nucmednet Chapter 36 What a green tea b*tch, this is a scheming older sister!
Chapter 36 What a green tea b*tch, this is a scheming older sister!
"Ouch! I can't take it anymore! It hurts so much!"
The consequence of craving grilled cold noodles was that Meng Ziyi got diarrhea!
After running to the washroom six times, Meng Ziyi walked out of the washroom shakily, leaning on the door frame. Her face was as white as a beautiful female ghost, and her pitiful and broken appearance was simply too beautiful!
Seeing her female assistant with a rosy complexion who could still support her, Meng Ziyi said resentfully, "Why is it that you can eat barbecue without any problems, but I get diarrhea after eating barbecue?"
The female assistant blinked her round eyes. "Maybe it's because... I didn't drink any herbal tea or Jia Duo Bao? So my stomach didn't get chilled?"
Meng Ziyi's eye twitched. "Two sips of herbal tea can cause diarrhea? Han Xian drank most of a can, and he didn't have diarrhea... Oh no, I forgot to ask if Han Xian was okay. Quick, give me my phone, I'll call him and ask if he has diarrhea."
Damn!
I was so busy taking care of Sister Meng that I forgot about Han Xian!
The female assistant frantically found Meng Ziyi's phone and watched her make a call.
Han Xian answered quickly, his voice steady despite its fluctuations, "Sister Meng? Is something wrong calling at this hour?"
Meng Ziyi asked worriedly, "Are you alright?"
Han Xian was bewildered. "What could possibly be wrong with me?"
"You don't have diarrhea?"
"No, don't tell me you have diarrhea."
"...Ugh, my stomach hurts so much!"
Meng Ziyi only thought for a second before telling the truth.
Since everyone has already guessed it, there's no need to hide it.
Besides, while having diarrhea is a bit embarrassing, it's not embarrassing if you can use it as an opportunity to show weakness.
Han Xian replied as expected, "Did you take your medicine?"
Meng Ziyi said pitifully, "Not yet, Sister Yuanyuan went to buy medicine for me."
"Are you staying here by yourself?"
"Um."
"Will it work?"
"...Not really, even going to the washroom is a struggle."
"wait for me."
"Okay! I'll open the door for you."
Meng Ziyi continued to play the victim, even bowing to her female assistant and winking at her, begging her to leave quickly.
凸!
The female assistant huffed and puffed, made an international gesture, rolled her eyes, and turned to leave.
When you need her, call her Sister Yuanyuan; when you don't need her, tell her to get out of here quickly. Don't call her Sister Meng anymore, call her Meng Ziyi who forgets her principles for the sake of beauty!
……
"Han Xian, my stomach hurts so much."
Upon seeing Han Xian, who was dressed neatly, Meng Ziyi put one hand on the door frame and the other on her stomach, pouting and looking miserable, with tears welling up in her eyes but refusing to fall.
This pitiful, manipulative girl is truly charming and endearing!
"Don't cry! Go sit down and rest for a while, and the pain will go away soon."
Han Xian immediately saw through Meng Ziyi's act of playing the victim, but he didn't expose her. Instead, he helped her walk slowly towards the living room.
There are three reasons for this.
Firstly, because Meng Ziyi's face was very pale and her legs were very weak, he knew she really had diarrhea just by observing her.
Secondly, since Meng Ziyi's goal in pretending to be a "green tea" is him, then she's not a "green tea" at all, but rather a "good sister" with ulterior motives towards him.
Thirdly, this entertainment harem novel is very formulaic. Whenever there is a need for some intimate scenes, the female lead has to suffer, endure hardship, and suffer minor injuries.
Therefore, Meng Ziyi's stomachache is 100% genuine.
Han Xian helped Meng Ziyi sit down on the single sofa, placed her fair wrist on the armrest, raised his right hand to take her pulse, and his mind was filled with more knowledge of traditional Chinese medicine.
Meng Ziyi was taken aback. "You...you can take a pulse? You understand traditional Chinese medicine?"
Han Xian hummed in agreement. "I know a little."
"How come I didn't know?"
"Didn't I tell you?"
"He didn't say."
"Now you know."
After saying that, Han Xian frowned, glared at Meng Ziyi, and sighed, his tone full of helplessness.
"You! You're just wasting your time trying to lose weight, eating low-fat meals every day, which has ruined your digestive system! Now, you're lucky your stomach hasn't given out even when you eat spicy food and drink cold drinks!"
"I...I'm on a diet not because I'm afraid I'll look bad on camera if I gain weight, and besides, I just had a craving for barbecue, not because I intentionally ate spicy food or drank cold drinks. By the way, we ate the same things, but you ate so much barbecue and drank a lot of iced lemonade, how come you're okay?"
Meng Ziyi offered a guilty explanation and then quickly changed the subject.
