A chaotic house, a perfect couple

Chapter 137 The Innocence of the Young and Old Men in the Slum

"Ahhh! These two men are playing hooligans together!!!"

"Oh my goodness! This is the first time I've encountered anything like this in my entire life!"

The guys who were originally full of fighting spirit were also shocked by the scene before them. They stopped what they were doing involuntarily and looked at the two people on the ground in shock, their eyeballs almost popping out.

Oh my God!

He, they were two men! They actually kissed!

Kiss! Boo!

This horrifying scene was deeply engraved in the minds of everyone present and would be difficult to forget for decades to come.

"Fuck me!"

Yu Junsheng was so shocked by this scene that he retracted his half-kicked foot.

Oh my god! He saw it clearly, the one who kissed that bastard Xu Dongliang was that bastard Zheng Haiyang!

Damn, Zheng Haiyang has this habit?

Two big question marks appeared in Yu Junsheng's head.

He didn't understand, he really didn't understand.

Doesn’t Zheng Haiyang already have Jiang Qiubai and Bao Dayan? Aren’t these two women enough for him to spoil?

Why are you still interested in men?

Is he really that fucking horny? !

Yu Junsheng, the culprit, had no awareness at all and never considered that it was because of his kicks that the two men were in this embarrassing situation.

Zheng Haiyang: “…”

The two parties involved in the incident, the two men pressed together on the ground, looked at each other. There was horror in the eyes of the two men, one above and one below, and they looked very scared.

For some reason, Xu Dongliang actually stuck out his tongue and licked it.

Zheng Haiyang: “!!!” Fuck, fuck! Ahhhh, he’s not clean anymore, not clean anymore!

Xu Dongliang: “!!!”

Xu Dongliang: What is he doing? What is he doing?

It was truly a subconscious action just now, and after Xu Dongliang came to his senses and realized what he was doing, he felt very disgusted with himself.

The two of them looked at each other with disgust at the same time, then dodged as if they had been electrocuted, turned their heads and vomited.

"vomit!"

"yue!"

Seeing this, both of them magically thought at the same time, "How dare you despise me?"

They glared at each other in the dark and became dissatisfied with each other.

Especially Zheng Haiyang. It was clearly that bastard Xu Dongliang who kissed him first, yet he still had the nerve to look down on me. Where does he get the nerve to do that?!

At this moment, someone shone a flashlight, and two faces on the ground instantly came into everyone's sight.

Due to the lighting and viewing angle, under the dim flashlight, the first thing everyone saw clearly was Zheng Haiyang's dark, handsome face with distinct features, but the person below could not see clearly what he looked like.

Then the crowd exploded again with a buzzing sound.

"Fuck, it's Zheng Haiyang!"

"Zheng Haiyang kissed a man!"

"Damn it, you think he doesn't really have that fetish, right? Didn't he and his family's Haicheng get fucked before, stripped naked and thrown on the street? Could it be, could it be..."

Someone yelled, "Oh my god! Could this guy be up to something? He's taking advantage of us all while we're trying to catch a thief."

Hey, you know what, this actually sounds reasonable.

Everyone started to think about whether anyone had taken advantage of them in the recent brawl.

But the more I think about it, the more uneasy I feel.

This person was in a crowded place, and it seemed like there were indeed a few times when he was touched by others, right?

This, this, this, could it be that this bastard really has that thing on men?

Everyone unconsciously moved away from Zheng Haiyang, further and further away, until they stopped when they were ten feet away from Zheng Haiyang.

Even so, the male comrades in the hospital still felt a chill on their backs, and were very afraid that such outstanding people like them would be noticed by Zheng Haiyang.

What if one day I accidentally get killed by him?

In an instant, all the men in Compound No. 35 were upset and worried about their future innocence.

Well, I have to say, these guys are pretty confident.

But at the moment, these people really thought so. Even Xu Dongliang began to doubt whether Zheng Haiyang had touched him in the chaos just now?

It seems like there is?

Just now, a group of people surrounded him and beat him up. When Zheng Haiyang came to stop the fight, how many times did he put his hands on his shoulders, back, waist, buttocks, and buttocks?

The more he thought about it, the darker Xu Dongliang's face became.

Fuck, damn it!

I was actually touched all over by Zheng Haiyang!

Xu Dongliang's face darkened as he quickly rushed away, looking at Zheng Haiyang warily. His expression no longer had the familiarity and flattery of the past.

I don’t care whether he will be successful in the future or not, as long as he dares to covet me, I won’t allow him to do so!

He, Xu Dongliang, would never sell himself for money!

no way!

Xu Dongliang acted like a chaste and righteous husband who would never give in, completely forgetting that he had just licked the other person with his tongue, which gave Zheng Haiyang a huge shock.

Zheng Haiyang: “!!!”

