Dong waved his hand calmly, "Keep a low profile, keep a low profile."

The shopkeeper Hu gave all the tobacco leaves in the store to Chen Dong, and promised to bring back more tobacco leaves.

Chen Dong couldn't help but feel a little proud. Not only the people of Dayan, but even the foreign merchants already knew his reputation.

Given time, how could he not take the position of the Ninth Thousand Years Emperor of Great Yan?