nucmednet Chapter 1276 There's Always Someone Trying to Seduce Me 24
Chapter 1276 There's Always Someone Trying to Seduce Me 24
Ok……
Its voice had a reverberant quality, just like the voice of the Buddha in the TV series.
"Crack, click, click."
It moved.
The stone fragments that had been solidified on his body for many years slowly fell away, revealing his true form—
A stone-carved Buddha statue in the preaching mudra posture.
"This is called chanting incense."
Shu Jiao's lips curved slightly.
That's right, this is the same kind of incense used as the salary for the seven-tailed fox demon. It's made with the power of human faith and merit and is not sold to outsiders, but only circulated internally.
It is highly favored by various strange and evil spirits.
Especially the earliest yellow weasel farmers, who frantically saved money every month just to exchange for this incense.
"Gudong~"
The evil Buddha knew he had no digestive system, but for some reason, he felt tears welling up in his mouth.
"You're good."
The evil Buddha stared at Shu Jiao without blinking, "I allow you to make offerings and bless you with a lifetime of peace and three generations of wealth and prosperity."
Shu Jiao: ...
"Why don't you come work for me?"
Shu Jiao slowly pulled out a few tokens. "See these? These are all people who follow me. Smell their aura; there aren't many weaker than you."
Evil Buddha: ...
The evil Buddha fell silent.
Could it be that it woke up too late and couldn't keep up with the development pace of its kind?
Why would such powerful beings of their own kind all choose to follow a weakling like a human?
The views of this heretical Buddha are crumbling.
"Don't worry, there are great benefits to following me."
Shu Jiao started making empty promises.
of course.
It's not fair to say she was just making empty promises, because the incense, candles, and paper money she provided were all real.
How can this be called drawing a pie in the sky?
Only later does it become known as "drawing a pie in the sky" (or "drawing a picture of a cake").
"I think you're a good Buddha too,"
Shu Jiao raised her hand and patted the evil Buddha's arm. "Although I am a bit weak now, when I turn the false into the real and rebuild the underworld, I will appoint you as the new Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva."
"After all, I don't have any Bodhisattvas under my command yet, so you're the first one here...blah blah blah..."
The evil Buddha didn't listen to anything that followed.
Two words are currently swirling in its mind—
"Reciting incense" and "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva".
The evil Buddha's eyes began to glow with golden light.
It gets it!
Why are so many powerful like-minded people willing to follow Shu Jiao?
They're all planning for the future!
It was definitely not because they were tempted by incense and paper money.
It said, how could these cruel and ruthless monsters surrender to humans so easily?
"Nianxiang, I need sixty sticks a month."
The evil Buddha opened his mouth and said.
"That won't work, at most thirty-five. The production of these is limited. Of course, if you can defeat the other monsters and snatch ten or eight, then I have no objection."
As she spoke, a hint of mockery flashed in Shu Jiao's eyes, "Your strength is still quite impressive."
Go ahead.
Go ahead and rob it.
You'll realize how unwise it is to resort to robbery once you've been ganged up on and beaten.
Those who dare to break the rules must naturally bear the consequences.
Shu Jiao, with a "the more the merrier" mentality, subtly stirred things up and shifted the blame elsewhere.
She then pulled out a blood-red contract. "Come on, sign the contract. Signing the contract will give you ten sticks of incense as a gift."
How many?
Ten!
The evil Buddha, who had initially hesitated, quickly left his life essence on the contract.
It swore:
It's definitely not for those damn incense sticks.
It's just for the sake of fitting in.
Correct!
Be a good fit!
Seeing how readily it agreed, Shu Jiao also readily agreed, smiling as she handed it ten sticks of incense. She then glanced at the three large characters "indefinite" on the contract and smiled even more happily.
Then, leading it, they headed towards the factory.
Members of the Exorcism Department: ...
understood!
Next time Shu Jiao comes, they won't go up and cause trouble.
but……
What good stuff does Nianxiang have? Why isn't it on the shelves? We've been good trading partners for so many years, are you still hiding things from me?
This is not possible!
"Boss Shu~"
The leader of the Demon Extermination Division swallowed the blood that was stuck in his throat from his serious injuries and hurriedly chased after them, saying, "This Nianxiang, do you think you can sell us some? We'll do our best to find whatever you need!"
"what?"
"Vampire blood and teeth? This..."
This thing isn't available in China.
However, when he thought of how Shu Jiao had turned the evil Buddha, whom they had been helpless against, into a security guard with just one stick of incense, the leader of the Exorcism Department gritted his teeth and made a firm decision, "Fine!"
I'll do my best to get it for you!
Isn't it just a vampire?
no problem!
At worst, they can sneak abroad and rip off a few.
There seem to be werewolves, ghosts, elves and such over there. Bring back everything you can, just in case Boss Shu gets interested.
Say.
When they slaughter these creatures, they are restoring peace to the world!
They are doing a good deed.
Proud.jpg.
Seeing that Shu Jiao had acquired the evil Buddha, the members of the Exorcising Evil Department seemed to be inspired and held a three-day meeting, banging on the table.
Finally, they started recruiting "people".
Furthermore, the Exorcism Department changed its name to the "Peace Bureau".
Forget about fighting evil; we're all good partners now, striving for the same goal—peace on earth. Since that's the case, why bother distinguishing between evil and malevolent spirits?
Humans, demons, and monsters are all one family!
All I can say is that everyone is very open-minded.
Formerly a member of the Exorcism Department, now a member of the Peace Bureau, he looked at the eerie figure patrolling with his partner and gave a kind smile.
Absolutely no strain involved!
and……
Seeing their fellow monsters causing trouble, even more active and radical than the strange demons themselves, the members of the Peace Bureau were greatly shocked.
"Same kind? What same kind?"
The eerie demons grinned sinisterly, "That's my book of merits!"
A single cryptic head is worth a fortune.
What does "same kind" count as?
They've eaten their own kind quite a few times before.
Most importantly, they are more familiar with the weaknesses of these strange and evil creatures than humans, making them incredibly easy to defeat.
Human members: ? ? ?
Some time passed.
Watching helplessly as someone, through their own merits, went from being a colleague to a member of the Peace Bureau under their leadership: ? ? !
Good heavens!
Are they really not dreaming?
Turning my head...
The Exorcism Department (crossed out), the Peace Bureau, has become a den of eerie demons?
This is so off the mark!
If they don't work harder, the Peace Bureau will become a happy home for weird and evil creatures.
Human employees can only strive to improve.
Thus, after their repeated, comprehensive purges, all the rebellious and wicked monsters were long ago wiped out, leaving not even ashes.
The country has entered a period of peace.
Occasionally there might be a robbery or petty theft, but given the bloody and stimulating events that followed, everyone just pretended not to see it.
Shu Jiao and 003 have also taken advantage of the chaos to kill off those idiots quite a bit during this time.
Incidentally, they also used someone else to kill the original male lead.
Although he is just a child, he still has to take revenge.
The male protagonist is such a creature...
They can't be given even the slightest chance to develop!