Zheng Haiyang's face turned pale and he immediately denied it three times, "I'm not! I don't! I don't have that kind of habit!"

Facing the crowd's disbelieving gazes, Zheng Haiyang gritted his teeth and spoke word by word, "I just fell on Comrade Xu Dongliang after someone accidentally kicked me a few times! I don't have that kind of interest in gay men! I'm a normal man!"

Everyone had a look of 'whatever you say is what it is' on their faces, and laughed dryly: "...Haha, we get it, we get it! The ocean, we understand!"

Zheng Haiyang: “…”

You don't understand shit!

Ahhh! Zheng Haiyang's nose is crooked with anger!

It was clearly that bastard Xu Dongliang who took advantage of him, yet he was pretending to be a chaste and loyal husband for all to see!

Bah! Shameless dog!

It’s a pity that I can’t tell this to these people, otherwise they will misunderstand that I have something against men.

Zheng Haiyang was so angry that he had no place to vent it, so he could only hold it in his chest and make himself uncomfortable.

To describe it in two words: frustrating!

To describe it in three words: very frustrating!

Four words, very frustrating!

The two parties involved, Jiang Qiubai and Dong Siwei, were stunned.

How, how did the situation develop into this?

As a person who traveled through the book, she clearly understood that neither Zheng Haiyang nor Xu Dongliang had any inclination in this regard. Both of them were as straight as could be. Although they had a good relationship in the later part of the novel, often drinking together, staying overnight with each other after hangovers, and often making plans to go out and play together, that was pure brotherhood, without any ambiguity.

But in the current situation, if she went out, she would definitely be recognized by these people and beaten up. She had no time to hide, but she didn't dare go out to explain for the two of them.

I can only ask Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang, two big guys, to let her down. I believe they will understand her.

Dong Siwei thought so and hid herself in the shadow behind.

Jiang Qiubai kept looking at Zheng Haiyang and Xu Dongliang with suspicion. Could there really be something going on between these two people?

She was also skeptical about Zheng Haiyang's explanation.

Others didn't see it, but she saw it. Xu Dongliang clearly did something to Zheng Haiyang just now, which made the two of them suddenly separate and vomit.

Besides, the looks in the eyes of these two people were weird after that.

Jiang Qiubai couldn't explain it, but her intuition told her that these two men were not so innocent.

……

"Xu Dongliang? Why does this name sound familiar?" Uncle Guo pondered the name and felt like he had heard it somewhere, but he just couldn't remember it.

Aunt Cao, who was standing next to him, suddenly clapped her hands and exclaimed in shock, "No, isn't this the fiancé of the Zheng family's adopted daughter? The thief we just beat up was him?! Then who is the other one?! I think she looks like a woman. Could it be Dong Siwei, the Zheng family's adopted daughter?!"

Ren Wenhua and Guan Ailian, who had been fighting the most fiercely just now, were silent now. This was because they had realized they had hit the wrong person the moment they realized one of the two shadowy figures was Xu Dongliang. Xu Dongliang looked a bit frail, and he probably didn't have the skills to steal so much money from their family and get away unscathed.

The two men quickly stopped, and fearing that Xu Dongliang would cause trouble for them later, they tacitly hid outside the crowd.

As long as it's not targeting their homes, stealing other people's things has nothing to do with them and they don't care much.

Someone's flashlight shone on Xu Dongliang and Dong Siwei, who were surrounded by the crowd, at the right time. The panic on their faces was clearly visible.

"Fuck, it really is these two people!"

"No, what do these two want to do? Why do they want to sneak into our compound in the middle of the night?"

Bai Zhenzhu suddenly thought of the voice crying "stop thief" she had just heard and said disdainfully, "I think maybe he just wants to steal something!"

When she said this, the others were suddenly startled and no longer cared about whether to kiss or not. Compared with the safety of their own money, what did the strange thing of men kissing each other matter?

Everyone talked at once,

"Yes, yes, yes. I just heard someone shouting there were thieves. I'm afraid these two really came to our yard to steal things!"

"Fuck, didn't these two people approach our courtyard just for this matter in the first place?"

"Fuck it, it's true! I told you there was something weird about these two!"

These two people obviously have good conditions, but they are eager to please Aunt Chang and Zheng Haiyang. The neighbors already think that their behavior is weird.

Now that I think about it this way, it all becomes clear!

Damn, these two people might be here to steal from their compound!

He is indeed very scheming!

Xu Dongliang and Dong Siwei both turned pale. Xu Dongliang hurriedly explained, "No, no, it was all a misunderstanding. We didn't steal anything! Please believe us, we are not that kind of people!"

Dong Siwei also quickly said, "Yes, yes, my boyfriend is the director of the supply and marketing cooperative. He has nothing. How could he possibly steal anything?"