Han Xian said, "My stomach is strong, eating a barbecue or two won't bother me. Besides, we eat different things. The grilled cold noodles you ate were spicy, really spicy!"
Grilled cold noodles?
Meng Ziyi was stunned.
Although everyone ate roughly the same thing, her grilled cold noodles were definitely different; they were very fragrant and spicy.
So, her miserable state was all because of that spicy grilled cold noodles?
Isn't that a bit too unlucky?
Boom!
Han Xian tapped Meng Ziyi on the head, "Stop spacing out, come and lie down."
"Huh? Lie down? This..."
Meng Ziyi instinctively clutched her stomach, her face flushed as she glanced at Han Xian, her eyes filled with shy blush. "No, please! My stomach still hurts, what if..."
???
Han Xian was stunned. "What do you mean, 'stop'? I'm going to massage your abdomen and the meridians of your stomach and intestines. How can I massage you if you don't lie down?"
what?
Now it was Meng Ziyi's turn to be confused. "You made me lie down so you could massage my digestive meridians? Not so you could..."
Han Xian smiled enigmatically, "Otherwise what? You don't actually think I want you to..."
"No! I didn't! Don't make wild guesses!"
Meng Ziyi quickly denied it three times, but her blushing expression proved that she had some thoughts.
Han Xian's lips curved slightly, but he didn't continue the topic.
He patted the large sofa next to him, stood up to make room, and said, "If you don't have it, you don't have it! Come and lie down!"
Meng Ziyi hummed in agreement, bit her lip, and got up. Her face was flushed as she lay down on the large sofa, her cotton pajama pants tightly held between her long legs. Her beautiful face was turned to the side, clearly not daring to look at Han Xian.
Han Xian scanned Meng Ziyi's body to determine the location of her gastrointestinal meridians. "I'll massage your gastrointestinal meridians later. It might hurt a little, so please bear with it."
Meng Ziyi subconsciously clenched her fist, her eyelashes fluttering, "Will it... hurt a lot?"
Han Xian shook his head, "It shouldn't hurt much, at most it'll feel like a mosquito bite."
"Then... go easy on me."
"Don't worry, it'll be very light. But there's one thing you must remember!"
"What did you say?"
"When you have diarrhea, never trust any fart!"
"Han Xian! Can you shut up?!"
Meng Ziyi glared at Han Xian, her small fists gathering power.
She's already embarrassed herself so badly, and he's still making fun of her!
It was only because she had a stomachache that she didn't dare to throw a punch for fear of causing an accident; otherwise, she would definitely have punched Han Xian twice in the eye socket and given him a black eye!
Han Xian didn't say anything, but placed his large, warm hands on Meng Ziyi's abdomen and began to massage it gently.
"Hmm~"
The air pressure surged, and Meng Ziyi cried out uncontrollably.
Han Xian's eyelids twitched, and he took a deep breath to suppress the surging heat within him.
"Please, Sister Meng, don't make those noises when you're giving me a massage, I... can't stand it!"
"I...I didn't do it on purpose! I'll just bear it!"
Noticing Han Xian's unusual behavior, Meng Ziyi pulled a nearby cushion to cover her flushed cheeks, like an ostrich burying its head in the sand.
She can't see his... and he can't see her face, so she's not shameful.
Tsk!
Who would have thought that even the usually carefree Sister Meng would have a day when she'd be too embarrassed to show her face!
Han Xian smiled and stopped teasing Meng Ziyi, focusing on massaging her abdomen and digestive meridians.
Without Han Xian's teasing, Meng Ziyi's shyness gradually lessened, and she began to feel the changes in her body.
Her body was still a little stiff, after all, it was the first time that a man had massaged her abdomen so intimately.
But the large hand on her abdomen was very hot, so hot that it made her body go weak and her whole stomach felt very comfortable. The pain that had been there before disappeared little by little as it was massaged.
Suddenly, the large hand on her abdomen disappeared. Meng Ziyi, looking lost and forlorn, lifted the cushion and gazed at Han Xian with reluctance in her eyes. "You... are you done massaging?"
Han Xian pressed down on Meng Ziyi's right hand, "The abdominal massage is finished. Now we'll start massaging the Stomach Meridian of Foot Yangming and the Large Intestine Meridian of Hand Yangming."
"oh."
Meng Ziyi stared blankly as Han Xian pressed her hand, then her arm, then her shoulder, then her feet, calves, thighs, and abdomen...
As Meng Ziyi watched, she felt as if her whole body had been in a Honglangman sauna. She felt so comfortable that she was a little drowsy and wanted to sleep. She didn't even notice when Han Xian got up. She only vaguely heard Han Xian talking to her about his first kiss and how he was saving it!
until……
Snapped!
The female assistant clapped her hands in front of Meng Ziyi, "Sister Meng? Meng Ziyi? Ms. Meng Ziyi, stop drooling and snap out of it!"