The two men tried their best to defend themselves. No matter what, they couldn't let these people brand them as thieves!

It's no wonder that when the title of director of the "supply and marketing cooperative" was brought up, some people really began to waver.

"That's true. Comrade Xu, the director of a supply and marketing cooperative, can't be that kind of person. Could there be some misunderstanding here?"

Xu Dongliang's lips curled slightly. He knew that these people were easy to fool. As long as he revealed his identity, he would be able to get away.

Xu Dongliang's pride didn't last long. At this moment, a heart-wrenching wail suddenly came from behind him, "My heirloom! My heirloom! It's broken, completely broken! You two damned ones, you have to pay for my heirloom!"

"Alright! You two damn thieves! I told you, I told you, why did you always try to sneak into my house when no one was around? It turns out you were planning to steal my family heirlooms! I'm afraid you two bastards have been planning this for a long time!"

Yu Jun pointed at Xu Dongliang and Dong Siwei and yelled at them.

After cursing, he patted his chest and wailed at the pile of broken porcelain pieces, "Dad! Grandpa! Ancestors of the Yu family, I have let you down!"

Cheng Jiajia's eyelids twitched as she watched the man's performance. Bro, that's so exaggerated!

She secretly complained in her heart, but she pinched her thigh hard, and then started crying and said weakly and miserably, "It's all my fault, it's all my fault! If I hadn't taken out the things passed down by our ancestors to grow vegetables, this wouldn't have happened! Who would have thought that I had been married into our compound for half a year without any problems, and I thought our compound was very safe. Who would have thought that I had just taken out this ancestral water tank to grow vegetables and was targeted by thieves? I trusted the wrong person! Junsheng, I'm sorry for you, I'm sorry for the ancestors of the Yu family!"

After the two of them did this, the person who was wavering just now quickly waved his hands and said, "No, Xiao Cheng, you can't say such nonsense. This matter of your family has nothing to do with me!"

"That's right, it's none of our business. We are here to catch thieves!"

"I think it's these two outsiders who got greedy and caused this trouble!"

Seeing that the couple was about to put the blame for the broken heirloom on them, they were frantically trying to deny it and no one remembered to clear Xu Dongliang's name.

Xu Dongliang and Dong Siwei: "!!!"

He was just speaking up for them, but once he was involved, he tried his best to put the blame on himself.

These villains!

Cheng Jiajia lowered her head and sobbed, "Grandpa and Auntie, you have misunderstood. Yu Junsheng and I are not the kind of people who don't know what's good for us. We have been neighbors for so many years, and we naturally know what kind of people you are..."

The implication is that he no longer trusts Xu Dongliang and the other man.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, but didn't dare say anything.

Yu Junsheng said angrily, "Report to the police, we must report to the police!"

Everyone agreed, "That's right, Junsheng, if something happens to your family, you'd better report it to the police!"

Xu Dongliang and Dong Siwei were shocked, but they couldn’t call the police!

Zheng Haiyang also thought so. Once the police were notified, wouldn't it be impossible to hide the fact that he opened the door for Xu Dongliang?

He is in a critical period now and cannot let any bad news come out.

So even though Zheng Haiyang felt very uncomfortable with Xu Dongliang after the "accidental" licking incident, he still had to help him make amends.

He quickly said, "Junsheng, Junsheng! These two are my guests. I can guarantee with my integrity that they are definitely not thieves! They just thought your vegetable pot was interesting, so they got up in the middle of the night to study it. There is absolutely no other intention. Please don't report this to the police!"

After hearing what he said, not only Yu Junsheng, but even Cheng Jiajia wanted to spit in his face. Give me back your dignity, how much is your dignity worth?

Shameless thing!

Seeing that Yu Junsheng was unmoved, Zheng Haiyang had no choice but to continue half persuading, half threatening,

"Junsheng, we've been neighbors for so many years. It's just a small matter. There's no need to make a big deal out of it and bring it to the Public Security Bureau, causing trouble for the police, right? Constantly bothering the police with these trivial matters isn't good for our compound's reputation, don't you think?"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone looked at it and didn't dare to say a word.

Oh my God, Yu Junsheng is such a stingy guy. If they say a few more words, it might be like they broke his heirloom.

Don't dare to say, don't dare to say.

Yu Junsheng narrowed his eyes and suddenly let out a sharp "Pah! I just saw you two kissing! You're having an affair with that pretty boy, so of course you're helping him! And our compound's reputation is ruined! We've had prisoners there, and that reputation is long gone!"

Zheng Haiyang: “!!!”

The scene that he tried hard to forget echoed in his mind again, and Zheng Haiyang was successfully disgusted by Yu Junsheng!

Ahhh! This bitch, this bitch!

He didn't have an affair with Xu Dongliang!